The Legend Of Konoha Iruka

As soon as Iruka and others walked out of the secret research base, they ran into a person, Orochimaru.

"Hehe, what a coincidence, Lord Orochimaru" Iruka grinned awkwardly.

"Unfortunately" Orochimaru sneered, "I know you went in, so I just waited for you outside."

"Orochimaru" Kakashi and Tenzo are nervous, the name of the person, the shadow of the tree, Orochimaru has an infinite aura at the station.

At this time, on this occasion, Iruka had to use the topic shifting technique: "Master Orochimaru, I have something to ask you, did you steal our porn? Don't deny it, I know you did it."

"I... yes" Orochimaru answered very hard, it was a shame for a lifetime.

"I'll just say, you must have done it." Iruka slapped his thigh, a little annoyed: "Master Orochimaru, we have known each other for almost a month, old acquaintance..."

"Hehe da" Orochimaru didn't want to talk, the standard of Iruka's old acquaintance was really low.

"You tell me about you, if you have a need, you can talk about it." Iruka angrily said, "Man, who doesn't have such a need yet, but it's not right for you to steal pornographic films. You know how much Jiraiya scrapped in order to shoot those pornographic films." Kungfu? The manpower and material resources invested in it have gone..."

"Then I will return it to you" Orochimaru felt very ashamed.

"Also, of course." Iruka first expressed his attitude, and then thoughtfully said: "However, Orochimaru-sama’s physiological needs cannot be ignored. We at the Konoha Science and Technology Bureau have all discussed it, and Jiraiya-sama will come forward to give you the sea in the five major countries. Choose a daughter-in-law!"

"Nani?!" Orochimaru's face was green on the spot, damn, don't you play like this, I'm shameful enough, you are still going to embarrass me and throw me into the world!

"Of course, I personally disagree with that plan." Iruka showed disgust.

"It's right to disagree." Orochimaru couldn't agree anymore, and finally found a normal person, a confidant, and instantly felt that there was still warmth in the world.

"So, I criticized them on the spot, finding a daughter-in-law for Orochimaru-sama. How can we only find a wife in the five countries? We should look at the world of Ninja, even overseas, and the starry sky. After all, our goal is the stars and the sea," Iruka said Be passionate.

"Uh..." Orochimaru was confused, okay, when I didn't say anything just now, who is your confidant? Who is Iruka? Do i know? Am i familiar? Haha, bye bye, we will never be friends in this life.

"Cough cough" Iruka coughed heavily, and then hurriedly said, "Master Orochimaru, after talking so much, I forgot to ask, what do you want a woman? In appearance: big breasts, long legs, oval face? Personality? Above: Onee-san is gentle and skillful, cold, or slutty and hot..."

"I... don't want any of them" Orochimaru said sincerely, I can be self-sufficient, and I don't need a woman to intervene in my life.

"Oh, I see." Iruka showed a face of sudden realization, and said shyly: "Unexpectedly, Master Orochimaru has such a big appetite, one is not enough, and the harem has to be opened!"

"Fuck! You know a hammer" Orochimaru is about to explode, I don't want one, I don't want many, is there a normal brain in this piece?

At this time, both Kakashi and Tenzo were shocked: refreshing the three views, they did not expect that Orochimaru, one of Sannin, was so hungry and thirsty that one could no longer meet their needs.

"Master Orochimaru" Iruka continued: "I think it's okay, Master Jiraiya will come forward to advertise heroes, oh no, advertise beautiful girls, sincerely recruit all kinds of beauties to meet your all-round needs!"

"Orochimaru-sama, do you see if I am considerate and considerate?" Iruka waited for you to praise my expression.

"Thinking, thoughtful" Orochimaru feels that no one in this life can think about himself so thoughtfully, so thoughtful, but the problem is, you guys got the wrong direction, why can't I be moved at all?

Iruka is full of ambition and started planning: "I have all thoughts about it. We will recruit seven or eight daughters-in-law for Orochimaru in advance. There are various types. You can try marriage first, and after getting along for a while, you can see which one is more suitable for you. ..."

Not to mention, Iruka's plan is pretty good. Now everything needs to be tested. Orochimaru doesn't try to get married first. Do you know if it's appropriate? What if it feels right now and finds a more suitable one later, what should I do if I derail?

Iruka feels worrying, she touches Orochimaru with sincerity, and looks forward to his return with the Forbidden Technique results. These are all long-term investments!

However, Orochimaru is about to be overwhelmed. The cold image he has maintained for so many years, how can there be an instant collapse of the posture!

Imagine that in the near future, the streets and alleys of Ninja World will have their own marriage advertisements hanging everywhere:

A photo of Orochimaru's handsome front face, with the following information beside it~

Hometown: Country of Fire. Konoha Shinobi Village.

Age: 43 years old.

Height: 172cm.

Personality: To help others, develop their potential; caring, like small animals, especially snakes.

Interests: Develop new techniques, fruitful, and enjoy a number of national-level patents.

The honors and certificates obtained are as follows: One of Sannin, Uncle Snake, Lord Orochimaru...

We sincerely invite all the beauties of the Ninja world to sign up for the Orochimaru blind date meeting. As long as you come, you will be reimbursed for travel expenses, accommodation expenses, and lunch and dinner. Once hired, you can get a pearl necklace worth 5 million.

Contact: Jiraiya. Interviewer: Jiraiya. Cooperating unit: Konoha Science and Technology Bureau.

A perfect marriage notice came out, and Orochimaru became famous in the first battle and became the most prestigious married man in the ninja world. Oh, the picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

Orochimaru would never accept this ending, he could die in battle, or be bombed to death because of studying ninjutsu, but he could not linger amidst the humiliation and ridicule of everyone.

Therefore, Orochimaru must deal with Iruka and let him give up the idea of ​​giving himself a blind date, at least one, two, three, four, five, six or seven years later.

"Iruka -kun" Orochimaru's tone has never been so flattering: "We have been together for almost a month, and we are considered old acquaintances. Have a discussion, can we slow down the blind date?"

"How can this be alleviated? Orochimaru-sama, you are in your 40s. You are a super leftover man." Iruka felt that the responsibility was heavy.

Orochimaru hurriedly explained: "I know, I don’t want to marry, I just want to be a few years later. You also need to know, what is the most important thing for a man? It’s career and achievement. As long as there is career and achievement, when It's not too late to find a woman, and there are picks and picks!"

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