The Last Cat in the Universe

The accreditation of the laboratory of the Ministry of Scientific Research is quite a complicated procedure.

The more sophisticated research institute certification procedures become, the more complicated it is impossible to say, I ask you for permission to enter the laboratory, and then you authorize me, and I will be able to enter.

This kind of thing is impossible.

The laboratory's authority must generally include post card authentication, fingerprint authentication, iris authentication, bone authentication, and a series of serious identity procedures before the top administrator can grant access to the laboratory.

Therefore, the fastest way to enter the No. 1 ladder laboratory is actually to find a boss who can go down to see the situation, or simply violently break the door.

In fact, the Acting Minister wanted to break through the door directly. He was really tired of these broken things and just wanted to go home and sleep.

He has to get up early tomorrow to do experiments!

However, although there were three people who had the right to enter the laboratory on the first ladder, they overturned three cars, but three of them stayed. It is not desirable to break the door by violence.

The acting minister was bitter and sent a message to one of them.

The external communication signals of the Ministry of Science and Technology are completely cut off, but for any confidential research institute, the external communications of personnel in the institute are strictly restricted, let alone the Imperial Scientific Research Headquarters.

But he was a minister—although an agent, he had some privileges.

The No. 1 ladder laboratory, whether it is the chip of the experimental record file or the laboratory itself, is extremely confidential. Throughout the scientific research department, it has the authority to inspect and enter.

The middle-aged person who received the communication had a very bad face, but the acting minister knew that it was not caused by doing experiments to stay up late.

Because this middle-aged person is also one of those surveyed, he hasn't even been to the research department for nearly a week.

"Laboratory No. 1 has been invaded." The Acting Minister did not force it, and told the other party very frankly and frankly.

Middle-aged man's face changed: "Invasion !?"

"Yes, I guess there may be danger below." Although the danger was said, the acting minister seemed to be in a hurry. "Do you know who is doing experiments in the laboratory on the first ladder now?"

"No one!" The middle-aged man answered without thinking, "You wait, I'll be right here!"

The Acting Minister does not believe this claim.

Except for those who have the authority, who can safely enter the No. 1 ladder laboratory without being found.

The Acting Minister personally tends to be that they steal the chicken without eroding the rice and want to use the cat as an experiment to turn the cart over. At the moment, the Tiangong may be in trouble.

Noisy!

The acting minister thought.

It's best to kill the old guys who made the heavens!

If you don't do serious research, you will know how to do it all day.

A lot of years are still so uneasy and annoying.

The Acting Minister looked at the hanging communication and thought about it, raising his hand to turn off the continuous alarm sound.

The two young scientific researchers who stayed beside him looked at each other and couldn't hold back their curiosity: "Acting Minister, Lab No. 1 in the end ..."

"Confidential, let's break it down." After the Acting Minister answered this, he looked at the two young men, sighed, and patted their shoulders. "I think there is something missing in our department."

The two young men snapped: "What?"

The acting minister waved his hand: "Go, let's make two banners and hang them in the hall."

"Banner?"

"Yes, the first writes' respect life, thank life, love life ', and the second writes' Familiarity with the Basic Law, so that you and me can be more convenient' ... add another, 'Whoever steals a cat is stupid, see To kill one '. "

"..."

"What about that elevator ...?"

The Acting Minister waved his hand: "Just as if the matter has been solved, don't ask, people will certainly not take us down when they come."

"What do you mean, is there really such an experiment below ...?" The young man made an exaggerated gesture.

"Blind Huohuo! Blind Huohuo what you! Just curious!" Acting Minister patted the young man's dog's head. "You know what I don't have the authority to know? Walk around and make a banner!"

The two young men seemed to understand something, shut their mouths, and followed the acting minister's buttocks and left.

According to the degree of confidentiality, in order to avoid the leakage of the experimental situation and the other party's peep, the first twenty elevator labs did not even have monitoring equipment.

Not to mention that the Acting Minister didn't know, even if he went to the security department of the scientific research headquarters, it was also obscured with two eyes, and he didn't know what happened below.

Yuean below didn't know what happened above.

It's true, Yuean hasn't practiced the magic in his sleeve.

He always believed in the evilness of the lazy cancer cat. He really felt that the cat could not practice well without sleeves. Until now, this concept had not come to an end.

The idealistic magic is based on one's own subjective impression. The impression in my head can't be overwhelmed, and it is useless to practice.

The white hair dumplings waited for a few minutes without waiting for someone to arrive, so they jumped into the drawer with a baton, extended their claws, and politely smashed all ten catnip reagents in one breath.

The crackling sound of the test tube is very crisp, accompanied by a strong smell of catnip.

Now that you can't take it away, **** it now. Wouldn't it be nice to run after you suck?

Yuean's entire cat was immersed in the smell of catnip and agitated.

This reagent contained about ten milliliters of solution in a test tube, and it quickly volatilized as soon as it came into contact with the outside air, and the smell of catnip was everywhere in the laboratory for a while.

Yuean rolled on the ground, twisted into S for a while, and twisted into c, and occasionally spread herself into a long pie.

When I couldn't help but get excited, I got up and scratched the wall, scratching most of the wall of this laboratory.

He couldn't touch the laboratory equipment and strange things.

Wasn't that always done in movies before?

Entered a laboratory, accidentally damaged any reagents, and released some viruses, which led to zombies and other things.

The cannon fodder that was usually killed at the beginning of the game died of curiosity.

Yuean kicked his hind legs, jumped onto the wall, opened his four claws, "snapped" on the wall, and relaxed his two hind legs. He used his two front claws to pull the wall along with the length The sound of "stabbing--" slowly slipped back to the ground.

The special hard wall in this laboratory was treated as a cat scratching board by this small white hair ball, and its scratches were left everywhere on the four walls.

Go home and ask Ji Xiuyu, what kind of material is this wall, and it is very comfortable to use as a grab board.

Yuean thought while scratching the wall and slowly slid to the ground.

He retracted his two claws, took two steps back and was about to jump again, and in a blink of an eye he saw a chip in the gap just caught.

Small, black square pieces, about the size of a thumb cap, are carefully kept in a small transparent box.

Xiao Mao Tuanzi stared at the beautiful blue cat's eyes, tilted his head, curiously glanced over, and found a line on the small box holding the chip.

029- Catnip reagent experiment record.

Hi!

It is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to others.

The small white hair ball stretched out its soft flesh pad, smashed the box with a paw with no softness, picked up the chip and turned away.

He grabbed the chip, got out of the plant science laboratory, and glanced at the gene science laboratory next to it.

Similarly, genetic science has specific experimental record names.

Yue'an saw that the ranking was very high, and an experimental record name was: SS-level genomic basic exploration.

The white hair dumplings carried the chip, squatted at the door of this laboratory, hesitated for a long time, and finally scratched the door and got out.

In the area of ​​genetic science, Yue'an did not dare to toss as blindly as the next door, for fear that a t virus was actually released that would lead to the siege of the zombies.

He grabbed the chip and sniffed around, carefully tearing a whole strip across the wall, drew up the chip inside, and pulled them out one by one.

Finally, he found the chip of the SS-class gene body. Yuean happily smashed the box and shoved the chip out. By the way, he violently opened the hidden drawer and burned the remaining muscle tissue and blood samples inside clean.

The little hair dumplings carrying two chips finished all this, and his head turned to the door. The sharp little ears trembled, and he disappeared in a second and slipped out of this laboratory.

Two middle-aged people rushed into the elevator outlet, one of whom was the subject of the communication by the acting minister just now.

Their faces are very ugly.

Yue'an watched as the two men pulled their weapons out of the door, then strode into the two laboratories whose doors were destroyed.

They found nothing.

Yuean Da La La squatted beside, watching them suspiciously, bypassing them lightly and silently with short legs, and broke the doors of several laboratories under their eyelids.

"Who?!"

"The thermal detector is not responding."

"... see a ghost."

The invisible fur ball held the chip, and turned to scratch the elevator door, floor, and ceiling.

Then he flicked his tail and looked at the two middle-aged people who rushed towards the elevator. With a proud hum, he turned his head and floated up.

Without an elevator, don't even think about going out.

Yue Anzi reached the hall on the top, relieved the spell, shook his tail and happily pushed the piece of steel in the corner of the hall's No. 1 staircase door that was cut by him perfectly. He drilled his head out and was still stuck in his body. In the hole, as soon as he looked up, he faced Ji Xiuyun's somber face that could drip ink.

A marshal of soldiers surrounds the Marshal, facing his back at this moment, and the composition wall blocks the scientific research staff outside.

Ji Xiuyu looked at Yuean, who had a small head drilled out of the corner. He slowly pulled the gloves on his hands, and his body was so arrogant that his eyes seemed to be covered with dense sharp blades.

His eyes became more frightened, and the two chips in his mouth fell to the ground with a snap.

The marshal squatted down and stowed the two chips into his pockets.

"Very happy?" Ji Xiuyu asked in a low voice in a volume that only he and Yuean could hear.

Yuean: "..."

I'm not that I didn't stop talking.

……Ok.

Actually, I was so happy.

Especially when smoking catnip.

Marshal Ji looked down at his cat and calmly said, "Come out."

Yue'an persuaded into the ears of the plane, and burped out of the hole, and even shook his hair, ran to the marshal's feet with a short leg, and darted to be coquettish.

The Field Marshal dropped Yue'an on the ground. He ignored the sound of Jiao Meow's meowing, checked it again and again, and confirmed that there were no scars or anything wrong. He breathed a sigh of relief. A little more.

He hugged Yuean, turned and walked behind the wall.

The soldiers quickly gave way.

The cat held in his arms by Mr. Marshal could not perceive his ears, and almost turned into a little seal. He was frightened and arched into Marshal's arms.

The Acting Minister was sad when he saw the performance of Yuean.

It's over. It's over.

Cats that are so powerful are so scary that they are so scary. The big guys below must have done such a thing to Yue'an in such a different way.

The Acting Minister seems to have seen the future of the second shutdown of the Ministry of Scientific Research.

"Why is my cat in the research department?"

Ji Xiuyin's voice glowed with icy anger, word by word, and thunderous.

"Why is he scared?"

He was desperately arching into the marshal's arms in an attempt to exchange his coquettishness for the forgiveness of Yue'an. After hearing Ji Xiu's words, the entire cat froze for three seconds, and then strangely pulled out a small head from his arms.

Ji Xiuhuan pressed his fluffy head back into his arms expressionlessly.

Mr. Marshal looked around the scientific researchers around and asked again: "Why my cat escaped from the lab with the highest security of the first ladder?"

"Can anyone give me an explanation?"

"Really ... sorry, Marshal Ji."

The acting minister was guilty: "Although I don't know the truth of the matter, as an acting minister, I have an unshirkable responsibility."

Yuean: ...

Yuean :? ? ? ?

Isn't this routine a bit wrong?

Shouldn't it be that he sneaked in and found out, Ji Xiuyu came to cover him?

Why does this conversation sound so unbearable.

What's the apology of the acting minister?

Yuean once again curiously poked out his little head from Ji Xiuyu's arms, and was again pressed by Marshal Ji calmly.

"What I want is not an apology and explanation." Ji Xiuyu pointed to the elevator door of the No. 1 Elevator Lab. "I want to know what they did to my cat."

Mr. Marshal said, "I want to go down."

Yuean: "..."

Wait, what is this development? ?

Is this the legendary preemptive system ... oh no, hit the rake? ? ?

You turned out to be Xi Jiuyun like this? ?

The author has something to say: Marshal: Yes, it is me, thanks for the praise.