The Knight Wants To Be in a Relationship

47. Homecoming

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“Sorry. Sword Master. We will catch the culprit as quickly as possible and take action.”

The moment it was revealed that Penelope was a fake maid and a succubus who came for Evan’s spirit – the kingdom was astonished.

This was mainly the case with officials involved in personnel affairs. They immediately launched an investigation to find out where the information had leaked, and arrested all those involved in the process.

The culprit was instead. Instead of the palace.

Precisely, the secretary in charge under his desk.

“I didn’t know! Your majesty! I really, really didn’t know she was a succubus!”

“Even if you didn’t know, your sins don’t disappear.”

“Your Majesty! Think of what I have done for the Kingdom!”

In the end, he was ousted and replaced by someone else. Changwang took this opportunity to investigate whether there were any other similar cases, and found out that it was common for high-ranking officials and nobles to secretly hire a succubus secretary.

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If the succubus had such a heart, it could paralyze the administration of the kingdom in an instant—- succubuses were spread all over the place.

“Ah- I got caught. My uncle, he didn’t have much energy, but the castle walls were great. Is your wife in trouble now?”

“What, what nonsense! Hurry up and arrest that b*tch!”

“Goodbye!”

Of course, it was almost impossible to catch a succubus that could make itself disappear in an instant.

You must know in advance that there is a succubus and install magic in its place, and you must also manage and repair the magic at regular intervals.

There was no other way to use the captured succubus than to kill it or use it as a s*x slave, so it was actually a worse method than throwing the money on the street.

“…… Be careful in the future.”

In the end, it was impossible for even the spear king to exterminate the succubus. I just wanted to make sure that something like this doesn’t happen again.

It was all the more so because it was the most efficient and reasonable method.

If you have s*xual desire, how can you stop a succubus from appearing anywhere at any time? You can’t even imprison all the officials.

“—The Minister of Internal Affairs who secretly leaked information was dismissed and then ousted. Education has also been thoroughly carried out to prevent something like this from happening in the future.”

“Hmm…… What about the reward?”

“We have prepared a separate reward for the Sword Master. …… Kanelli, a nationally certified alchemist, will prepare it on her own.”

“Really? Then go now.”

Evan, wondering if Kanelli was going to give him another strange item, said that she would understand. She nodded and gestured.

When the messenger saw Evan’s gesture, he immediately lowered his head and disappeared. It wasn’t until the messenger hid her appearance that Rebecca, who had been hiding behind her reception desk, poked her head out.

“…… Did you go?”

“I’m gone. But what are you doing wrong? Why are you hiding?”

“I didn’t do anything wrong! …… It was me who introduced her as a maid without even checking. Originally, I would have been fired as well.”

“Ah, Rebecca won’t get fired.”

“Why?”

“Yeah, it’s my first time.”

After hearing Evan’s words, the guild staff looked at the two with their eyes wide open. I mainly glared at Rebecca.

The look in his eyes that said he managed to seduce the young swordsman. Rebecca, who received that look, started shaking her hand saying it wasn’t like that.

“Eh, Evan? What the heck is that…….”

“Yes? You’re my first employee. It’s a little bit hard to ask him to change to someone else now.”

“Ah, ah- that’s what you said…….”

As expected, Rebecca, who let out a faintly disappointed voice despite knowing it, coughed and sat down next to Evan.

Then, as usual, he started explaining the mission.

However, there was one thing that was different from usual today.

“By the way, doesn’t Evan go on vacation separately?”

“Are you on vacation?”

“Yes. I’m on vacation in a few days. Do you already feel good about having a good rest after a long time?”

“Then who do I take commissions from?”

“We have all the staff who will temporarily explain the request, so you don’t have to worry.”

“I like Rebecca.”

Rebecca, feeling thrilled by this young kid, looked at Evan with a smile, hahahaha, as if asking what she was doing right now.

“That’s why I’m telling you. How about going on vacation, too? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him take a break.”

“I took many breaks. Not too long ago, I didn’t work at all because I was training for about a month.”

“…… Usually people say that they don’t do anything and take a break from playing. I don’t say that cultivating is playing.”

As she watched Rebecca staring at her in a puzzled way, Evan already remembered that it had already been half a year since she had been here.

If someone had watched Evan’s activities by his side, they would label him as a lunatic seeker. Evan had swung his sword every single day for the past half year, most of which was hunting monsters.

There was never a time when I didn’t swing my sword or cut something.

‘Hmm…… It’s a vacation.’

Mukcheon, who taught me the sword, said this.

Just holding onto something is not the answer.

Sometimes emptying may be the way to fill.

“When?”

“From next Monday.”

“Good. Then I will take a break from then on.”

“Really? Then I will recommend a resort—”

“Oh, no. You don’t have to.”

Evan, who rejected the pamphlet Rebecca gave him, grinned and told his whereabouts.

“I’m going home after a long time.”

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“This is mandragora juice, which is said to be good for the body, and this is first-class minotaur meat.

Anya, the maid who heard that she was going home, moved busily, packing miscellaneous things.

I looked at Anya with a slightly fed up expression when I saw the items being loaded onto the carriage.

“You don’t need to bring that much, do you?”

“No! I heard that Sword Saint-nim is passing away in his hometown, but I can’t show his dignity even a little lower!”

“I feel like going with a wagon full of presents like this is downright embarrassing… ….”

However, Anya continued to load her luggage, ignoring her as if she couldn’t hear herself. Eventually, after giving up on whatever she was doing and just watching – she was finally ready to return to her hometown.

The amount of luggage she carried was as much as five wagons. A gift at a level that makes one wonder if even the few villagers can eat it all.

“Done! Sword Master, let’s go!”

“Are you coming with me too?”

“Yes? Of course! I’m Geomseong-nim’s dedicated maid? If you fall even a little bit, you’ve broken an imperial decree! Cut that throat!”

She clings to her saying she doesn’t want to die. How can I drive her away coldly? She eventually got into her carriage like hers.

Anya must have been so happy to go to my hometown, she was always smiling. Anyone who sees it will know that they are going to their hometown, not my hometown.

‘It’s been a while. Dad, Mom, and the villagers.’

And childhood friends.

The carriage departs. I was just staring out the window and thinking for a while, but the carriage arrived in the village before I knew it. I can see the villagers sticking their heads out one by one about what is going on.

There are no tourists, and the only people who come to the village are the occasional peddlers. It is surprising that six wagons enter such a village at the same time.

I opened the door and appeared in front of the villagers.

“Evan—!?”

“Are you really Evan? What is this wagon?”

I greeted the villagers rubbing their eyes and wondering if I was seeing something wrong.

“Long time no see! Mister, Mister!”

“Oh, that’s the real Evan!”

“What is it?”

“They said they were going to the city…… Why are you already here? Are you ruined?”

“Ah, this woman.”

I lightly skip over the still noisy neighborhood residents and watch my father and mother running in the distance.

“Evan? Are you Evan?”

“Evan!”

“Mom, Dad!”

As soon as I jumped into the joy of meeting my parents, I realized that her mother’s belly was more bulging than usual. A stomach that is too swollen to be simply called belly fat.

It feels as if there is something other than belly fat. Seeing that, I looked up at the two of them, and my father coughed and opened his mouth.

“I am your brother.”

“Brother…… What?”

“Yeah, since you left, I’m alone, so stop…” ….”

Hearing that, I nodded as if I understood. If it had been before, I wouldn’t have known what that meant, but now that I’ve received s*x education, I know enough.

The two had s*x and had a baby with no time left. That was the sound. After all, parents are people too, so they probably have s*xual desires…….

“—Evan?”

Then I hear the voice of a woman my age, the youngest in this town. I slowly turned my head towards it. Eri, slightly tanned, was looking at me with her dazed face.

And when I saw her face, I let out a feeble exclamation. I didn’t know it when I was alone with her, but I could easily find out now that I had moved to the city.

“It’s been a while Eri, Eri, Eri!”

“…… Fool, say Eri. Can’t even remember your name?”

My childhood friend was a beauty.

That’s not inferior to urban beauties.