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Chapter 646: The war between Xueba!

45 points?

Shabey stood up suddenly, startled, "whatshappened?"

This one-sounding English made everyone laugh, and was laughed at by everyone for a long time. It was also from Zhongjing University, even English was not good!

"He Jiong's score is announced below!"

Shabei, who was resisted by the crowd, lifted up his magnifying glass and said, "Come here! I and Teacher He fought a life-and-death battle, at this moment!"

He Jiong was a little embarrassed and wanted to know his score immediately. He also learned Shabei to stand up, leaning on the edge of the table, leaning forward, and wanted to see more clearly, but the screen was too small, and his vision was not. To the extent of clairvoyance, he simply climbed onto the table, kneeling and crawling forward, trying to get closer.

Yang An took his ankle, dragged him back, and said with a smile: "Mr. He, Mr. He, quality, pay attention to your quality!"

The two girls covered their mouths and laughed. He Jiong was returned by Yang An. He still did not give up, and continued to crawl forward. He was still thinking, "The identity of the deceased, 10 points! The weapon, 15 points!"

Nourish ...

He Jiong was pulled back by Yang An for the second time and hugged his waist. The basic relationship between the two was really enough!

"He Jiong's score is ... 75 points!"

Everyone was amazed, Li Ye applauded gently, and Erie Guli repeatedly said: "Mr. He is so handsome!"

Yang An also nodded frequently: "Mr. He, your grade is absolutely high!"

He Jiong had a calm face, saying, "No, I shouldn't get the top score. Really, I didn't find several clues."

It's forcing him to look at his expression, it's definitely dark in his heart!

He Jiong's expression was like the final exam in school. He took out a high score that surprised many people. Stars appeared in the eyes of the scum, but he looked calm: "It ’s just like that. I ran out of ink, I simply slept, and I was too lazy to answer the 50-point question. "

Then I heard this answer. Wu Ma **** looked at Xue Ba with a look up. He Xueba stood up, the light of the setting sun shone on his body, the shadow dragged so thin, and his back seemed so lonely, Sad, lonely master ...

Pretend to be struck by lightning!

Shabei looked at He Jiong: "Don't be proud of yourself! 75 points is not what a student should have!"

He Jiong ironed: "I suspect you don't even have 75 points!"

Shabe grinned, very confident: "Let's see!"

"Yang An's score is announced below."

Upon hearing this, Yang An also stunned: "Am I not the grand finale?"

Shabe chuckled aside, and waved his hand: "Yang brother, this position in the middle is really not what you should sit on, come, let's change one."

Others did not dare to tease Yang An. Yang An himself did not lie on a stool like He Jiong, turned the table, and patiently looked at the display for 75 minutes!

Yang An breathed a sigh of relief and said to He Jiong with a smile: "Sure enough, I guess it's the score, because neither of us has cracked the secret of the tablet."

He Jiong stretched out his hand, took the initiative to hold Yang An, and shook up and down: "Congratulations, you have successfully entered the world of Xueba. Both of us have the highest score now!"

Next, he announced Li ’s score. Yang An got a little hint from the director. He knew well that the production team was going to play Shabe. He deliberately asked: “Li, how much do you think you should be able to play? Minute?"

Li Yan thought for a while, and smiled and said, "I definitely fail, I have never been good at playing games, let alone inference games. My score must be very low."

Shabei, holding a pipe and holding a magnifying glass, said coolly: "It doesn't matter Li Yan, I am the best at teaching others to play games, and I am particularly patient, caring, and persevering. You know what happens in the detective world Call me? "

Li Ye couldn't keep up with the rhythm, watching him shook his head stupidly, and Yire Guli didn't speak, because no one asked her!

Yang An and He Jiong both laughed secretly next to each other, deliberately did not say, so no one at the scene took Shabei's stalk. The two damage friends directly hung him in the air, and looked at him with a smile, making him Awkward.

Three seconds later, Shabei couldn't help herself: "Two brothers, don't be so envious and jealous of me? If you don't say it, then I will say it myself, others call me a detective, blessing! Fu! Sha! ! "

Yang An and He Jiong showed surprise, took a breath, leaned against the backrest, could hardly believe it, and kept exclaiming wow wow, this acting is no one, really exaggerating!

The two women first stunned for a few seconds, and then laughed at the laughter. How could they brag about themselves?

Only Shabei was quite proud, and deliberately squeezed his eyes and raised an eyebrow at Yang An, who was sitting in the middle, and said, "I honestly, from the moment I came in, I saw this position under your ass. I Proposal, whoever can do it, who scores high, and who sits here? "

The corner of Yang An's eyes caught the hint from the director, and he laughed: "Yes, I'm fine, Teacher Ho? You and I have the same score. If Xiaosha is higher than us, how about we let this throne be good? We will let him do the detective role in the first installment, okay? "

He Jiong agreed, Shabei was very angry, and waved, "Hurry up and announce the score!"

The chief director paused deliberately, catching the suspense of the crowd, and after the five of them looked at the camera expectantly, they suddenly said, "85 points!"

yes!

Shabey proudly waved his fist and patted the table and laughed: "What did I say? Formosa, definitely not a fame!"

Yire Guli clapped her hands, envious and worshipped: "Mr. Sha is really amazing!"

Yang An and He Jiong also looked at each other, shaking their heads and sighing with sighs, ashamed.

Shabei stood up, walked proudly to Yang An, and just said: "I'm willing to gamble to lose, this position in the middle ..."

"Sorry, excuse me, Teacher Sha, this is Li Yan's score, not yours!"

The director laughed and appeared to interrupt this jubilant scene. Alas, several people laughed!

Shabe's movements were condensed. He turned his head to the side and smiled embarrassingly: "Li Li's score? 85 points?"

Even Li Yan couldn't believe it, and covered his mouth and asked, "Can I have 85 points?"

The director nodded in confirmation. Now, where does He Jiong not know that this is the production team teasing Shabei? He couldn't help laughing, holding the table and sighing in the sky, he was really powerless.

Yang An still had a little energy. He patted Sha Bei's shoulder: "Brother Sha, it's not you, then I can't give you this position? Ah yes, yes, Li Yan, come here and sit, please , This is where you win! "

Li Yan was pulled over by Yang An, and he was sitting between the five people, looking awkwardly at Shabei. This guy was still unwilling to lose: "Li You, please sit down for a while, maybe your **** is not hot, you Let it out! Director, how many points do I have? "

The director smirked and motioned everyone to sit down.

Shabe could still sit there. He stepped out from behind the round table and was ready to grab his grades.

"Shabey, 45 points!"

a bolt from the blue!

Sabbi, who had just walked halfway, was dumbfounded and stood on the spot, as if a chicken.

Hahahaha!

Yang An and He Jiong stunned for a long time. The emotions erupted instantly. They almost laughed and crouched down. They lay at the table and looked at Shabe with their heads turned sideways. The tears flowed out when they laughed, and the corners of their eyes happened to coincide !!

There was an awkward smile on Shabei's face: "Impossible, director, you are absolutely wrong! How could I have only 45 points?"

The chief director directly raised his investigation report board and explained one by one: "The victim's identity is 10 points, the murder weapon is 10 points out of 20 points, the murderer's identity is 10 points out of 15 points, the murder motive is 5 points out of 15 points, and the crime process is 5 points. Out of 20 points, 5 points and 20 points for other clues, so your total score is 45 points! "

It ’s okay not to explain. Once you explain, everyone laughs even more.

Just now, Sabay bragged, saying that he must have guessed the whole process and cause of the tragedy, and he refused to admit that he had missed some clues. Who knows, the answers he wrote on the answer board were all guesses, so none of them was completely accurate. Yes, if you strictly deduct the points, 45 points is really right.

Shabei is still protesting: "I only scored 10 points on the murder weapon? Everyone knows that he died after drinking coffee ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ He has heart disease and coffee has deadly poison, but I can't always identify the specific poison on the spot. Ingredients? "

"The cause of death is explained in the tablet. The chemical name of the fatal drug is in it. The coffee itself is not poisonous. Zhang Luren took it by accident and caused sudden cardiac death. Another drug caused sudden cardiac death."

He Jiong shook Shabei's shoulder and laughed: "That's why you only scored 10 points!"

Shabe was terribly embarrassed: "What about the killer? Isn't this Xiao Ming? Why I got 10 out of 15?"

Yang Andao: "It is Jia Xiaoming, not Xiao Ming! Brother Sha, the answer is 5 points per word. You only see 2 words, so 10 points!"

Everyone laughed miserably. Jia Xiaoming's ID was hidden in the back pocket of the corpse's body. Li Wei did not have the courage to find this evidence, but she found all the information of Jia Xiaoming in the tablet. She just didn't guess the crime process. The points are deducted right there.

I was willing to gamble to lose, all four were discussing the results enthusiastically and joyfully, except that Shabei was slumped on the seat, an unlovable appearance, and a song sounded in his heart, which was the erhu solo "Erquan Ying The sad tune of "Month", the chattering of others was elated, and his entire world became dark.

Too shameful!

The director and the screenwriters all laughed with sore muscles on their faces. Today's battle for the hegemony, the laughter is really great!

Shabei lost to He Jiong, not even Yang An, who did physical labor after graduating from a regular university. He also claimed to be Formosa, still holding a magnifying glass, holding a smoking pipe, wearing a professional detective suit with four cadres. The crushed life is dark, this scene is really funny! To be continued.

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