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"Today ’s last task, please join the Vienna Music Festival Carnival and sell the Chinese specialty we bring-stinky tofu, to raise funds for your event tomorrow!"

This task was released, and the six male gods were dumbfounded. How can this be done?

On the TV screen, the shot of "Adventure with Bell" was released in time. The man at the top of the food chain was reversed by the team members. He forced everyone to eat live scorpions and insects, and everyone forced him to eat stinky tofu. It is proper to hurt each other!

Seeing that Bell ate a piece of stinky tofu, the painful expression on his face that was distorted to the extreme, and the action of nausea, the audience in front of the TV rose up proudly, little, you ca n’t even eat stinky tofu Going down, how can you call yourself the strongest jungler on earth?

However, even gods like Bell can't eat it. It is definitely impossible to conquer foreigners by taste. If the six male gods can really sell stinky tofu, that is their ability!

When the six people in Yang An saw a box full of vacuum-packed stinky tofu, it looked like there should be hundreds of pieces, which meant that at least 6 euros were sold for each one to collect the 600 euros for the six people tomorrow.

Lu Yi thought more cautiously, and then asked, "Director, I want to ask, if we can't sell one piece, will we starve to death tomorrow?"

The director explained: "If the total amount is less than 600 euros, then we will make up the gap and guarantee a minimum of 100 euros per person. But if you sell more than 1,000 euros, all of these funds are yours. In the next few days, you You can be more relaxed. "

Everyone relaxed, Qi Qi laughed: "It's almost the same!"

"I still have a guarantee of 100 yuan. I thought I would be poor and fell to the streets to beg. It scared me!"

"Let's be a little bit motivated, okay? We just want to protect the bottom too! We all brainstorm and talk about how to sell!"

"6 Euros a bag of stinky tofu? It's packed in China, one yuan a bag, no more!"

"So we have to do concept packaging. Some people are responsible for packaging and some are responsible for sales."

"How to pack? No one knows us abroad? We don't have a relationship channel, and we have no money to advertise ..."

When everyone was at a loss, a voice suddenly came: "Who said no one knew us?"

Zhang Jia translated with a smile, pointing at Yang An and Cao Shulin: "These two are internationally renowned people! Yang An has released English pop songs, and I heard that I almost took Grammy? Is there old Cao? I have to talk about overseas cross talks several times a year. Do n’t deny it. I followed your Weibo, and I have mastered all your developments. "

Cao Shulin quickly arched his hand: "Lao Zhang, I thank you for your attention, but I haven't spoken cross talks in Vienna, and my audience are overseas Chinese. Are all the tourists from all over the world here today? I just glanced outside and I didn't see any Asians! "

The crowd unanimously said, "Teacher Cao, don't be humble, let's talk about cross talk for the first time in Vienna today!"

"Yes! Strive to carry forward our Chinese crosstalk art and let foreigners fall in love, too, Teacher Cao, the great rejuvenation of Chinese civilization depends on you!"

"Speaking of cross talk in Vienna, old Cao, you give us a Chinese cross talk artist!"

Rao is Cao Shulin so cheeky, he couldn't carry it, he kept waving and refused: "This is the world's music capital, or a pop music festival. Do you want me to sing Taiping lyrics or Beijing opera? There are nine in China. Ninety-nine people don't understand this. He said here, a bunch of people are all foreigners. Don't make trouble, let me hold a plate and sell stinky tofu underneath. "

After joking about Cao Shulin, he just refused to accept the move, and this was really not a good occasion. Cao Shulin's cross talk was useless, and everyone can only look at Yang An now.

Yang An promised: "In this way, I will go to the organizing committee and ask if I have the opportunity to sing on stage and show my face so that we can sell our products. Teacher Cao, Uncle Zhang, you are here Let ’s take a look below to see if there is any chance of selling it. The stinky tofu of 6 Euros is a bit difficult! ”

Dunchao smiled: "Wait for you to be famous at the music festival, get a signature version of stinky tofu and so on, maybe 10 people buy it."

The two teams broke up. Yang An and Li Jingtian went to the organizing committee. Others looked for opportunities and tried to sell to tourists and passers-by.

The voiceover introduced that the Vienna Music Festival lasted for ten days and was performed every day at 2pm.

During the day, basically unknown bands, or passers-by tourists came to the stage to interact, and there were also professional masters invited by instrument manufacturers to perform. When the night ’s most crowded people, well-known bands will take turns on stage. The posters were promoted and pushed online on the Vienna Travel App to attract tourists to visit. Today's main band is Black Eyed Peas.

Yang An and Li Jingtian asked the position of the organizing committee, and a tall white man greeted him: "Hello, I'm Tom, the person in charge here. Are you really Yang? Ohmygod, you even appeared here!"

Tom enthusiastically held the hands of Yang An and Li Jingtian, and looked at the two VJs who followed him, asking curiously, "What are you doing?"

Yang An explained: "I'm recording a variety show in China. If you can cooperate, I thank you very much. Come and say hello to 1.3 billion Chinese viewers!"

Tom was not afraid of the field, and greeted the camera, making a grimace by the way.

The next three of them even talked and took a picture to get things settled. Tom wasn't sure if he could let the Chinese sell the goods, but the energy saving music invited Yang An to sing on stage, which was a great idea.

After a while, the Black Eyed Peas band came to hear the news, lead singer William and **** goddess Fei Ji were at the front. The two laughed and hugged Yang An in turn, and Fei Ji picked up Yang An's chin and turned left and right. Come and dial to watch it carefully, teasing: "Hey baby, I haven't seen you in a few years, you're handsome again!"

The big horse likes to use more exciting perfumes. Yang An's nose is a bit stingy, and his body can't stand the teasing of this hot beauty. He embarrassedly avoided: "Feiji, you are more beautiful!"

As an ultra-popular idol group, Black Eyed Peas has always enjoyed a high popularity and popularity in the world music industry. The lead singer William has served as a two-season mentor for the good voice of the United Kingdom, and took away the soul singer Yuan Yawei in the good voice of China. A new album was released earlier this year, and they became one of the heavyweight guests of the Vienna Music Festival.

At this moment, BGM released an old black-eyed peasant song "London-Bridge", and Fergie deliberately pulled Yang An to perform a close dance.

Of course, at this time, she was not wearing exposed small waist and low-waist pants like MV, but she was already a famous actress, with her hips and thin waists, and the hot dance scene looked super hot. Everyone clapped around. Laugh and jump up with it.

After the hot dance episodes are finished, things are well discussed. There are big coffee bands endorsing the music festival and there is nothing to do.

After two hours of prompting on the screen, the camera was turned to the stage, and the lights suddenly exploded on the dark stage, and the big screen was on. A thin young man appeared in the only light, and he stood leaning over POSS, cover his face with a white top hat, and slowly remove the top hat.

The audience watched it. This person turned out to be a yellow-skinned, black-haired Asian, but it is undeniable that the face lines are very beautiful. It should be a more handsome type. In addition to wearing a white bowler hat, he also has bright ears. Shiny earrings, wearing a pink blazer with a round neck-fitting white vest, and a clear view of the muscle lines between the chest and abdomen.

What is even more interesting is that in the evening, he wore gun-colored reflective sunglasses on his face, covering half of his face, a bright gold chain hanging on his neck, a diamond belt buckle, and tight black leather pants. The black leather shoes were so dazzling that he held out his bowler hat. He wore several shiny big rings on his ten fingers, Jin Lao on his wrist, and a big gold bracelet.

Maybe the audience didn't have much feeling at the time. Maybe it was the singer's personality?

But when domestic TV audiences saw this scene, they all burst into laughter.

"Wipe, this Nima's super upstart feels, Yang Geer, your taste is too amazing!"

"I'm going! This dress, a pink suit and a tight vest, is too ridiculous!"

"This, this ... Yang brother, Sao! Not ordinary Sao!"

"I still, the male **** in my mind is dressed like this! I want to say four words! I! Good! Hi! Happy!"

"It's so charming, brother!"

At the Observation Meeting of Ziyu Satellite TV, people who have not seen this scene almost laughed and laughed. Xiong Hao who saw this scene last night still couldn't help but want to laugh ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Because of this dress, it ’s really It's too shocking and different from Yang An's usual style, never seen!

"Dou ~~ dou ~~ dou ~~ dou ~~"

A low voice came out and the song began.

On the stage, not only Yang An was dressed like this, but the lights were on two more times, and there were two more saucy guys on the left and right sides.

One is Li Jingtian, wearing earthy yellow leather clothes, and the other is Dunchao, wearing a full set of pure white suits. The two also wear big sunglasses, stick shiny earrings, and the gold and silver chains on their chests are sparkling, and they are equally loud. No, the two snapped their fingers, their bodies shook, and one leg shook rhythmically.

"puff……"

"My male **** is super! It's such a virtue!"

"Spicy my eyes ~~~"

Numerous domestic audiences laughed for the second time, and looked at the amount of help. These three male gods must have added one more word, and they became three male nerves.