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As soon as I heard the class flower, Li Xintong arrived immediately. In the middle of the **** stage, all the four big men couldn't sit still, stood up and slid down, and all wanted to be the first to pay attention to Li Xintong.

For this reason, the four big men began to fight again, whoever asked for the class flower to eat first, who paid for today, who sent the class flower home after the KTV was over, when the audience almost laughed, Banhua Li Xintong came on.

Li Xintong, the class flower really, was the one I saw the pity, the style did not diminish, I was so fascinated by the four big men, and found the first love feeling that I did not understand.

The off-site director commanded: "The four people couldn't help feeling the ignorance and sorrow of the year when they saw the goddess of dream. The most versatile thing Lu Xun did was to sing to the goddess with a guitar. "

Lu Xun was forced to pick up the guitar and stand on the **** to sing for Li Xintong. Although he is a rapper, he would also order the instrument. He just played the guitar and his body would slide down involuntarily. A song continued to be sung three times. I almost fell down once.

After tossing Lu Xun, changing to Ma Xin, Ma Xin is playing magic and changing the flowers made of banknotes.

Cai Xiaofei was practicing kung fu, hitting Wing Chun, Lu Xun and Yang An made guest appearances on the humanoid target, fell over and over and slipped off the top of the slope.

The goddess Li Xintong smiled and applauded, thanking everyone for their hard work and expressing their desire to sing.

At this time, the off-site director commanded: "One of the most important things Yang An wanted to do was to sing the goddess, and he danced!"

Yang An's expression was extraordinarily rich, pointing to the sidelines: "Hey, hey, you changed the book without permission, right? Why did it become me dancing, dancing my **** on the **** ... obviously not to let it go Did Teacher Lu dance? "

外 The innocent director had an innocent look, and raised Yang ’s handbook: "I don't know, the director made me think so."

Seeing Yang An stunned, the audience laughed.

The same is true of the audience in front of the TV. Many people shouted loudly, saying, "Deserve it! Didn't you say it at the Mid-Autumn Festival? This episode will have the most serious and serious" Tell-me "in history! The whole thing is you! "

"Tell-me" prelude sounded, Li Xintong began to sing.

Yang An danced hard, but where is the 22.5-degree **** so easy to stand on? Yang An accidentally fell down and the music stopped immediately. When Yang An trembled and stood up, where did the music break? Where is it from, where do you pick it up and continue to jump!

After the performance of his personal talents, the four predatory perpetrators began chatting with the goddess again.

Ma Xin has a headache: "This year's money was not easy to make. Last year, I made 300 million yuan. The company's statements are not good. The shareholders' opinions are very big. It seems that going public on the Nasdaq next year will be a mess. It's difficult!"

Cai Xiaofei shared his feelings: "No! Every day when I open my eyes, there are hundreds of people who open their mouths to eat. How to feed? Dozens of brothers shut in and wait for me to get them out. Where does the money come from? Money is charged on my account. Every day, there are eight million flowing water. How to deal with it? All of me are sad! "

Lu Xun sighed: "I'm tired too. A group of unfamiliar colleagues ask me for songs every day. Bosses with less than 100 million assets invite me to perform in commercials. I have no time to go. I can't refuse to be too blunt, otherwise I won't be famous. That sounds good! It's too difficult to be a celebrity! "

Yang An patted his thigh: "The day before yesterday, my mobile phone was powered off, and everyone in the entertainment industry couldn't reach me, so I panicked, good guy, and made hundreds of alarm calls!"

欣 Li Xintong applauded to every classmate: "It's so good ~~ I really adore you ~~ I envy you ~~"

The audience is all crazy, stand up, cheer, applaud and scream, these guys are so fun!

同学 A classmate gathering is truly utterly desolate, staged a comedy on earth, irony, irony!

A careful audience noticed, 咦, how about one more person? Where did Rong Feifei go? What role will she play?

No one expected that Rong Feifei turned out to be a policewoman!

I saw Rong Feifei wearing a bright police uniform and a few white coats on the field, grabbed several men lying on the floor with handcuffs, and said sorry, "Miss Li, these are all The patient who slipped out of the Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital, didn't bother you? "

Is the four pretending offenders mentally ill?

我 草!

The audience almost fainted, this is a godsend!

"Xin Tong, when I release it in a few days, I will take you to shopping in Dubai!" Ma Xin shouted, the first one was pulled away.

"Let me go, I'm the eldest brother, believe me to cut you? Xin Tong, if your husband has a third child, find me to help you arrest you!" Cai Xiaofei shouted, the second one was pulled away, this person would talk ? You should be admitted to a psychiatric hospital!

"Xin Tong, I will courier you my signed CD when I go back, a limited edition collection, a set can sell a thousand pieces, remember to receive the package, dear!" Lu Xun waved his hand, kissed one far away, and the third was Pull away.

"Xin Tong, do you want to play the female No. 1? I will leave you a heroine position, let Zhang Meijun play your maid!" Yang An shouted loudly, and the last one was pulled away.

The audience laughed. The four mental patients had to pretend once before leaving, and this manifestation disease really penetrated into the bones.

There were only two people left at the scene. Li Xintong said stupidly, "Police officer, wouldn't you also arrest me?"

Rong Feifei said: "Of course not, Miss Li, I would like to remind you that the next time you go to a classmate party, you must be AA system, it is best to buffet, stop drinking and singing, and try to return to campus to find the same classmates. The most simple and simple. In addition, do not trust the words of men, men love bragging. Do you know what the four of them did before they entered the mental hospital? Ma Xin moved bricks on the construction site, and Cai Xiaofei was the temporary coordinator of urban management. Yang An worked on the TV on the spot, Lu Xun was the drummer for the band. You listen to what they said just now? It's all overwhelming! "

Oh ha ha ha ha! There was a warm applause from the audience, all the actors ended, and the "Small Talk" section ended. The audience cheered and the program entered advertising time.

The voices of praise on the Internet kept coming and going, and countless people immediately began to leave messages.

除了 In addition to seeing the joy on the surface of the show, many people also read the hidden meaning behind "Classmates."

"I said how to get the theme of a class reunion. That was what it meant! Indeed, the class reunions now have changed their tastes. They are all places where well-mixed classmates show up. I do n’t bother to participate every year!"

"Yes, the big brother of Hei Shihui just now must have been bullied when he was in school. After he developed subconsciously, he could step on other people to play! Oh, he was a temporary urban management coordinator and hired two people to be bodyguards. Can you pretend to be a big brother? It's like at a class reunion, someone drives a rented Mercedes-Benz or BMW, but it ’s not their own car. You do n’t see too much of this kind of thing! ”

"That is, what kind of contractor, spread gold bricks when they meet, it's vulgar! Last year I participated in a classmate's meeting, a big classmate would send everyone a Samsung cell phone, and everyone said how much I earned How successful I was. The upsurge of the upstart was coming out of my face, and I felt sick. Nima and this contractor should be caught in a mental hospital and locked! "

"The roles of Yang An and Lu Xun are okay. According to the set in the play, Yang An is moving the machine in the theater, Lu Xun is drumming the band. The two of them are at best guilty and brazen. However, there are many such people in the class reunion. They obviously don't mix well, so they have to be as successful as they say! "

"After laughing, it's thought-provoking. The show of" Jianghu Xiaotan "is good this time!"

The audience finally realized the good intentions of the "Jianghuxiaotan" program group, and realized that this is actually a satirical comedy. The instant show forced a lot of improvement, and went to the official website to like it!

The last link is the Mirror House. The audience has laughed for forty minutes. They are full of expectations for this new show. Many people have been waiting since the Mid-Autumn Festival, just waiting for this moment!

The audience first saw the highlights and saw Yang An and Lu Xun interacting in the preparation area. They basically laughed.

原来 "This is the mirror house! Lu Xun imitates all the movements and languages ​​of Yang An, so I look forward to it. Look, Sister Xin Tong said that it is not that simple, for sure! Yang An will be the best person!"

"Hahaha, UU reading www.uukanshu.com As long as I see the expression on Yang An's face, I want to laugh before I start!"

A cheerful background song sounded, and "The Hero of the Mirror House Casting a Sword" began.

The first move, Lu Xun got on the road, just two minutes, Lu Xun was rounded three times.

的 The audience in front of the TV laughed from start to finish, especially the videos with special post-production effects, naughty subtitles will pop out in every funny place, making everyone laugh.

I finally waited until I was on the stage and saw Yang Daxia on the TV saying "I don't love you anymore", Rong Feifei pushed Yang An beside her with his elbow.

Yang An pretended to be unknown: "Why?"

Wu Rongfeifei pretends to be serious and asks, "Do you really think so?"

Yang An was surprised and said with a smile: "Classmate, please, is that acting?"

Seeing that Rong Feifei was unhappy, Yang An joked and said, "You still say me, you look at you, you hold my face, shake and shy, did you really hate me then? "

Tong Rong Feifei laughed out loud: "Please, is that acting?"

Yang An followed with a smile: "That's it!"

Suddenly there was a warm atmosphere between the two, and they laughed in harmony and continued to watch the program.

Su Rong Feifei suddenly remembered the incident, and asked with great interest: "Yes, Sister Xin Tong also discussed with me and said how fast you eat watermelon? Do you have any tips?"

安 Yang An smiled bitterly: "The trick of fart is, of course, it is practiced! You don't know, I bought two big watermelons every day this month and I almost vomited!"

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