The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 292: Poison tongue cheap!

At the beginning of the love experience, the live sound effect was the heartbeat sounds of the audience, and the female guests on the stage were also talking and discussing.

After waiting for more than ten seconds, Cui Lao said, "Please choose!"

Toot toot

Rarely, more than half of the people were killed, especially when each light was turned off. When multiple lights were continuously turned off, the beep sounds particularly rapid. This sound, like a machine gun, is a special blow to the self-confidence of male guests. !!

On the big screen is Li Dongze's stunned expression. He did not expect that the female guests would die so much. Before he came on stage, Yang An said, "You go up to play. If you can hold Xiaoying's hand, I congratulate you. You can confess something to her in private, I don't know. But in case she has any idea to turn you off, don't blame me, I didn't tell them it was you. "

Fortunately!

Huang Xiaoying knew this younger brother who was a little smaller than her. Although he didn't know why he came up, he kept the lamp.

The only people who really know Li Dongze on the stage are Girls' Generation, plus a few girls who like online variety shows and recognize him.

To be honest, Li Dongze's appearance is really not pleasing, and his work really affects a person's temperament, just like Yang An has done more comedy-type shows, and he is mainly based on humor when doing other shows, so everyone will watch him. Can't help but want to laugh, he has a halo of joy on his body.

And Li Dongze did two years of network program "Unexpectedly," and hosted the live broadcast room on the Internet, and he was very open to fans. Many large-scale, online, or nonsense jokes made more. The body's teasing temperament is very obvious. Raising his hands and throwing his feet are a little different from ordinary people. His original words are "no shape". Traditional girls like Gao Yuanyuan would not like him.

Lao Cui smiled: "Look, what did I just say? There are eight lights left. I want to ask, Wang Luodan, why do you turn off the lights?"

Wang Luodan laughed: "Because he doesn't look like Yang An."

The audience laughed and Lao Cui was shocked: "Not like Yang An? Is this why you turned off the lights?"

The audience, Yang An, was also depressed: "Why didn't you light me up just now?"

Wang Luodan blinked his eyes and said playfully, "Because you are married!"

"This……"

Yang An was speechless, Lao Cui understood, and hurt Yang An with a smile: "Look, the type Wang Luodan likes is a single boy who looks like you, but it has nothing to do with you. ! "

Everyone laughed, Yang An was really convinced. He didn't expect that Lao Cui hosted this program, and he was bolder. I dare say that when I switched from CCTV to another place, I was so fat? It may also be that after the rebirth, the mentality of Lao Cui has changed, and she thoroughly understands the meaning of life ...

Lao Cui's eyes turned to the older female guest: "Zhang Junning, why did you destroy him? Don't you like his looks?"

Zhang Junning laughed: "He looks a bit frivolous, and I like mature ones, like the six guests of a man, full of manliness, and if he is handsome!"

This is alluding to Yang An! The audience snickered.

And Yang An touched his chin, thoughtfully, just when old Cui saw it, jokingly asked, "What are you thinking, Yang An?"

Yang An sat upright, sitting in danger, and said solemnly, "I know, Zhang Junning likes Xiaodongbei!"

Uh ...

Zhang Junning covered her mouth and laughed. All the female guests laughed. If Xiaobeidong is a handsome guy, then most of the men in the world are handsome guys!

The audience laughed loudly, but in the propaganda, "Don't Be Sincere", but the serious marriage and blind date show, where can you see the seriousness? Obviously funny, OK?

Lao Cui asked: "Huang Xiaoying, why do you want to leave a lamp for him?"

Huang Xiaoying laughed: "I and he are colleagues, I know him very well, others are good ..."

Oh? Is a colleague?

The audience cheered, and Lao Cui said immediately: "Okay, let's move on to the second link. Let's watch his short film and introduce his information!"

At the beginning of the first round of love, the end of the experience is to look at the fate. The fate is very mysterious, but it is also very wonderful. The first talk and manner, dressed and dressed, greatly affect the first impression of the blind date.

Li Dongze introduced himself in the VCR: "I'm the host, producer and director of the Internet show" Unexpectedly, "and I opened a live broadcast room, every week on the Internet to make the audience laugh," Wan Wan "Unexpectedly," the results are pretty good, the hit rate on Tomato Video has always been in the top three. After the show, I am serious in life, I am deeply influenced by my cousin, he is my benchmark, whether it is Career, family, or humanity, I'm trying to learn to be like him. "

In the VCR, tens of millions of clicks "Unexpected Thousands of Thousands of Thousands of Thousands of Clicks", a meeting of offline fans, Li Dongze discussed plots with Yang An in the company, filmed shows with girls like Huang Xiaoying and Li Dongze holding Yang An The two children kept kissing each other, and all the audience exclaimed: "He turned out to be Yang An's cousin! So low-key, never heard of it!"

"I said how familiar I am, he turned out to be the star of" Unexpectedly! "

"The burdock is big now, and those female guests who turned off the lights must have their bowels regrettable?"

"What are you talking about? Li Dongze came up as a show. At this time, it's still about the rules of the game. It's not a real blind date!"

"That is, Li Dongze still needs a blind date? If he really wants to get married, he will find a good one in a minute!"

The discerning audience saw it all, so everyone hugged the purpose of looking funny and looked at all this on the stage with joy.

After the VCR, Lao Cui introduced: "This session will play a VCR short video of the male guest, so that you can have a deeper understanding of the male guest. Seeing this, what do you think?"

A bright Girl's Generation member grinned, "Brother Aze is so handsome!"

Li Dongze laughed: "Thank you Tangtang ~ You are so cute today!"

Tangtang walked with a smile. She was wearing a sailor suit, short skirt and stockings, and she made a lovely gesture towards the camera. She really turned over countless people!

Girls' Generation is an idol. It ’s really here today. Everyone knows that they have been all over Asia in the past two years and have hundreds of millions of fans. They will not fall in love so early, besides Huang Xiaoying, other members The average age is only 18 years old, what a hurry to talk about love!

Lao Cui reminded: "It's still possible to turn off the light, who of you still want to turn off the light? No, isn't it? Then watch the video!"

The second paragraph of the VCR, Li Dongze ’s ideal girl: "I prefer children, so I hope not to drag on for too long after marriage, and give birth to a baby within one year. The best baby is Fenglong! Her height is preferably 160 Above, the figure and appearance should be able to score more than 80 points. I also hope that the children look better. She is best versatile and can sing and dance. In addition, if the girl has a career that cannot be put on hold for a while, I am willing to get along with her Years, waiting for her. "

Toot ...

A few more lights went out, Lao Cui said, "Three are left, Xiaoying, Tangtang, and Chen Yihan. Let me ask Chen Yihan first. Are you ready for the birth of the dragon and phoenix?"

Chen Yihan slowed down, and then continued to light up the mistakes. Where did she think Lao Cui would ask this question? She laughed herself, turning around and laughing.

Although her good friend Zhang Junning turned off the light, she helped her answer: "She likes children very much, and if she can't have twins at once, she can have one a year!"

Have one a year? Zhang Junning, do you have common sense?

The audience laughed, Yang An and Lao Cui looked at each other, and they were speechless. Yang An waved: "Lao Cui, you quickly introduce the rules. This problem can only let Gao Yuanyuan communicate with the female guests. She is not standing on it. One thing! How can you let us two big men explain to her about having children? "

The audience laughed, and Gao Yuanyuan patted the light in protest: "It seems like I know how to have children!"

Hahahaha ... the audience laughed, and the show could not be recorded!

Zhang Junning was reminded by other girls that she was embarrassed.

She then knew that although women resumed ovulation two months after delivery and theoretically could have one a year, basically few women get pregnant as soon as they ovulate, and today's women are definitely not fertility machines.

Lao Cui said: "In the second round, Aizhi's judgement came to an end. There are three lights left. In order for girls to make more accurate judgments, we have asked Yang Anlai to communicate with the male guests, and exchange them for everyone to see. Go to the deepest secret of the male guest. "

Yang An stepped onto the stage and intentionally made a circle around Li Dongze. Li Dongze was swept by his gaze and felt uncomfortable, and even felt a sense of fear.

"I didn't expect the young man who had run behind my buttocks, and now it's time to talk about marriage ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ grow up as an adult." Yang An joked, and immediately broke the tension at the scene, everyone With a kind smile, Li Dongze was relieved.

Yang An slowly stood in front of him and asked in full color: "You said that you want to get married and have a child soon, and that if a girl has a career that cannot be put on hold for a while, you are willing to wait for her. How long is this limitation?"

Li Dongze had a headache: "Wait until she is willing to get married."

Yang An kept pursuing: "Wait until she is willing? If she is unwilling to openly affair, conceal, or even not to marry, wait until she is over 40 to have children, would you still wait?"

Li Dongze sweated behind his back: "I ... I don't think this should happen in true love, and everything can be discussed."

"Milk tea has a 41-year-old certificate, and 44-year-olds have children. She is also a true love. There are a lot of female celebrities who have children after the age of 40. You don't think it will happen. It is really common.

Yang An kept asking, "Another question, if you let you give up her career for her, stand silently behind her and support, instead of giving up her career and accommodating you and being the woman behind you, would you be willing?" Continued.)

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