The King of Variety Entertainment

The career challenge is so chaotic. If Yang An and Zhou Jin are given a day, they will be able to straighten out their work ideas.

Unfortunately, the time limit is three hours, and one more hour is asking for directions by car. Even PD is using it as a driver. Both of their legs are running away, their sweat is soaked, and they have not been able to deliver everything within the prescribed time. , The two have been exhausted.

A call came down the road, and Yang An breathed in and said, "There is another company that didn't deliver 34 pieces of airmail, and the three parcel customers did not answer the phone ..."

"It's enough to send the company's airmail to the doorman, and the customer can leave without answering. You have worked hard!"

The two were relieved, and when the staff from Shunfeng came over to take over the keys, they were lying tired in the back seat, and didn't want to speak a word.

When the night came, the two finally came to a large hot pot restaurant, and finally happily ate the hot pot that had been waiting for a day, completing today's shooting task!

The worst was Xiaodongbei and Li Jingtian. The two were waiting in the waiting room of the railway station. They were cold and hungry, and finally boarded the car.

The professional experience of the two is train service personnel. In the game of guessing, Xiaodongbei lost the game and was awarded the "food and food truck free gift" punishment.

Xiaodongbei pushed the snack car out after the waiter's aunt ordered.

"Beer drinks, mineral water, peanuts, seeds and eight treasure porridge, please give it away, give it away for free ~"

Xiaodongbei did n’t have a teacher, so he shouted the same thing. The passengers heard the “free gift” and all turned around curiously. Many people recognized it and shouted, “Little northeast!”

Xiao Dongbei greeted the fans, and pointed to the dining car by the way: "What to eat? Free gift!"

"Coke!"

"Eight treasure porridge!"

"That little Tohoku, give me one too!"

Xiaodongbei looked at the elder brother and grumbled, "Are you my brother?"

All the way, all the way out, everyone is on the road, the green leather train took one night to reach the destination, Xiaodongbei can bring a little laughter to everyone, and give a little care, it is quite warm.

Li Jingtian also put on the flight attendant's clothes and took the cleaning tools to help clean up this carriage. He was also unlucky. When he was a flight attendant and a train attendant, he sent a bus to sell tickets to gather the three traffic attendants.

There are cameras and photos, many travelers understand that the two are recording programs, and everyone has given convenience.

Xiaodongbei launched the car and took two carriages. The third carriage had just begun to send, and the stuff was finished. The passengers behind did not do it, and they had to seduce. Xiaodongbei immediately decided: "Wait a moment, I will go back first Take it! "

The quality of most passengers is very good, but there are some who take advantage of the small ones, such as taking the opportunity to go to the toilet to get a few more cars in order to get one more thing, such as one is not enough, just rush to grab it, no Ashamed, anti proud guy.

In the third compartment, it was the group of passengers who had just started to coax. It seemed to be coaxing with a smile. The actual start was very fierce. When Xiaodongbei pushed the car to the side, the front, back, left, and right rows of people flew over.

Little Tohoku instinctively took care of it, and never thought of any consequences, it was really human instinct.

So he was tragically pulled, and almost grabbed a blood mark on his back.

Sun Dabao followed PD, and when the situation was wrong, he immediately passed the photographer, hugged Xiaodongbei, and pulled back.

This group of people snatched and threw them out, Huo Huo shouted, playing very vigorously, passengers farther away must see the snacks flying in the air, they must catch them. For a time, the people in the carriage turned over, and the scene was almost out of control.

Fortunately, there was a dining car in front of Xiaodongbei. The camera kept aiming at each other. It failed to turn into a scramble. Xiaodongbei looked down at the back of his hand. The mark was obvious and the edges had shattered.

"What were you doing just now? Let them grab, you see you've been arrested!" Sun Dabao blamed.

Xiaodongbei explained: "I just want to pull the car back and let them not grab it. Things are trivial. What if it becomes a crushing event?"

Sun Cannon is helpless, other passengers here are already accustomed to it and take the initiative to stand up and scold: "What to grab?"

"What is there to grab? Others film the show, and don't you lose a few bucks?"

Fortunately, Sun Cannon learned the emergency plan in advance, and said quickly: "Ha! Calm down, everyone has a share, don't worry! Xiao Wang, take care of the dining car."

Having said that, the assistant stepped forward to assist the aftermath, and Sun Dabao pulled Xiaodongbei to signal Li Jingtian and the cameraman to rush back.

After all, everyone in this compartment is unfamiliar. The camera crew did not say hello to the passengers in advance. In the event of an accident, the best way is to get away quickly. Any props, items, and money can be spared, even the mother of the film. The straps can be cut off completely, just as if you have never been here.

Back in the hard-sleeper compartment and closing the door, Xiaodongbei was a little sad: "I kindly invite everyone to eat, why is this so?"

Sun Dabao advised: "This kind of thing can't be avoided anywhere. Today, Shabei eat roasted whole lambs. Finally, Ning Hao got the bill, and there were also several table diners to coax. Ning Hao would help pay for it. Brother Yang said, this program must be close to the people. We ca n’t sit in the video studio to shoot. It ’s normal for all kinds of emergencies. Xiaodongbei, do n’t go in your heart. "

Xiaodongbei sighed: "I am worried about what to do in this period? I have a good beginning and a bad ending."

Sun Dabao laughed: "I have an editor. I guarantee that after the show is broadcast, you will have a very inspirational and touching professional experience."

Just a few jokes, back to the original compartment.

A pair of young college students sat opposite Li Jingtian and Xiaodongbei. The boy bravely asked, "All the gifts? How much did you give?"

Xiaodongbei hehe smiled: "More than three thousand, okay, less than a month's salary."

The boy was particularly surprised: "You only paid so much a month? You are a big star!"

Xiaodongbei Tan Xing came, he knew this was a good topic, and laughed: "Classmate, do you think that stars have three heads and six arms? Stars are also people. I am in the Northeast Folk Art Troupe. The monthly fixed salary is 5640 yuan. And business activities, these are counted as bonuses, and hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. How about you? "

Li Jingtian touched his nose and smiled: "Converted into RMB, I can get about 20,000 yuan a month. If you post the announcement, make a movie, make a music video, perform a commercial, and endorsements add up, it won't exceed two million a year. But you should consider that house prices, prices, and various taxes and fees in Treasure Island are all no small expenses. "

Xiaodongbei was also very interested and said, "Not much. You are a household idol male in Baodao. Why is that so?"

Li Jingtian sighed: "To maintain the idol image, I spend more than one million yuan each year on fitness, physical training, artistic training, skin maintenance, and clothing. So I lost you just now. I am so happy. Because I have no money to treat ... "

Talking, both of them laughed, and the onlookers were also very happy to share these. The original star is only a little stronger than ordinary people, not even a small coal mine boss, and the income is so little.

The disgusting Sun Cannon came again. He and Yang An reported the situation over the phone and decided to end today's shooting as soon as possible and go to bed early.

"Two options, Yes-Or-No?"

Li Jingtian thought for a while: "I choose No."

Xiaodongbei asked, "Can I choose No? I'm too memorized today, from morning till night, I didn't answer a question correctly!"

Sun Cannon shook his head: "You must choose a different one."

Li Jingtian said with a smile: "Well, I'll change to Yes, I don't care."

The two selected and did not change. Sun Daqiao turned the question board: "Want to move to the sleeper?"

Xiaodongbei slowly leaned in and hugged Li Jingtian, and in the coquettish laughter of passengers grabbing the camera around him, Xiaodongbei said, "I am not happy or sad, I am here."

Li Jingtian chuckled and patted Xiaobeidong's back: "Beijing, I'll go first ..."

Xiaodongbei was crying, like the old lady who sent the Red Army thousands of miles, reluctantly, holding Li Jingtian's hand and refused to let it go: "Jingtian, stay with me ~~"

Li Jingtian stood up with a smile, unable to escape.

Xiaodongbei all came over: "Jingtian, you can't leave me alone ~~"

God-level acting laughed through the car, Li Jingtian was also an actor, how could he give up such a good opportunity, and he shed a tear: "Beijing, the elderly and children at home have asked you to ... I ... I ... I'm not coming back if you mix up your personalities ... you let go ... "

"I won't let it go!"

"Let me go ~"

Li Jingtian just opened the hand of Xiaodongbei, fled with a laugh and hurriedly, and came to his sleeper car. Haha laughed and lay on the sleeper: "Beijing, see you tomorrow morning ~"

Xiaodongbei stood up, and the passengers all around looked at him with a smile.

"Am I pitiful?"

Xiaodongbei asked the female student across.

The female student covered her mouth and smiled, "Unfortunately, Xiaodongbei you are so funny, you are worthy of being a king of skits!"

Xiaodongbei corrected: "It is the man who got the King of Puppets. This year, the King of Puppets will not be judged until the Lantern Festival. Last year it was Yang An. I am not his man!"

The crowd laughed again, and after five minutes, Sun Cannon came again: "Yes-Or-No?"

Xiaodongbei didn't choose this time ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ He said: "Come brother, help me choose one! This Yes-Or-No question, I have never answered correctly all day long!"

The boy was not polite, and pretended to analyze for a while: "Choose No!"

Xiaodongbei nodded, and Sun Dabao was about to turn the question board. Xiaodongbei stopped, "Wait a minute, I choose YES!"

"No change?"

"No change! YES!" Xiaodongbei determined, and then said to the boy, "Brother, it's not that I can't believe you, but because this is my life, and my life is my decision."

The boy thumbs up: "Pure man!"

Sun Cannon turned the question board: "Stay here?"

Xiaodongbei was desperate, and fell down weakly: "Don't stop anyone, I won't answer the question, sleep here today!"

The whole compartment passenger laughed crazy! (To be continued.) Enable new URL