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Huang Bo laughed: "I'm from Qingdao. The first thought is that if the title of the program can be changed to the law of the sea, I have more experience in living in the ocean than in the jungle."

Goo Goo ...

The screen switches. This is Huang Bo's vcr training at the seaside. He is wearing a conjoined blue and black diving suit, wearing fins, wearing diving glasses, and holding his breath to swim on the ocean floor.

In the camera, the mud and sand rolled up by the current, the frightened small fish, various corals, rocks, and inexplicable marine animals appear one after another, beautiful, and Huang Bo's legs are swinging quickly, swimming like fish. Quickly, really worthy of the overlord in the water.

After the handsome side, the picture was shifted to the 6th floor, and Huang Bo, who was equipped with axe rope, appeared in the camera. He looked at the tangled tree in front of him and pointed at the embarrassed face: "Who is out Your uncle's idea? Let me build a tree house by myself? "

Of course, building a tree house is an excuse to think about it, mainly to investigate Huang Bo's climbing ability.

There are also skills to climb trees. The most stupid way is to hold the trunk with arms and legs, and move up little by little. The more advanced one is to hold the tree with both hands and two pedals, and then use the burdock method. Use both hands and feet. Walking on the tree is like stepping on it, the master of climbing trees will do this trick.

Huang Bokong had a good equipment, but got stuck under the small tree, and really did what he said. It would be better to change to the law of the sea than the jungle. His skill in the jungle is not much.

The audience all smiled when they saw this scene.

When the screen returns to the interview room, the director asks again, "The company arranges you to be the captain of" Law of the Jungle. "Who would you most like to be your team member?"

Huang Bo laughed: "Yes, Yang An must be one? He tricked me into this show. What can he do if he can't do it?"

In the laughter of the director, the picture turned into an interview with Yang An. He is learning climbing techniques and is surrounded by Huang Bo.

The highlights of the two people practicing indoor climbing were released, making a lot of jokes, such as the first few steps can not walk, I do not know how many times, and later slowly climbed to the intermediate rock wall, but also in the most complicated advanced wall I was short of success.

In the voice-over, Huang Bo's voice came: "You ask what it means to practice rock climbing? Well ... don't you think it's cool?"

Ah, a scream, the two climbing guys fell off the wall one after the other, and eventually they hit each other. The amplitude of the swing changed, and the two's safety ropes were stirred together. The two seemed to dance in the air, getting closer and closer, and finally hugged tightly in the screams of the two.

This scene is full of passion!

Suddenly, a curator's expression appeared on the big screen, but it turned into Huang Bo's eyebrows, bmg laughed coldly, and the line was: "Are you kidding me?"

"Look!"

Countless viewers in China were frightened and couldn't help shouting. Who has seen this expression? How to evaluate it? Huang Bo's expression is too sword-selling!

puff!

Zheng Shuangshuang, who was watching TV, almost laughed, crooked on the sand, and kept talking!

The aunt next couldn't understand and asked, "What does this mean?"

Zheng Shuangshuang laughed and laughed: "It is applicable to the fighting map in the chat room, you ca n’t read it, no one understands it ..."

When the audience was still dizzy and confused, the director continued the interview. It was still the question, who would you like to invite as a team member.

Huang Bo continued to answer: "... I also want to invite Guo Tao to come ..."

The picture turns into a family dinner at an outdoor farmhouse. Huang Bo stands next to the barbecue grill and turns the chicken wings skewers in his hand, embarrassingly saying to himself: "It seems to be battered ... but the most lacking food in the jungle is food Don't waste it ... "

He looked up and looked around, beckoning Guo Tao over, "Tao brother, eat it!"

Guo Tao was disgusted: "What is the dark slump?"

Huang Bo continued to pass over: "Grilled chicken wings! Taste the taste."

Guo Tao was still reluctant, Huang Bo was furious: "Don't dare to eat it? When you go back to the jungle, you can't eat without food, you won't even have such chicken wings! I will absolutely ignore you then, You find a way to eat yourself! "

Forced by obscenity, Guo Tao had to eat the scorched chicken wings, with a disgusted look beside him, and Huang Bo covered his mouth with his hands, standing behind him and whispering proudly to the camera, "I am patient After eight years, I finally wait until today, and the opportunity for revenge has come! "

The audience smiled for eight years, and said that the two had collaborated for the first time in "Mad Stone". Guo Tao played the role of security chief, Huang Bo was a thief, and the two had a heavy pursuit. It is estimated that Huang Bo was miserable at that time by Guo Tao.

However, until now, Yin Ren was revengeful. The audience only felt that Huang Bo was funny, and everyone could hear that it was a joke.

The third star that Huang Bo wants to invite is Hu Ge, but Hu Ge declined. "Huang Bo, go to the jungle adventure, but if there is something good, remember to bring it back, can I order now? Um, face When you see the large conch, remember to bring it back! Sea urchin ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Well, sea urchin eyesight, bring me seven or eight back! Oh yes, the 2 meter 4 long Mori will give me one more It ’s enough to give me 1 kg of wild killer bee honey, rest assured, I definitely have a lot of your money for these goods ... "

The yellow curator's fighting picture appeared again. It held a heavy machine gun and smiled evilly: "You can say it again, I promise not to hit you!"

Sahaha ~~~

Like thousands of young viewers, Zheng Shuangshuang smiled again and again, this picture is really spoof!

Next, Huang Bo continued to talk about his ideal team members, and the camera has been following these people for interviews.

Wu Jingwan refused: "I never want to team up with Huang Bo in my life!"

On the lens is the training picture of the extreme rowing team. I do n’t know which God-Man photographer took the precious scene. The whole team was tired like a dog. Wu Jing's expression was about to collapse, only Huang Bo was behind With a big yawn, he deliberately framed the whole person with red lines in the later period, with a focus.

The audience burst into tears, this time it was the official black and yellow blog of "The Law of the Jungle." The black ones are almost out of bounds. After doing so many years of programming, who doesn't have any black material? It ’s black, it ’s black. After it ’s finished, curator Huang jumps out again and makes a funny statement. Which ordinary audience can stand it?

Next, Shen Teng was invited. He raised a fist to block his mouth and coughed twice. The other hand was on his hips. Sorry, "I've been hurt again recently. I haven't cured my cough for half a month , I still don't drag everyone down ... I wish the law of the jungle a success, cough ... "

Should this excuse for rejection be normal?

Unexpectedly, Mr. Huang's fighting picture appeared: "The child is not good at coughing, most of them are pretended, just a fight!"

Seeing the post-production, Shen Teng's instant petrified black face, the audience laughed instantly!