The God-Level Prodigal Son of the Tang Dynasty

Lao Li was lying on the soft couch, looking weak.

Not to mention, the speed at which he pretended to be sick was far beyond Zhao Chen's.

"Ouch——"

When Zhao Chen came in, Lao Li was muttering quietly. .??.

As soon as he saw Zhao Chen appear, Old Li Tou, who had squinted his eyes, immediately closed his eyes, his voice became much louder, he reached out and scratched the air, and said to Queen Changsun, "Guanyin, but Zhao Chen has come in?"

"Oh, I never thought that my illness would come just as soon as I said it. It seems like my head is going to explode."

"Sure enough, I'm getting older, and I can't control my body anymore."

Old Li Tou is talking nonsense now with his eyes closed.

Queen Changsun, who was watching on the side, was stunned for a while.

"Your Majesty, please be at ease. Zhao Chen is just here to visit your Majesty. There is nothing else important." Empress Changsun also learned bad things and followed the emperor's words to stop Zhao Chen from asking for money.

Zhao Chen was shocked when he heard this.

Good guy, can pretending to be sick solve the problem?

Old Wei's acting skills are much better than yours, Old Li's.

Why don't you just obediently carry the prey for me?

"Aunt, I know some medical skills. Seeing that Old Li's head is like this, he can't open his eyes, his mouth is crooked and his eyes are slanted, and his breathing is like a bellows, I guess..." At this point, Zhao Chen shook his head with a melancholy expression, and sighed softly. Take a breath.

"Auntie, Lao Litou is so kind to me. If something happens to him, I will feel..." Zhao Chen's eyes turned red at that time.

Queen Changsun panicked when she saw this.

Didn't you say you were pretending to be sick?

Why did Zhao Chen look like he was about to send it off to the emperor?

"Your Majesty, are you okay? Your Majesty..." Empress Changsun held the emperor's hand and shook it gently, with a worried look on her face.

Empress Changsun was worried about the emperor's safety, but Lao Li Tou knew his situation.

Although I usually have some headaches and fever, I am still very healthy. How can I be as scary as Zhao Chen said?

Eighty percent of the time, this kid just put on a show for himself.

Lao Litou said he would not be fooled.

With his eyes closed, no matter how much Empress Changsun shook him, he would not move or make a sound.

It looked as if he had really fainted.

"Auntie, don't worry, I have a way to wake up Lao Litou." Zhao Chen said to Queen Changsun.

"What method?" Empress Changsun really thought that the emperor was ill.

"Burn his arms with candle oil. Auntie, help me roll up Lao Litou's sleeves, and I'll get the candle." After Zhao Chen finished speaking, he stood up and walked in the direction of the candle.

Zhao Chen is not joking.

As long as Old Li Tou dares to pretend like this, he will definitely give him some candle oil.

I'm sure Lao Li Tou would have jumped up at that moment.

"Guanyin Maid!" Lao Li Tou grabbed his sleeves to prevent Queen Changsun from pulling him up.

"Ah, Your Majesty?" Queen Changsun was also stunned for a moment.

"Aunt, please give way and I will treat Old Li Tou." Zhao Chen came back with a candle and sat down next to Old Li Tou.

Empress Changsun looked at the emperor who was silent but holding her sleeve tightly, and for a moment she didn't know what to do.

"Ouch——"

Suddenly, Old Li Tou's voice came from the camp.

"His Majesty!"

The Imperial Guards responsible for the emperor's safety rushed in immediately.

But he saw the emperor holding his thigh and grinning.

"Get out!" Lao Litou said angrily.

The Imperial Guards went out with doubts on their faces, and Old Li Toudeng immediately jumped up from the couch.

Nothing like the weak look just now.

"good

Boy, good boy, I will drip wax all over your body tomorrow. "The candle oil on his legs burned and the hair on Lao Li's head and legs sizzled.

Zhao Chen's face was so angry.

"Your Majesty, you were sick just now, so I used this simple method to make you better."

"Auntie, look, old Li Tou is alive and kicking again." Zhao Chen said to Queen Changsun. ??

"That's right!" Queen Changsun didn't know what to say for a moment, so she could only respond.

The emperor was just pretending to be sick. If he was burned by this candle oil, wouldn't he be able to live happily?

Lao Litou couldn't say how annoyed he was.

But he couldn't curse it yet.

You can't say that you are pretending to be sick with Zhao Chen just because you don't want to see Zhao Chen, right?

He is the emperor, so this matter cannot be spread.

But being treated like this by Zhao Chen, how could he swallow the anger in his heart?

"Don't talk to me about useless things. You kid, just wait. I'll go back to Chang'an tomorrow and see if I don't let you look good." Old Li Tou definitely couldn't swallow this breath.

These two eyeballs are about to pop out.

"This..." Zhao Chen seemed a little scared.

Old Li Tou felt a lot more comfortable when he saw it.

I thought to myself that when you burned the hair on my legs, I didn’t see you being afraid, but now I know you are afraid, it’s too late!

"How about Old Li Tou, let's discuss something?" Zhao Chen hesitated for a moment, then raised his head and said to the emperor.

"You still dare to say this to me, this matter is non-negotiable..."

"In this case, please give me the 500 million yuan. With your majesty's prestige, I will not default on my debt."

"I'm not an impotent person. Tell me, why do you want to discuss it with me?"

No one could match the speed at which Lao Li Tou changed his face. Even Queen Changsun beside her was stunned by her.

"Yes, yes, Lao Litou, you have a universal heart and are the most magnanimous person in the world.

You are the one! "Zhao Chen weakly flattered Lao Li.

But Lao Litou just did this.

After all, it was Zhao Chen who flattered him, and Old Li Tou felt doubly happy.

This face also showed a proud look.

"That's right. Didn't I take first place in this spring hunt? According to the previous bet..."

"Zhao Chen, young man, don't be greedy for money. You have other better pursuits, such as getting promoted to a higher position or making a wife!"

"If you are willing, I can raise your title to a higher level."

Before Zhao Chen could finish speaking, Old Li Tou immediately blocked Zhao Chen's words.

Old Li Tou was afraid that this boy Zhao Chen would give him 500 million yuan.

This is forcing him to die, even Old Li Tou can't come up with so much money.

Zhao Chen originally just wanted to get the documents that the officials bet on, but Old Li Tou actually agreed to mention the title again.

The next level up from the county official is the county official.

The seventeen-year-old Duke has a reputation for speaking out.

In line with the idea of ​​being a bastard but not taking advantage, Zhao Chen put on a "embarrassed" expression on his face and was silent for a while before slowly nodding, "Then I will listen to you, Old Li, I don't want these 500 million yuan." ”

"Huh——" Old Li's head and face showed joy.

"but……"

When Lao Li heard this, his joy instantly solidified on his face.

I secretly thought that this kid might have to do something else.

Don’t be too outrageous!

"But after all, I put a lot of thought into it. Do you know how many people laughed at me during this period?"

"I don't need the 500 million yuan, but you have to give me the betting documents of other ministers."

"I'm going to take these documents and go to each house to collect money. I'm going to vent all the grievances I've suffered before!" Zhao Chen pretended to look extremely aggrieved.