The Glorious Summoner

Chapter 511: The widow was killed by cow shit

As soon as the man spoke, Xia Pingan knew that the man must be Zhang Yi. Zhang Yi entered Qin and was appreciated by King Qin Hui. He was already in the country at this moment. Zhang Yi had been advocating Qin to attack Korea and taking the emperor Zhou to command the princes.

Zhang Yi scolded Fang Qiu in the hall and talked eloquently, "Ba Kingdom Shu is only a small country. At this moment, the two countries are competing. It seems that Qin can get a bargain, but the road to Shu is extremely difficult. If you don't open the road of Shu, I will be Qin. It is difficult for the army to enter the land of Shu. As soon as the road of Sichuan is drilled, the two countries will know that Qin wants to annex the land of Shu, and their disputes will stop immediately, and they will inevitably unite to fight against Qin. So, we, Qin. The state's great efforts not only failed to annex Shu, but also united Shu, and at the same time allowed South Korea to continue to attack the border of Qin, giving Qin a chance. How could this be done by a wise man..."

   Many ministers in the hall nodded secretly and whispered to each other when they heard Zhang Yi's words.

King Qin Hui was also a little moved, but he still hesitated. King Qin Hui had long wanted to attack Bashu, destroy this small country in the southwestern hinterland of Qin, consolidate Qin's national strength, expand Qin's territory, and now Bashu is competing. Each seeks from the State of Qin. If the State of Qin sits idly by, wouldn't it be a missed opportunity.

   King Qin Hui's gaze rolled around among the crowd, and finally fell on Xia Ping'an's face. Seeing Xia Ping'an in the hall not talking, his breath was calm, he couldn't help but move in his heart.

   "General Sima, you have also annexed the land of Bashu from the widowed manpower owner. At this moment, what good strategy do you have in the palace?"

   General Sima?

   I really was Sima's fault! (Note)

   Xia Ping’an said secretly in his heart. Seeing everyone’s eyes focused on him, he took two steps and saluted King Qin Hui, “My Majesty, I can’t agree with what Xiangguo said just now!”

   "Oh!" King Qin Hui suddenly became energetic, "Please elaborate!"

"If Qin wants to be hegemony, the horizontal and vertical strategy is only auxiliary. The fundamental lies in the country's prosperity and the people's strength. It requires a large territory, ample warehouses, state-owned resources, and sufficient troops. This is the basis for hegemony. If the Qin state can annex Shu now The strength of our country has greatly increased, and our country, Qin, has less troubles. This will allow our country to take the lead in the war with other countries, and stand in a place of self-reliance first, and if we attack Korea , Threatening the Emperor Zhou not only failed to make a profit, but was notorious. If Zhou Han is in danger, he will inevitably unite with Qi Zhao, and Qi Zhao will not sit back. At this moment, if Qin Guo has done well, he will be the next strategy!"

   "The road to Shu is difficult, how can my army enter Shu?" King Qin Hui asked.

   "Enlighten the king, I have a strategy to overcome the difficulties of the road of Shu, and it is easy to destroy Shu!"

   "Oh, what is the strategy?"

"This policy is a secret matter in the military, so it should not be declared here!" Xia Ping'an smiled slightly, "Leave it to me, and I can let the King Shu himself repair the way of my Qin army's attack on Shu. When the time comes, my Qin army can easily go straight into Shu, destroying Shu, and let Shu be in the hands of the king and become my Qin territory!"

   King Qin Hui was overjoyed, almost standing up from the throne, "The general is serious!"

   Other ministers also looked at Xia Ping'an with suspicion. What are you kidding about, is the king of Shu a fool? We are going to attack the kingdom of Shu, and let the king of Shu build the road for us?

   Xia Ping’an said confidently, “The king and the ministers can wait and see, if I can’t do it, I’d like to see you there!”

Although King Qin Hui favored Zhang Yi, he was also very assertive. Hearing Xia Ping’an said that he had a plan to pacify Shu, he was in line with him, and King Qin Hui directly decided on the strategic choice between attacking South Korea and attacking Shu. I chose the latter.

   Finally, Xia Pingan and Zhang Yi were entrusted with the important task of King Qin Hui together, and King Qin Hui made them responsible for navigating the land of Shu.

   Zhang Yi, who opposed the attack on Shu, was entrusted with the important task of attacking Shu.

  ……

   After the dynasty, the state apparatus of the State of Qin has been slowly turning.

   Xia Pingan had just walked out of the Qin Palace, and there was a voice behind him, "General Sima, please stay!" As soon as Xia Pingan turned his head, he saw Zhang Yi walking up with a smile.

Zhang Yi is a political strategist, and the strategists are thick-skinned. They rely on their tongues to eat. They didn’t pay attention to what happened in the courtroom. In fact, Zhang Yi can also see that it is King Qin Hui who really wants to attack the land of Shu. It is estimated that King Qin Hui has been thinking about the temptation to open up the territory and expand the land in his own hands to allow the State of Qin to annex the land of Shu for more than a day. That's why King Qin Hui has so firmly supported Sima Cuo.

  As a strategist, Zhang Yi naturally wouldn't make King Qin Hui upset and wanted to go against him, so he immediately approached Sima Cuo to discuss the matter of attacking Shu.

   "Xiangguo!" Xia Ping'an leaned slightly toward Zhang Yi who strode.

"What General Sima said just now is indeed reasonable. Please rest assured. Since your Majesty supports the general's suggestion, I naturally support it, but the difficulty of the road of Shu is the biggest obstacle for my Qin army to attack Shu. The general just said that there is a way to do it. Let the King of Shu clear the way for my Qin army, this is really true!"

   "Really!" Xia Ping'an nodded.

   "Oh, He Liangce, can I know?"

   "Xiangguo will attack Shu with me, of course you can know!" Xia Ping'an turned his head and looked around. There was no one around, so he leaned into Zhang Yi's ear and whispered a few words.

   Zhang Yi's expression was shocked, then wonderful, and finally admired, "If this skill succeeds, my Qin army will attack Shu, it is indeed not difficult!"

   "Wang Xiangguo's full support!"

   Zhang Yi smiled, "This is the merits of your majesty and the general who sent the army to me. How can I push it out? In this battle, I will rely more on General Sima. The army needs food and grass for logistics. Please rest assured that the army, I will personally supervise it!"

   The two looked at each other and smiled, each with a tacit understanding.

  ……

   As soon as he returned to the general's mansion, Xia Pingan immediately ordered his men to find the best stonemason and goldsmith in Qin.

   Half a month later, Xia Pingan took the opportunity of patrolling the border and brought a team of people to the pass between Qin and Shu, and personally inspected the roads of Shu. A group of Qin’s best craftsmen was in Xia Pin’s team.

On the surface, Xia Pingan was to inspect the roads of Shu, but actually arranged for the craftsmen he brought to start quietly to live. Xia Pingan set aside a special place in the barracks for the craftsmen to do work, and there was a cow inside. The sergeant was not allowed to approach.

   After the craftsmen were tinkering in the barracks every day for more than ten days, on this day, they handed down and told them that Xia Ping’an had done what the craftsmen wanted to make.

   Xia Ping An went to check in person.

When I arrived at the designated camp, I saw the stone masons carve a lifelike stone cow from the stone, and the goldsmiths took out a few large lumps of golden cow shit—yes, it’s cow shit. , Bull **** made of gold, just like real bull shit.

  Because the cow **** is too heavy, it takes a bit of effort to pick it up by one person, and it takes two people to pick it up easily.

   Xia Ping inspected it, nodded, then called a few craftsmen over, pointed at the stone cow, and said, "The place where the cow **** is, there must be a little golden cow shit, more like..."

   A few craftsmen immediately admired, "The general's sharp eyesight is because I didn't think about it!"

   The goldsmith and the stonemason discussed it, and immediately got busy. After a few hours, the stone's **** was really stained with golden cow dung and gold dust.

   Seeing that the things were ready, Xia Pingan immediately arranged manpower to send the stone cow out of the barracks to the designated location tonight.

  ……

   A few days later, a team of defenders from the Shu Pass had to patrol the Shu Road outside the pass as usual early in the morning.

  Walking on the misty Shu Road, when the sun came out, when these Shu army saw the stone cow on the Shu Road in the pass, the patrolling Shu army was shocked.

When the Shu army ran up to the stone cow, he dunked obediently. It’s amazing. On the ground behind the stone’s butt, there were a few large pieces of golden cow dung. Gold, the stone cow's **** is still stained with some golden cow dung, which seems to be quite fresh.

  The officer of the Shu Army took a bite of the cow dung and found that the cow dung was actually gold. He immediately asked the people around him to protect the stone cow and then notified his superiors.

   I heard that the Shu army found a stone cow on the Shu Road that could pull golden cow dung. The general at Guanai who heard the news also rushed to confirm it.

   Those Shu troops didn't dare to conceal such a big thing. They immediately reported it to the King of Shu. Soon, it was reported to the King of Shu, and the gold **** was also handed over.

  ……

  Shu King Palace...

King Shu looked at the golden cow dung sent by the people below, and bit with his teeth. He immediately became excited and excited. There was only one thought in King Shu's head. This is auspiciousness from heaven. God chose himself and The stone bull who can only pull gold is given to me, and I have to bring that stone bull to the palace~www.readwn.com~ I must go to the pinnacle of life every day when I pick up **** in the palace.

   It’s just that the stone cow is big and heavy. If you want to transport the stone cow from the Shu Road to the palace, you have to rebuild the Shu Road. The Shu Road must at least be repaired to be able to drive horses and horses. This is a waste of money.

  There is golden bullshit, is this also a problem?

The king of Shu looked at the golden cow dung that was still stained with his saliva, and immediately waved his hand, ordered, and opened the road to Shu, and must bring the stone bull that only pulls gold to the palace. Who dares to shoot with the widow Cow dung, whose head was chopped off by the widow.

  Stone cows are widowed, those cow **** are still widowed, ahhahahahaha...

  ……

Half a year later, the road of Shu was repaired, and the kingdom of Shu was laboring for the people and wealth, and complaints were filled. The king of Shu held a grand ceremony and welcomed the stone cow with golden bull dung on its **** into the palace. The green grass, bean cakes and the like were in front of the stone cow, waiting eagerly for the stone cow to pull down the hot cow dung for him to pick it up.

  The king of Shu has even prepared a warehouse for gold bull shit, and is waiting to reach the pinnacle of his life by picking up bull shit.

   It's just that the stone cow never pulled out the cow dung, but the Qin army followed the road of Shu and easily drove the army to the palace of Shu.

   The first time Xia Pingan saw the fat-headed King of Shu, he was also speechless. The stupidity of the ruler was almost vividly displayed in the King of Shu.

   Looking at the Qin Chao soldier standing in front of him, King Shu shouted, his face pale, "Unexpectedly...the widow was actually killed by a few bullshit..."

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