As one of the leaders of the Enterprise spacecraft, Matterson knows the impact of the current situation.

Looking at the screen beside Pusi, he asked, "Try again."

As a result, the screen showed six pilots operating the spaceship with extreme care.

The ignition was still an easy success, but it didn't take off, and the Enterprise spacecraft remained motionless.

And the driver also tried the control lever in the emergency plan, and it was almost bent!

Matterson and the person in charge of the base quickly concluded: "There should be a problem with the power transmission."

Pusi was furious, covered his head with his hands, and shouted: "Oh, Falk, come and throw these two idiots out for me. They are sinners of the Strong Empire."

Nobody moved.

Everyone was waiting eagerly for Pusi and the Minister of Internal Affairs.

At the beginning, they were anxious to pretend to be aggressive and to show their strength in front of the world. If it weren't for their constant urging, how could the internal inspection of the Enterprise spacecraft be completed in a hurry.

It's all right now, the Enterprise spaceship is malfunctioning, and this old thing has started to take responsibility again!

At this time, the people in the Enterprise spaceship panicked after hearing Matterson's conclusion.

"Hurry up and save us back."

"The white lady next door to me is going to have a baby and I haven't seen it yet."

"Help, help, I don't want to die yet."

Pusi: "..."

Everyone: "...."

This group of idiots didn't say no to saving them.

After a meal to soothe their emotions, everyone in Pusi tried their best to guarantee that they would build another spaceship to pick them up in the shortest possible time.

Everyone on the Enterprise spaceship breathed a sigh of relief.

 …

Then, everyone solemnly held a serious meeting.

At the meeting, almost all the top executives of the Tough Empire came.

The sudden failure of the Enterprise spacecraft on Mars was unexpected, and they must rescue all the precious talents of those people on Mars.

Right now, the best way is to seek the Huangzhen Empire.

Time-saving, fast and efficient.

Everyone looked at Pusi.

Pusi was very dissatisfied: "Fake, whichever one of you likes to go, anyway, I will not go to the Huangzhen Empire, that would be too shameful."

"No, if we do that, what will the outside world think of our strong empire?" The Minister of Foreign Affairs was also very dissatisfied.

Everyone nodded in unison, thinking it made sense.

"Everyone tell me, what should we do?" Pusi asked.

There was a lot of discussion among the people.

"The most urgent task is to build a spaceship to launch to Mars."

"How much time is needed?"

"It will take 4 months at the fastest!"

"In other words, it will take five months to reach Mars. It's too long. Our people may have died on Mars. Now their living materials should be able to support them for more than two months."

"What should we do? Is our next spacecraft going to Mars to collect the corpse?"

After a while of discussion, they couldn't come up with any useful solutions, and everyone looked at Pusi again.

Now either go to the Huangzhen Empire, or watch the thirty precious talents on Mars waiting to die.

"Why not let the astronauts be self-sufficient on Mars and grow some food?" Puth said.

"..." everyone.

Immediately embarrassing.

Why wear a spacesuit if you can grow plants on Mars?

"The air on Mars is extremely thin, and it is impossible to grow any plants." Matterson said in a deep voice.

"Oh, Falk, it was planted in the Enterprise."

"What about the soil? So far we have no way of knowing whether the soil on Mars is suitable for planting?"

Pusi was furious, and no matter what he did, these idiots would have to fight against him, right? He opened his mouth and roared: "Then use shit seeds!"

Everyone's eyes lit up, as if a skylight had been opened.

Wonderful.

Good one with shit.

Using feces and Martian soil to join together,

There is absolutely nothing wrong with growing survivable potatoes.

Perfect poop beans!

(Refer to the movie The Martian, the protagonist is the shit bean, don’t spray it)

"The great His Majesty Pusi is really powerful. He actually solved the problem of survival on Mars in a few words."

"Just for this idea, I think His Majesty Pusi should go to the Agricultural University to teach those idiots well."

"The Enterprise spacecraft should still have potatoes."

Everyone gave Pusi a big blow without hesitation.

"???" Pusi was puzzled.

After popularizing science with everyone, Pusi instantly became elated.

There seems to be no solution to those problems on Mars, but in the end, they are not solved by opening their mouths!

After finding the solution, everyone quickly contacted the Enterprise spacecraft again.

Judging from the video call, everyone on the Enterprise spaceship is on the verge of collapse. If they don't handle their emotions properly, they may do some unexpected things.

"We don't want to die, come and save us!" shouted the astronauts and scientists.

The living supplies of the Enterprise spacecraft will be eaten up sooner or later.

Pusi, who had a solution, was in a good mood and said with a smile: "You are the heroes of the Formidable Empire. We will not give up on you. Now there is a good news or a bad news, which one do you want to hear?"

"Let's start with the bad news."

Puth laughed: "You may have to stay on Mars for five months, because our next spacecraft will arrive at Mars in five months."

In other words, everyone on the Enterprise spaceship immediately collapsed, holding their heads in their hands and shouting: "Oh~NO"

Not to mention, the basic conditions they depend on for survival are simply not enough to last five months later.

An astronaut asked with a broken face, "What's the good news?"

Puth said: "We have found a way for you to survive for five months. First, you have to make air and water, and then according to the characteristics of potatoes that are easy to survive, then use Martian soil and shit to stir together, and finally in the Enterprise spaceship. Plant potatoes inside so you can hold out until the next ship to Mars.”

"What? Making shit beans in the Enterprise spaceship? Oh, Falk, whose idea is this, I must let that person taste the power of a wrench when I return to Planet Azure."

A group of people were yelling at the screen frantically.

Let them do shit beans?

This idea is really too whizzing, the person who came up with the idea should die!

Pusi was also angry, and shouted: "Fack, now you have only two ways to go, the first way is to use our Martian Rescue to make shit beans and try your best to survive, the second way is to wait for death or commit suicide .”

Everyone on the Enterprise spacecraft collapsed again, wanting to eat potatoes growing from shit?

God!

vomit!

.........

After cutting off the communication.

The Strong Empire once again began to use the "beautification" method that it has always been good at.

After all, the whole world is still watching the Enterprise spacecraft return to the Azure Star, so the Enterprise spacecraft has no faults, never has, and the reason why it has not come back is because of a temporary increase in missions.

That's right, that's it.

Otherwise, if the failure of the Enterprise spacecraft is confirmed, the outside world does not know how it will view the beacon of freedom and beauty.

So the Strong Empire issued a high-sounding announcement: the Enterprise spacecraft did not have any malfunctions, but a major experiment was temporarily added. The content of the experiment was to use the soil of Mars to cultivate plants, so the day of returning to the blue star will be postponed for a while.

Perfect toss!

Countless brave people believed it to be true, and they all looked forward to the successful completion of this important experiment.

There is no voice of doubt.

Because this is a strong empire with its own beauty!

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