The First Family of Tang Dynasty

"This..." Yuan Tiangang saw Cheng Chubi's expression, he was also helpless, and turned his head to look at Sun Simiao.

There was a frantic exchange of eyes between the two Taoist leaders, and it seemed that this kid didn't understand what is called gonorrhoea.

What should we do, let's withdraw now?

Maybe his brain hasn't fully recovered yet, and he doesn't understand us these advanced medical terms.

How about simple things for him?

OK, you come...

When Cheng Chubi saw the two Taoist leaders who were frowning with their beards, he changed to Sun Simiao and said for a long time.

"Chu Bi, nephew, this gonorrhea, it means frequent urination, but it is not smooth, and it is not leaking, so it is called gonorrhea..."

Cheng Chubi finally let out a sigh of relief.

"I see, and I often have the urge to urinate, but my urine is not smooth, right?"

"In addition, does the Taoist leader's lower abdomen bulge and make the sound of water?"

"..." Cheng Chubi's words instantly brightened the eyes of Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang, who had not given much hope.

But then, Cheng Chubi was very impolite, looking up and down at the two of them, making the two elderly outsiders extremely uncomfortable.

"Actually, it doesn't matter..." Cheng Chubi smiled confidently and looked at the two old drivers who were unable to treat themselves.

"My nephew, what do you mean by this?" Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang felt that it was difficult for them to grasp the peculiar way of thinking of the youngest Cheng.

Seeing a slight nervousness in the innocent expressions of the two Taoist chiefs, Cheng Chubi directly hehehe.

"Admit it, it's okay, two Taoist leaders, there is no need to use the method of a friend from nothing.

Everyone is an adult, and it is understandable to have this disease. "

"???" What the **** is out of nothing? What is called this disease is understandable.

The two authoritative figures in the Datang medical field almost fizzled. The dark face looked at Cheng Laosan, who was full of confidence.

Sun Simiao took a deep breath and raised his hand to Yuan Tiangang, who wanted to speak with a black face, calmly, don't want to be familiar with the old third Cheng.

"Chu Bixian nephew, please be cautious. Pang Dao and Yuan Daoyou have always been in good health. They use the game of five animals to exercise every day, but they don’t have this gonorrhea."

Seeing that the two Taoist leaders became obviously in a bad mood, Cheng Chubi was taken aback.

Can't help but start introspecting himself. Also, whether or not they became the disease.

I am only in charge of consultations. I really want to be treated. I can always see that guy's prostate.

"It's my nephew Meng Lang, and ask the two Taoist leaders to calm down."

"My nephew took the liberty to ask, how old is the Taoist master now? Should he be over forty-five years old or older?"

"Moreover, this disease will only appear in middle-aged and elderly men. Women have never had the same case regardless of their age. Am I right?"

"Do you really know this disease?" Yuan Tiangang's face was shocked. This kid, unexpectedly, could say so many judgments with just a few words.

Cheng Chubi chuckled, his face full of pride, self-confidence and calmness. In this era, no one knows the prostate better than me, no one.

"Of course I know, if my judgment is correct.

It is very likely that this is prostatitis, or prostatic enlargement caused by repeated prostatitis. "

"Prostate... Then, what is that?" The two Taoist leaders looked confused, really * confused.

Cheng Chubi saw the dumbfounded expressions of these two Taoist leaders, he smiled, raised his right hand, and snapped his fingers. "Fourth!"

In the next moment, Cheng Laosi was like Border Shepherd who had heard the order.

Suddenly, he rushed to my third brother, with his head held high. "Yes, third brother, please order."

"Go, get my drawing board and carbon pen."

"!!!"

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The expressions of the two Datang medical experts changed drastically in an instant, and Cheng Laosi also turned black.

"Brother, what do you want to do?"

Facing the questioning gaze of these three people, Cheng Chubi was unhappy.

"If you let you go, you can go, what more mouths, third brother, I want to explain to the two Taoist leaders what is prostate and prostate enlargement."

"Nephew, can you not draw pictures?" When Yuan Tiangang thought of the stickman he saw last time, he felt his spine tightened and he got goose bumps frantically.

For the first time in my life, I have seen such ugly and distorted paintings. They are not hot eyes, they are completely blind.

Sun Simiao also accompanied the smiling face. "Nephew, is there any other way to explain it clearly?"

Cheng Chubi happily. "If you don't paint, then just find a general, cough, find a real object to compare, fourth."

"Yes." Cheng Laosi continued to raise his head, very heroic. The two younger brothers, the fifth and sixth, who came in by Guigui Chongchong, looked at the fourth elder enviously.

"Come, take off your clothes."

"??" The faces of the two Taoists were black. We are not the kind of people you think.

Cheng Laosi subconsciously clamped his legs in fright, covering his belt with both hands. "Brother, what do you want to do? Dad said you can't mess around."

"..." Cheng Chubi was shocked, um, really shocked. What a real father who cares for his son, such an order is indeed correct.

But what do you mean by Cheng Laoshi? ?

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to explain to the two Taoist leaders where the prostate is... Hey? Hey? Hey?..."

Before he finished speaking, Cheng Laosi, who was protecting his belt, turned around and ran. "I don't believe it, run away, old five and six..."

The old five and six were also like two black lightnings, all of a sudden, they all rushed out of the house, leaving three dazed bosses behind.

Cheng Chubi's gaze shifted and fell on the two sages outside. Those thief gazes made the two famous Daoists of Tang nervous.

"Or...you should paint, nephew."

Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao looked around, and before Cheng Chubi said something embarrassing to them, they expressed their opinions first.

Although Cheng Chubi's eyes are sharp, but what he said is indeed very reasonable.

There is no intuitive way, just relying on Cheng Chubi, who likes nonsense to say, that I really don’t understand what the prostate is.

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In the end, the drawing board and the carbon pen were sent to Cheng Chubi's hands. Cheng Chubi cleared his throat and moved his hands.

As usual, a round, five sticks, perfect stickman appeared in the eyes of a group of dark-faced audiences.

Well, the Cheng family sneaked back and squatted to watch the excitement.

Sun Simiao took a deep breath, moved his stiff neck, once again plucked up the courage to set his eyes on the stickman, and was about to ask a question.

But I saw that Cheng Chubi was still swaying his crippled artistic cells, and continued to immerse himself in creation...

"!!!"