The First Family of Tang Dynasty

Li Shimin was a little dazed. He really didn't understand Cheng Saburo's operation. He pressed this and that again.

Especially his question is even more confusing, but fortunately he is not easy to bother these two.

The main reason was that I couldn't help but speak, and the two **** started to confuse them again, and they would not be cured.

One is his own uncle, and the other is a young man whom he admires quite a bit, but... alas. What is this...

"You have feces, you won't be able to **** for at least ten days, right?" Cheng Chubi retracted his hand, his voice through the mask.

Hearing the word shit, several literati and self-proclaimed literati in the room frowned.

Only the hair-faced Zhao Kun, who was still standing in the room, stepped out with foresight.

He felt that when he wanted to stay in the house, he would definitely be exposed.

Outside the house, somehow the people inside couldn't see his own distorted and hideous face.

"What's the matter? You are talking." Cheng Chubi waited for a few breaths, but he didn't hear Changsun Wuji speaking, unwillingly speaking.

Fortunately, at this moment, the dark-faced younger eldest Sun Chong quickly replied.

"My father did not show respect for almost ten days."

"What kind of treatment has that been done?" Cheng Chubi simply didn't bother to take care of the fat grandson who was not willing to take care of him. Instead, he turned around and asked Changsun Chong.

"That..." Changsun glanced at his father, and then at his majesty and uncle of the Tang Emperor who was standing aside.

It's really a bit embarrassing, after all, the issues discussed next will appear more vulgar.

Cheng Chubi's eyes lit up, but fortunately, he was wearing a mask, which made people invisible.

"What about this, I'm a healer, and I will definitely keep the patient's privacy a secret."

Confidentiality is certain, but I will definitely write the dark history of the eldest grandson in the diary, otherwise it will not be finished.

"Uncle, or..." Changsun Chong looked at Li Shimin with embarrassment.

Li Shimin thought for a while, and after nodding slightly, he strode out of the house, but after only two steps, he stopped and turned back threateningly.

"Remember, one of you is a healer and the other is a patient. If you dare to conflict again, I will clean up the person who caused the incident."

"The minister obeyed." Cheng Chubi and Changsun Wuji answered in unison again, and then looked at each other in disgust.

"Okay, your majesty is out, let's talk quickly, what kind of treatment did your father do?"

"My father invited someone...that..." Changsun Chong stretched out his hand and made a gesture of grasping.

"Will someone help your father dig out the shit?" Cheng Chubi took a deep breath. Which hero is actually so courageous.

"Cheng Taichang, can you keep your voice down..." Zhang Sunchong saw his father lying on the couch and his eyes widened in an instant.

The black face instantly turned red, and then there was a tendency to turn purple again, reminding helplessly.

Li Shimin, who had just moved out of the house, almost slammed a cloak of garlic under his feet on the porch, and whispered dumbfoundedly.

Cheng Chubi hesitated and rushed to the side with Changsun. "Cheng Chengcheng, let's come over here for a single chat..."

"..." Changsun Wuji, who was lying on the couch with his big belly exposed, silently covered his chest with his clothes and a towering belly.

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Cheng Chubi touched his chin, and after listening to Chang Sun Chong's words, he asked carefully about the hardness and degree of dryness of the stuff his father had dug up.

As a result, Chang Sun Chong had a black line on his face, asking three questions.

Cheng Chubi fell into deep thoughts and began to recall various examination methods for severe constipation.

Generally speaking, X-ray examination of the intestines can be performed. This is the most basic examination method. This examination can be used to determine whether there is an intestinal obstruction.

Secondly, a CT examination of the abdomen or intestinal CT can also be performed, which is mainly used to rule out whether there are foreign bodies in the intestine that are obstructing the intestine.

Of course there are colonoscopy, **** examination, etc...

Unfortunately, in this era, let alone these gadgets that require electricity, even electricity has not yet been invented.

Then there is only one available method, **** examination.

Judging from the sunny conditions consulted by Chang Sun Chong, Chang Sun Wuji should be due to long-term sitting, liking quietness and not moving, causing slow bowel movements.

In addition, they are fond of fat and meat, but do not like to eat fruits and vegetables. Even staple foods are rarely eaten, which leads to a lack of dietary fiber and aggravates the occurrence of constipation.

Although Li Shimin was standing outside the door, he quietly moved over when he heard Cheng Chubi and the Chang Sun Chong communicate in the room.

Although the dignified emperor of Tang, of course, could not eavesdrop with his face against the wooden wall like Li Ke, fortunately, he has a pair of sensitive ears.

The content of the previous conversations was all received, but the next period of silence was a period of silence, which made Li Shimin a little suspicious.

Could it be that the two boys inside realized that they were eavesdropping?

After hearing the wall, Cheng Chubi spoke again. "Fine, it seems I can only do it myself."

"What hand?" Changsun Chong curious voice.

"Of course it's an **** examination for your dad, don't you understand? For example, you, take your eyes to see his eyes, and then put your fingers in..."

Cheng Chubi also made a special gesture. Chang Sun Chong looked at Cheng Chulang dumbfounded, his head buzzing.

Outside, Li Shimin's big hand stubbornly grabbed the porch and pressed his mouth tightly. He was afraid that he could not control it.

Li Shimin finally understood ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ why my father was not willing to do **** examination in the first place.

How could Cheng Lao San, a **** kid, master some weird and maddening inspection methods.

As for Zhao Kun, he couldn't help but rushed to the side.

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"Cheng...Cheng is too often, can't there be other ways?"

Looking back at his father, whose expression was as dark as the bottom of a pot with his clothes on his belly, Chang Sun Chong felt that not only his face was black, but his eyes began to turn black.

Cheng Chubi, as a medical worker who knows how to put himself in the hands of patients, gave more pertinent suggestions after some consideration.

"Really not. If your father is not happy, just let the hero who gave your father a pierced eye to come over, and I will point him to him."

Chang Sun nodded slantingly, thought for a while, couldn't help but put forward his own suggestion. "The one who is not called a hero, is called the eldest son Zhongping, he is the housekeeper in our house..."

"Chengchengchengcheng, you want to call him everything, you quickly call him over, but you have to admit that you have the courage to pay for your father..."

There was a sudden violent coughing sound from behind the wall, and Cheng Chubi's face instantly turned dark, and he shut up quickly.

Damn it! His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in epic equipment actually eavesdropped on the corner of the wall. Eavesdropping on such a sensitive topic is also drunk.

Although it was said before, the privacy of patients should be kept secret, but now, no wonder I am.

I can't let your eldest grandson Wuji smash that bit of trouble, I'll kill His Majesty the Emperor of Tang Dynasty, right?

Besides, it doesn’t matter who kills who is. That old guy is fat and strong, and I don’t necessarily beat him...