Now I finally know what "self-inflicted and cannot live", you see, "The two words combine movement and static, with clear intention, and clear expression. Hu Sanniang jumped in the middle and yelled "kick the hall". The tiger is majestic, but she If you say "fight", "we are here to find trouble" or even "we are here to conquer you", the effect will be much worse, and others may not take it seriously.

What do you say I have nothing to do to teach her to "kick the gym"?

When she shouted, the people on both sides were a little dazed. The voter on the right seemed to be away. They were all wearing open-breasted suits, black belts on their waists, and bare feet. They looked more pretended to be B. Some of them shouted, "Have you made an appointment?"

…have an appointment?

The man shouted again: "We didn't make an appointment to line up, we came first."

Damn it, it seems that the tiger is quite popular in the industry, and the people who play the game are queuing.

I pulled Hu Sanniang back and told her the situation in a whisper. She laughed like a flower without having to do it herself. She stepped back and said to the two gangs: "Then you fight first." Both groups stared at us fiercely. The situation was very unfavorable. It seemed that they both regarded us as reinforcements of the other side. The sum of their two sides added up to 100, so I have no idea how to do it.

The people on the left are all wearing sportswear, and they are the host of the Tiger Martial Arts Hall. However, no one from the 12th anniversary of our school is there. It seems that this is a group of apprentices who have just entered school, but they are all five big and three rough, and they are definitely not good.

Then one person walked out from the Taofuzhong and the sportswear crowd. Both of them were tall people close to 2, with broad shoulders and thick backs. If they walked with their arms around, they would not be able to get out through ordinary doors, and the two of them seemed to be born. It's very similar. Dong Ping must like this person with a bald head wearing earrings and a full neck with tuna tattoos.

The two big gangsters also really meant to sympathize with each other, and the bald head representing the Taoist fans bowed slightly at the tuna first. Said: "We are in the Red Dragon Dojo. The main content of our dojo is judo and taekwondo. I heard that the Guiwu Hall uses traditional Dahongquan as its main subject, so I have come to confirm the observation."

The tuna held a fist in a formal way and said, "You also know that we have traditional martial arts, so how about going to learn foreign gadgets?"

The bald head smiled and said: "I heard that Mr. Du Lao Du, the master of your pavilion, has always repelled foreign martial arts. I can't imagine that his disciples are inferior to others. Have you ever thought about this man? We need to learn from each other. Why are Judo and Taekwondo included in the Olympic Games? This shows that it must have a broad and profound side. Taking a step back, at least it shows that they have more sports and competitive spirit..."

Well, besides knowing that Tiger's surname is Du, I also heard such high talks. I never thought that the bald head was so clever and eloquent. The president of the Olympic Committee may not have his level.

The tuna waved his hand: "Less nonsense, it may not be reasonable to exist. If I have the final say and cancel all the Olympic Games, I will keep the table tennis!"

This is a bit turbulent. Besides, didn’t you make the Olympics a World Table Tennis Championship? But tuna is by no means as simple as I thought, the following paragraph is really shocking!

"What are you doing in Taekwondo? Isn't it just splitting thin wooden boards every day? You patted your left atrium and said that you are embarrassed to call it martial arts. Then look at your judo. Putting on filial piety and practicing small captures is not a small capture? How about your breath?

The bald head became excited: "The opponent's debating friend has a biased understanding of these two fighting techniques. We are indeed more inclined to foreign kung fu. But it is also because of this that it is easy to be quick. Now the pace of life is so fast, who has it? It takes two hours to take a step with a horse? So you see now that young people are in gymnasiums like ours, who is going to learn Tai Chi?"

The tuna shouted tragically: "MB's, this is impetuous..."

What a great debate between Jianzong and Qizong, aroused my countless thoughts. This debate further confirmed the sentence: hooligans are not terrible, just because they are afraid of being educated. Lin Chong on the side was so fooled by them that he nodded again and again. Hu Sanniang was sleepy, while Duan Jingzhu looked around.

The bald head saw that there was a disagreement with the tuna, and said: "We each send 10 people, what?"

Tuna: "It's good to dare to love."

Bald head: "We only use judo and taekwondo."

Tuna: "Naturally, we only use Dahongquan."

The two returned to the team, and each introduced a big man, Dahongquan against the enemy Taekwondo, an unprecedented battle is about to begin! I hurried to wake Sanniang Hu, she rubbed her eyes and said, "I haven't gotten a fight yet?"

I said: "It's coming, it's coming, watch it." She immediately became energetic.

People on both sides withdrew two or three meters each. The man in the GI suit bowed, the man in the GI suit bowed, the man in the GI suit gave a fist, and then both of them stepped back at the same time and opened the shelf. The man in the suit had his feet parallel, his body squatted slightly, and he was still keeping a horse stance. The two men stared at each other's eyes and slowly circled the field.

Hu Sanniang also became tense. She put an arm on my shoulder and watched intently.

Then the two people went around in a circle, and they could see that they were both very cautious. It was about the collective honor and their own beliefs. Then... make another circle.

Hu Sanniang's eyes dimmed immediately, and she murmured, "Fight, why don't you fight?"

At this time, the man in Taoist suit suddenly got into trouble, with a "hey" straight punch, and the man in sports suit "ha" dodged.

Just as Hu Sanniang was about to applaud, the two on the court kept a distance, and continued to go around... Hu Sanniang was dumbfounded and said, "What the **** is this?"

I was a little tired of standing, and I was afraid that I would miss a good show by walking away. In the end, the two of them just walked around. I simply ran to the sidelines and pulled a training mat to sit down. Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu met, and one of them went to pull. One came over and greeted Lin Chong politely: "Sit down, sit down and watch."

When we are all seated, the two of them are still eternally...circling around. With a point in the field as the center and the distance to either of them as the radius, these two brothers orbit like two satellites.

Just when we were desperate, the Taoist man kicked each other with a whip leg

The man in sportswear hugged him and gave him a kick to trip him and jumped away. Unfortunately, one leg was still in his arms and he could only beat with a stick and fist, but he was certainly He couldn’t hit the man in sportswear. The man in sportswear tried to throw him down several times and failed. So the two of them just hugged his thigh and didn’t let go, and the other jumped and jumped like a big fairy—he is better than a bun’s. The balance is far worse. I think I lifted one of the legs of the bun with her... er, it was too lascivious, and I continued to watch the game.

At this time, Lin Chong smiled and said, "It's better to watch the two people quarrel just now." I deeply agree.

His words reached the bald ears, and the shameless bald head couldn't help but scold the man in the road suit on the court: "Shoot the flying leg!"

A word to awaken the dreamer, the man in the Taoist suit leaped into the air on one foot when he heard the words, and just kicked the door to the opponent. Of course, the man in the sportswear refused to give him this opportunity to perform, so he let him go, the man in the Taoist suit "Oh" fell to the ground with a terrible cry. The man in sportswear representing the glorious tradition of Dahongquan fell to the ground because he couldn't keep his balance...

Shame, shame!

In other words, I don’t have a narrow nationalist plot, nor am I blindly admiring foreigners. In fact, these two people are really embarrassing. I am not exaggerating. Of course, from the lineup, the Tigers are almost all newbies. , Then it makes sense. Regarding the Red Dragon Museum, I only later learned that this is actually a newly opened place a few days ago. The three museum owners are all Korean students. After dealing with the heavy schoolwork, I learned a little bit. I feel that I am very authentic, and I have made a ambition to dominate the world. I heard that the Tiger Martial Arts Museum is very popular and the owner of the Tiger Martial Arts Center is definitely a reasonable person in terms of martial arts. They are listed as the first object to be defeated, in order to be well-known in the industry.

To put it bluntly, the two sides who are now fighting are a gang of passionate hooligans, but one carrying the traditional martial arts banner on their shoulders. A vanguard consciously responsible for sweeping away parochial nationalism, almost produced this classic Tiger Hall battle.

Both players in the game fell into the dust. This time the tuna came out with embarrassed eyebrows and said, "How about a tie for us this time? Let's enter the second game." The bald head hurriedly said, "It's exactly what the hero sees."

So the two sides selected one more person, just about to start the fight, a sweeping aunt mysteriously appeared from the crowd, waving her hand loudly and said: "Wait!" She saw her chicken skins and cranes, white eyebrows drooping, and her eyes calmly. . It is the style of the suzerain that everyone can't help but be taken aback.

The aunt stretched out her hand from behind and pulled out something. Seeing that it was about two feet long, it was a white brush with a pole, and there was a small Muggle head on top of her head. Thousands of colored ribbons were tied around her head, facing the wind. Shake, Puling Ling is really awe-inspiring and murderous. It is a hand-made mop.

The aunt squeezed the mop in the bucket a few times and said, "Wait until I wipe it off, so you don't have to go home if the clothes are dirty and have to be washed by the wife."

Then we watched the aunt pounding the floor. Three minutes later, the aunt straightened her waist and said with a smile: "Now you go away again, make sure your clothes are not dirty..."

The game continued. After the accumulation of experience in the previous game and the interruption of the aunt, both sides of the game were full of emotions. As soon as the man in the suit got on the court, he grabbed the man in the No. 2 sportswear.|clothes. The technique is extremely fierce, but for the time being, I can’t see whether he wants to use his hand or he wants to tickle each other. The sportswear man grabbed his chest and obviously wanted to use the "back sack". The two hugged each other and twisted. For a while, no one can do anything about it, Tao Fu Nan realizes that if he wants to make his opponent fall to the ground, he must play the game. So an old tree crouched on his opponent to strangle him. The sportswear man wisely used an old man to push the cart, and this made the man lying on him curl up, and the Taoist man was wobbly. The mansion was decayed, and he simply knocked down the sportswear man, quickly set a Guanyin sitting on the lotus, and the sportswear man made a lazy donkey roll and threw him down...

These two moves are getting more and more weird. Gradually, I am no longer famous. You must know that I haven't bought a Japanese dish for a long time. Anyway, in the end, both of them were panting, and stood still in a classic "69" stalemate. Daofu and sportswear audiences were full of enthusiasm. They shouted for good luck.

Hu Sanniang yawned and said, "I can't live this day. When will I be tall?"

I said, "There is still 8 when they can't move."

Hu Sanniang said in shock: "When will it be our turn to kick the gym?"

This woman... She Sisimu is here to play.

Hu Sanniang stepped forward and lifted the two of them one by one. The two men were originally tall and tall men, but because they fluttered on the ground for a long time, their bodies were all curled up. Now Sanniang Hu is carried in his hands, one looks like a koala. , A tarsier, looks very weird.

As a result, people on both sides screamed together: "Sure enough, there are helpers!"

My heart sank, Hu Sanniang is indeed a troublesome genius mature woman, I saw that she unceremoniously kicked the two of them, and cursed: "The two three-legged cats also ran out of shame. See it now."

As a result, the Taoist and the sportswear members treated us as each other’s helpers, and the people on both sides flocked to Hu Sanniang. She did not hurriedly threw out the people in her hands like a hidden weapon, and rushed to the forefront. The local people each had a big ear scrape, and they heard a series of "a"s, and beat the first group of people back. Hu Sanniang waved his hands to Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu and said, "What are you looking at, don't you help?"

The two of them didn’t get all the orders to follow my instructions this time. They suffocated again and didn’t look at my winks. They rushed into the crowd from left to right, and hit people when they saw them. Lin Chong stood up, and someone went up immediately. Before the challenge, he bounced a few people away. Seeing that this one had been settled, he took a few steps to catch up with the aunt sweeping, took the mop in her hand, swiped a spear, and flew two sportswear consorts, one Returning to the carbine, he stabbed another Taoist congregation, because the mop was still wet, and the head of the mop was on the white clothes, and the mud print was very conspicuous like a black peony.

Lin Chong flicked the mop from the left to the right and hit the top and the bottom, but the victim was invincible. Because of the mop to relieve the strength, Lin Chong just didn’t have to worry about hurting people too much.

The mop made the flowers clustered, and people were constantly being picked up by him.

At first, these two groups of people rushed toward each other, but they were disturbed by Hu Sanniang and they all rushed toward our people. When a dozen or so people lay down, the two groups tacitly united with each other. Duan Jingzhu was originally sitting on the mat with his back facing us, and he was concentrating on lifting his trouser legs to watch the dog bite. The sound in the back, and he was indifferent. As a result, he was kicked and somersaulted. Realizing that the situation has changed rapidly, the man wanted to kick him again, but he grabbed his feet and pulled him to the ground. Duan Jing lived on his stomach and stomped on his stomach, cursing, "Damn, everything is not going well today. Dog bites everywhere." He was a horse thief, and he was stunned. The Taoist man who was stepped on by him yelled, but a few people in sportswear came forward to rescue him. Duan Jingzhu took a look. I couldn't deal with it, so I pulled the feet of the man who was lying on the ground and ran, and then drew a distance from the person chasing him. He stepped on both feet of the man in the GI suit, and continued to run when he caught up.

As for me, I have been wondering for a long time: how did this fight come about? Of course, my hands are not slow. The first time Lin Chong took away aunt's mop, I took the aunt's wooden broom, and the aunt grabbed me and said, "Don't break it!"

I originally wanted to step on the broom head and use it as a short stick. I heard her say that I had to hold it upside down. I quickly observed the terrain. One stepped up the thin and narrow iron staircase, guarding in the middle, two of them didn’t know. The life-and-death sportswear people came up to challenge, and I shook my head and face. This place is really an important way for everyone, haha.

I was standing on the stairs, holding my broom upside down, and setting up a pergola to watch the battle. Now we are completely besieged by tigers and red dragons. They are already very friendly to each other, and even have brief exchanges. The conclusion is that our group of people are "kicking hall + kicking hall", we must cut the grass and root.

But the situation is still favorable for us. Although Hu Sanniang is a female generation, that is the general of the moment. I used to use double swords, and her arm strength is probably a little stronger than Zhan Xugang. She opened her fist to create a **** path for crooked melons and dates, quickly use the nunchakus, hum ha ha, oh no, yes. Use the double knife quickly. Hum ha ha-Damn, no rhyming.

With the cover and help of Sanniang Hu and Lin Chong, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu naturally played well, and these people can't compare with 12 Taibao. These two little boys are angry, but the problem of Li Jingshui kicking people in the crotch should be corrected. At most, we are kicking. The people's hall is endless.

Lin Chong, needless to say, the mop is like a summoned beast in his hands. The dunbu was as black as a black dragon's head, and it fell down wherever it went, especially those in Taoist suits, the pandas that were hit, and the dalmatians who were thrown off. The most curious thing is that Lin Chong actually had one on him. There is no water point. It seems that I have time to learn this Lin Jia gun, and I will fight later. There is no need to look for slabs where there is a clean construction site.

Looking at Duan Jingzhu again, I was sweating a lot, and he was still pulling the man to run, circling the whole martial arts gym again and again, this man was too vengeful! The person who was pulled by him was helpless, and he simply held his head and let him run. Seeing that it was better than a stroll in the courtyard, it was really a bit of a rickshaw. Duan Jingzhu ran in front of the aunt sweeping twice, and the third time the aunt said: "My child, the sweep is clean enough, sprinkle some water on him to change it—"

Seeing that the situation was very good, and there was nothing wrong with me, I sat down and looked at my watch. When it was time for dinner, I started worrying about Xiang Yu again, and just wanted to call him. After thinking about it, I called Master Li. After the phone was connected, I lowered my voice and asked her, "Is it convenient to talk?"

Master Li smiled and said, "We have finished our meal."

"Oh, how?"

"I left Big Brother Xiang and Zhang Bing alone, and I said I still have something to do."

"What did Zhang Bing say?"

"I didn't say anything, he looked very happy. Big Brother Xiang performed well. Although he was a little nervous at first, he also talked and laughed later."

I sighed, "You can play at a super level as soon as you pick a girl. It's a man's nature." Then I asked Master Li again, "Where are you now?"

"I'm waiting for my cousin, I will watch her wedding dress with her in the afternoon..."

It may be that my voice was a little loud, and I was finally discovered by one person: bald.

The leader is like this, always sees farther than others, thinks a lot, dare to challenge the most powerful enemy, in the melee, I idle on the phone, bored with the broom to light the iron point on the stairs, look Going up is so lonely and proud, as if it's too cold to stand up high, just my appearance deserves no one to come up and die.

The bald head rushed up without believing evil. I held the phone in one hand and swished the broomstick from a high position. After two strokes, his arm was swollen. This kid is not stupid, so I went to the aunt to raise an iron dustpan and kill again. come over. UU reading www.uukanshu.cóm

At this time, Master Li said, "Cousin, what kind of wedding dress do you like?"

I drew my bald dustpan and said, "Don't be too exposed...Dangdang...but show your figure...Dangdang..."

Master Li said, "What are you doing?"

The bald head had a dustpan as a cover, and forced it up one step by one. I stepped back and said: "Cousin, wait a while, brother is a little busy..."

With his bald head on the dustpan, with a triumphant smile in his eyes, he also saw that as long as he pushed me to the ground, I was definitely not his.

At this critical moment, I finally discovered his flaw-he didn't wear shoes.

I squeezed the phone, pretending to be doing useless work, slowly lowered my body, and then shouted: "Dugu Nine Swords-Broken Foot Style!" The broom slammed firmly on his toes, and the bald screamed. , Rolled downstairs with his feet.

I swiped it twice, and then made a posture of returning the sword to its sheath, picked up the phone and continued: "And your bridesmaid's dress, you must buy the most beautiful..."

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