The Fall of the Vampire

"Chee, also celestial teacher, why don't you say that you are an angel?" Ximenqing whispered in a voice that can be heard in the whole house, "Isn't he just the last Taoist in the village? Newcomer."

　　 Song Yunwu had a dark face, and took out a sword tied with copper money from under the skirt, and gritted his teeth and said: "Ximen Qing, you say one more word, your head is gone, do you believe it?"

　　 "Hey-if you have something to say, don't use weapons," Ximenqing immediately hid behind Qin Yuyao, with the cushion on her chest pressed against her back, "Against violence! We want harmony!"

Qin Yuyao has been confused by this series of things. She doesn't know whether she should be afraid or surprised. The monsters and ghosts in this house are very frightening at first sight, but after just a while, she is only left with thick I'm spitting out.

　　 [What kind of monsters are these? ! Who gave the addictive attributes? Am I dreaming? 】

　　 Song Yunwu finished Ximen's love, and then looked at Qin Yuyao.

　　 "It seems you haven't noticed it yet."

　　 "Wh, what?" Qin Yuyao was startled. Although Song Yunwu said she was a human being, she was still hesitant to believe it.

　　 Song Yunwu said: "My leasing information has been specially processed and cannot be seen by ordinary people. Since you can see it, it means that you are not ordinary, but you have not found it yet."

　　 "Huh?" Qin Yuyao was dumbfounded, "You mean...I am not a human?"

　　 "It's not like that," Song Yunwu said, "I mean, you may be a monster, you may be an alien, or you may be a normal human with superpowers like me."

　　 "Yeah...you can't be regarded as a normal human anymore, right." Qin Yuyao vomited subconsciously.

This made Song Yunwu very embarrassed and forced to change the topic: "Anyway! You have no need to be afraid. No one here will hurt you. In fact, I heard that you worked with Ximen Qing for a few days, and you think she is The kind of aggressive monster? No, she is a salted fish at best, or the kind that has been marinated for thousands of years."

　　 "But...but the knife on her back..." Qin Yuyao still hesitated.

"Oh, you said this," Ximen Qing looked behind him, "I just accidentally fell in the kitchen and knocked over the knife holder. The knife fell and just got in. It was not someone who wanted it. Kill me."

　　 "What are you doing in the kitchen so late?" Song Yunwu keenly discovered the blind spot, "Did you steal my tomatoes again?"

　　 "No, it was done by the dumb boy." Ximenqing pointed to Damenzi who was still lying on the sofa and retched, and decisively sold a wave of teammates.

　　 Song Yunwu was unmoved: "Believe you will have ghosts, you will wait for me!"

　　 Simon stuck out his tongue in love, indicating that he was not afraid of power.

　　 Qin Yuyao said again: "I was asleep before, and I woke up from a chill."

"Oh, this must be a little guy," Ximen Qing said, "When you didn't come, she liked to sneak into the house from your room. Today you suddenly moved in and closed the windows. I guess she just wanted You open a window."

　　 Song Yunwu looked at the water stains on the floor and sneered: "This guy has probably been hiding in the swimming pool for most of the day. I thought I wouldn't have to pay rent?"

　　 The little guy who is lying on the ground still pretends to be cool with his immature voice: "I, don't get the money."

　　 "If you don't have money, you can pay for it!" Song Yunwu sneered, "Aren't you a wolf? Go and catch a wild boar or a blind bear. It's enough to cover your rent for one year."

　　 "I, like a pigeon killer, I only kill people."

　　 "Then how many people have you killed?"

　　 "...in the future, there will be."

"Oh~~~" Song Yunwu sighed and said to Qin Yuyao, "Look at this house, a drunkard, a primary school student, a slut, and finally came you, a normal person who can accompany me to dinner. , Don't you go, okay?"

　　 said, she also used the blink of an eye to sell cuteness that she had sealed since graduating from high school.

　　 Qin Yuyao hadn't spoken yet, and the Ximen love behind her couldn't help but said: "You are so good."

"roll!"

　　 Song Yunwu habitually wants to use the cushion of Ximen's love, but this time she has Qin Yuyao's shield, so she can't help it.

　　 But how is the charter wife so good-natured?

　　 "Ximen Qing, tomorrow and Saturday, you don't need to go to kindergarten, so please accompany me to participate in the fan exhibition."

　　 "Oh-I finally have a weekend so I don't want to go out! I will die in the sun!" Ximen Qing immediately cried out of suffering.

However, Song Yunwu did not move at all: "This fanzine was originally created by the two of us. Don't you want to be honest? And you think you have the right to refuse? Remember the last time you stole my tomatoes. I said Have you ever?"

　　 Ximen Qing was shocked: "Don't! Everything else is easy to say, just let the rent increase! I'll starve to death!"

　　 "You are a zombie, you die a wool."

　　 Ximen Qing whispered to Qin Yuyao: "See you, UU reading www.uukanshu.com. This is the face of a capitalist. It is cruel to ask me to go out to participate in the show in broad daylight as a zombie."

　　 Qin Yuyao: "..." She was not in that mood to complain.

　　 Song Yunwu said that she was abnormal, maybe it was a monster, which made her very confused. Before today, she thought that monsters were just legends. Now that she suddenly came out, how could she accept it? She doesn't have enough brains.

　　【It would be nice if the puppies can also be used as brains. ] She really thought so.

　　 Qin Yuyao did not move out of Xiliang Demon Village after all.

　　 At first, she felt that with her abilities as an ordinary person, it was impossible to escape by herself if she was entangled by a monster, and it would be worse if she angered the monster.

　　 Come second, also because of Song Yunwu's remarks, she thought what if it was true? What if you are a monster, alien, or superpower? She wanted to satisfy her curiosity.

　　 The third and most important thing... She has a big chest and a big heart. She thinks these monsters look harmless, and where can she find a house with such a good monthly rent of 1,000?

　　 When she woke up and went downstairs the next morning, she found that Daen Zi was alone on the sofa. No one seemed to remember to take her back to the room last night.

　　 There was Ximen Qing's blood on the kitchen floor. She took a few napkins and wiped it.

　　 wiping, she suddenly thought of a question... Will the monster have an aunt?

　　 With this thought, she subconsciously looked at the door purple on the sofa.

　　 She seems to be a monster of the white bone spirit, she has no flesh and blood, she should... no?

　　 No, so curious! I really want to open her bag to see if there are any related supplies in it.

　　 [What brand do youkai use? 】

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