The Fall of the Vampire

Wen Liang’s Weibo post can be summed up in a few points:

1. The random adaptation of "A Chinese Journey to the West" disrespects the masterpiece and destroys the national culture.

2. Animated movies are for children to watch, and those who still tout animated movies are immature.

3. The film crew of "A Chinese Journey to the West" hyped up and used improper means to crowd out other works of the same period and preempt the filming schedule.

4. The movies he made are really good, but unfortunately no one can understand them.

Thousands of words are eloquent, comparable to a chapter of other people's novels. It can only be said that it is worthy of being a director, and the writing is so emotional and touching that people who don't know it may really be persuaded by him after reading it.

It's a pity that when he opened more than a dozen comments on his Weibo, he found that several of them were "too long, don't read".

"I fuck you!" Wen Liang was so angry that he almost dropped his phone.

He hated it so much, why did he only have so many fans as a big director? This is so unreasonable!

"People nowadays really don't have any aesthetics at all." He cursed while pouring boiling water.

With a click, the cup cracked and boiling water splashed all over his pants.

"Ahh! Fuck!" He jumped up in pain, but accidentally stepped on the water glass with his foot, and the pain caused him to scream like a pig again.

He wanted to call for help, but found out that his wife had already run away with Lao Wang next door, and the nanny had resigned because of his sexual harassment. He was the only one in the whole family, so he limped and changed his pants and socks, and then took the glass bag downstairs to throw it away.

When I arrived at the place where the garbage was thrown out, I met an aunt in a sanitation uniform and said, "What kind of garbage are you?"

Wen Liang: "Huh???"

The aunt pointed to the bag in his hand: "What kind of garbage are you?"

"I... I'm not trash!" Wen Liang was so angry, could this person speak? He simply turned around and left with the bag in his hand. I won't throw it away today, what's the matter?

"It's not garbage, why are you here? Awu eggs!" The aunt also cursed in a low voice, and then continued to say to the next person, "Hey, put the wet garbage bag over there for the dry garbage, did you pick the crayfish head? Make sure it's clear Slightly."

Wen Liang returned home with the trash in his hands, but when he touched the pocket, his expression changed. Oops, I was in a hurry to go out just now, and I forgot to bring the key.

I had no choice but to go to the gate of the community to match.

"Boss, how much is a key?"

"140, do you deserve it?" the boss said without raising his head while eating.

Wen Liang's face changed again, is he overthinking? Why do I always feel weird listening to other people talking recently?

But he still endured and said: "It is worthy."

"How many do you have?"

"I..." He really wanted to throw the broken glass out of the bag, how did this man talk? "I'm not worthy."

"You don't deserve it." The boss continued.

Wen Liang almost vomited blood, but seeing the boss's strong biceps, he endured it.

[I am a big director and a celebrity, why do I have to be serious with a petty citizen? lose points. 】

Thinking of this, he left the key shop and planned to find another one to provide keys.

On the way, he saw a blind fortune-teller setting up a stall at the gate of their community. He didn't believe it at first, but the wound on the sole of his foot was so painful that he couldn't walk anymore, so he planned to use the fortune-telling stool to sit down.

As a result, he sat down, and the fortune teller asked him, "What are you?"

Wen Liang: "..."

What about the knife? Someone please give me a knife!

He got up straight away, opened the app, called an express car, and was about to go to the hospital.

As a result, the car did not come after waiting for a long time, so he contacted the driver on the APP.

"What's going on? Where's your car? How long have I been waiting?"

The driver replied: "Where are you? I went around several times and didn't see you."

"I'm right here! Look at the location." Wen Liang replied, cursing: "No one has found any broken driver."

After a while, the driver replied, "I don't think you have figured out where you are."

"I..." Wen Liang cursed more than a dozen times at the phone, but after a closer look, it seemed that he really had a problem with his positioning. This broken navigation, since the voice sister of the original navigation was married, he uninstalled that and replaced it with a new one, resulting in frequent bugs.

I had no choice but to contact the driver again and report the specific address. After a lot of tossing around like this, he finally arrived at the hospital. It was already 1:30 in the afternoon when he came out of the hospital after bandaging his wound.

He was eating lunch, but he has been hungry until now because of the boiling water. Looking around, I found a cart selling boxed lunches and walked over to buy one.

The other party obviously also spotted him, and took the initiative to push the cart over: "Sir, do you want food?"

Wen Liang's whole body trembled, and he almost shuddered.

"I have money! No food!"

"Don't want it?" Seeing that he didn't want it, he pushed the cart away. You have money to take care of my affairs, do you need to run up to me and shout? I don't bother to talk to you if I don't buy food.

Wen Liang was so aggrieved that he died, so he simply endured the hunger and went home. He didn't want to be asked "Do you want food" anymore.

It was only when I got home that I realized that I hadn't assigned my key yet.

Had to go back to the key. As soon as he went downstairs, he saw a courier boy coming by on a tricycle. He remembered that he seemed to have bought some computer accessories online the day before yesterday, and he should have arrived by then.

So he walked over and asked, "Can I see if my stuff has arrived?"

The courier boy stopped and asked, "What are you?"

Wen Liang only felt a buzzing sound in his head, his eyes were spinning and he fell to the ground. He was still carrying a bag of broken glass in his hand.

My head is full of "what kind of rubbish are you?", "Are you worthy", "what are you", "you haven't figured out your position", "do you want food", "what are you"...

The next day, a piece of news titled "The director of the movie XXX that is currently being screened is bizarrely hospitalized, and he is still in a coma. His ex-wife filed an application for property division with the court" was on the hot search, which also led to the attention of this movie. The popularity has increased a lot, and the box office has also risen a little.

I don't know if it's a blessing in disguise.

...

Rewind the time to noon that day.

The location turned to the Pacific Ocean.

A group of dolphins are jumping in the sea, drawing a beautiful arc.

One of the white dolphins was sitting on a beautiful blonde woman.

Her "0v0" expression appeared on the surface of the sea and then fell into the bottom of the sea.

Isn't this Ajani? She has been drifting on the sea like this for more than half a month. Although she really wanted to go to the capital to find Song Yunge, she couldn't because of various reasons.

When a plane crashes, when a volcano erupts, when it is eaten by a monster, when it is taken away by a dolphin...

"I hope Ximenqing is in a better mood recently. She will help me take care of him when she is in a good mood." Adjani silently made a wish in her heart.