The Fall of the Vampire

Quanji Restaurant is one of the famous restaurants in Beijing, and there are countless people who come here every day, so it is very rare to get a table here, let alone a private seat on the second floor.

On this day, a table on the second floor was filled with Quanji's signature dishes, many of which were dishes from the Imperial Dining Room. The money that most people earn in a year may not be enough to buy half a table.

But facing such a table full of dishes, only one person was moving his chopsticks.

This person's name is not important, just call him Xia Bai.

Xia Bai picked up a lion's head, wobbled it to his mouth, first licked the sauce, and then bit down.

"Well—" He showed an expression of extreme enjoyment, and then said to the shadow behind him, "Xun Ye, do you really not want to eat?"

A voice sounded directly in his head: "Zombies don't need to eat, we just need to absorb the moonlight."

"That's really a pity," Xia Bai muttered while eating, "How much fun will be lost? Life is all about eating, drinking, having fun, women... and pretending to be aggressive. It's too bad not to eat?"

Xun Ye replied: "At this price, we have gained more, at least I don't regret it."

"Really, then why do you think the leader has been refusing to turn me into a zombie? I've obviously been begging her for so long." Xia Bai put down his chopsticks depressedly.

He really wanted to have a deeper connection with the leader, but every time he brought it up, she would refuse and tell him "the time has not come".

He looked out the window: "It's already noon, why hasn't my time arrived yet?"

While talking, suddenly there was a commotion on the first floor.

The middle of the second floor of Quanji is designed like a patio, so you can directly see what happened on the first floor.

Xia Bai glanced over there, and saw a fair and clean young man surrounded by a group of people.

The people around him should be Quanji's thugs. After all, the store is getting bigger, and security must be the top priority. In order to prevent people from making trouble, the store keeps a group of thugs all year round.

There was another person outside the crowd, this person Xia Bai knew, he was a waiter, and he greeted Xia Bai when he entered the store.

The situation is very clear, the boy beat the waiter for some reason, and then the thugs came out to deal with him.

Facing the seven or eight sticks covered with iron sheets, the young man didn't have much fear, but he said indignantly: "He did it first, you people in the city are so overbearing, you won't even give in to fight back."

The shopkeeper was there to order: "Shoot him out, beat him out, break his hands and feet, and then report to the official!"

The thugs naturally respected the order, and a group of people attacked the boy together.

The boy dodged nimbly, knocking down several thugs one after another under the call of a group of sticks, but he himself was also hit several times. Grinning his teeth, he was clearly in pain.

Xia Bai asked, "What is his route?"

Xun Ye in the shadow said: "It's just ordinary boxing skills, but this young man has good talent. It's rare to see this level at such a young age."

"But he was still beaten all over his head." Xia Bai said.

"That's natural. Martial arts are not immortal arts. Two fists can't beat four hands. In addition, these thugs are not trash. How can it be possible if he doesn't pay a price?"

As soon as Xun Ye finished speaking, the boy had already defeated the last thug, but he himself was also injured a little bit. The most obvious one was a red mark on his forehead, which was caused by a stick. If it were someone else, he would have passed out long ago.

"Come on! Come on!" The startled shopkeeper hurriedly called out another group of thugs, drawing all the strength of the restaurant.

When the young man saw so many people coming, he immediately felt a headache and was about to run away.

At this moment, Xia Bai lay down on the railing on the second floor and shouted: "Hey, this is my guest, why are you beating him?"

"Ah?" The shopkeeper was surprised when he saw that it was a guest on the second floor.

Xia Bai whispered to Xun Ye, "I guess he's complaining about why I didn't say it earlier, and I have to wait until it's done."

Xun Ye said: "Mister, why do you want to intervene? Could it be that the storyteller has a lot of stories, and you want to be bold and make friends?"

"Go, go, don't talk if you can't talk. What are storytellers? My stories are much more exciting than theirs. Another day I will tell you an infinitely terrifying story to open your eyes."

While Xia Bai and Xun Ye were talking, the problem on the first floor had also been resolved. Because it was the distinguished guest on the second floor who spoke, the shopkeeper didn't bother the young man anymore, but asked someone to lead the young man to Xia Bai's table.

Seeing the delicacies on the table, the boy swallowed obviously, and at the same time his stomach growled more obviously.

"Are you hungry?" Xia Bai asked.

The teenager nodded.

"Don't you have any money?"

The boy continued to nod.

"Do you want to eat these?"

The boy nodded excitedly: "Yes, can I?"

"Of course not," Xia Bai broke open a big lobster and said, "I paid for this, so why should I give it to you for free?"

"Uh..." The young man was like a carp that was about to leap over the dragon gate but was knocked down by a stick, and went straight down.

Xia Bai bit the lobster and said, "Are you complaining that since I didn't invite you to eat, why did I ask you those questions?"

The boy looked up at him, then nodded hesitantly.

"The answer is very simple," Xia Bai said with a smile, "With someone drooling with greed watching, do you think it will increase your appetite?"

The boy's eyes widened, as if to say, "That's why you called me up? Are you a devil?"

In fact, Xia Bai guessed that he probably thought so in his heart.

"Oh, I'm just kidding, sit down and eat," Xia Bai pointed to the stool by the table and said, "I can't finish all these things by myself, so it doesn't matter if I share with you."

The boy was overjoyed immediately, it turned out he was just joking.

He sat down in a hurry, picked up his chopsticks and prepared to pick up some food.

But at this time Xia Bai suddenly said again: "Wait a minute!"

"Al-Is there anything else?" The young man couldn't bear it any longer, and he wondered if the person in front of him was messing with him on purpose.

Xia Bai said: "Eat, of course you can, but there is no free lunch in the world. If you eat my meal, you have to answer a few questions from me."

"Okay, okay, just ask." The young man impatiently put a piece of Dongpo meat into his mouth, sucked it in, and then picked up the rice bowl and rushed the rice into his mouth.

A mouth full, like a hamster.

Xia Bai complained: "There are dishes on this table, and you actually eat rice? It's really real."

The teenager chewed hard a few times, then swallowed the food in his mouth: "You haven't asked yet."

"Oh, by the way, let's start with the name first, what's your name?"

"My name is Jiang Jianhong, Jiang Shang's Jiang, Panzhi never had Jianhong's Jianhong."

"Brother Jiang Jianhong, is this your first time in the capital?"

"That's right, how did you find out?" Jiang Jianhong pulled two chicken legs, he was a little confused about whether to put one back.

Xia Bai waved his hand: "Take it all, take it all, just like you, a bumpkin entering the city, blind people can't see it."

"Haha!" Jiang Jianhong joyfully picked up two chicken legs and gnawed them left and right.

Xia Bai pushed a pot of peach juice over: "Eat slowly, don't choke, what are you doing in the capital?"

"Seeking immortality," Jiang Jianhong took the time to reply, "I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child. When I reached a certain level, I discovered that human beings have limits. If you want to break through this limit, you must reach an inhuman state. Teach me kung fu." My master told me that the only way to surpass a warrior is to become an immortal, and the most likely place for an immortal to appear is naturally at the feet of the Son of Heaven."

"If I had a stone mask in my hand, I would put it on your face immediately." Xia Bai complained.

"Huh? What?"

"It's nothing, I mean, your dream is about to be shattered."

"What!?" Jiang Jianhong stopped what he was doing and looked at Xia Bai, "Is it true that immortals are lying to children? Actually, they don't exist at all?"

"No, it exists," Xia Bai corrected, "It's just that your so-called immortals are actually gifted by God. You can only succeed when God lets you succeed. If God doesn't let you, any efforts you make will be meaningless .”

"That's great!" Jiang Jianhong, who thought he would be disappointed, was overjoyed when he heard Xia Bai's words, "The fairy is real!"

Xia Bai said: "Didn't you listen to me? This thing depends on fate. You can't do anything except wait for the pie to fall from the sky."

"That's better than no hope." Jiang Jianhong was full of fighting spirit, "And this is just your family's opinion. Maybe you don't know enough, but there is actually a way to become a fairy?"

Xia Bai: "..."

He originally wanted to hit Jiang Jianhong, but he didn't expect this guy to be so optimistic, but it made Xia Bai feel uncomfortable.

"Well, let me tell you the truth, there is indeed a method," Xia Bai said, "it is also the only method recognized by the whole world, do you want to know?"

"Yes, of course!" Jiang Jianhong said sincerely.

"Then you have to pass the test first." Xia Bai said.

"Test? What test?"

"It's very simple, my shoulders are sore, first rub my shoulders."

"Okay." Jiang Jianhong said and stood up.

Xia Bai exclaimed, "Wipe your hands! Wipe your hands! What do you want to do when you're so oily?"

"Oh oh oh."

In this way, from this day on, the High Priest of Tsing Yi Sect has an extra follower behind him, who is responsible for carrying bags, rubbing shoulders, beating legs, and beating street punks.

Due to Xia Bai's strong request, this follower would shout "Woo big, big wood" every time he threw a punch.

"Brother, here is your roast duck."

"Brother, drink water."

"Brother, are your legs sore?"

"Brother, who are we going to fight today?"

"Brother, sister-in-law is so beautiful."

...

At this time, Xia Bai would point to the world and say to Jiang Jianhong: "Little gradually, you have to find out, how can this black-bellied girl be your sister-in-law? The love in my heart will always be only the leader. Other women are crumbs, do you understand crumbs?"