The Fall of the Vampire

Zhou Yu is an orphan, in online novels, this should be the treatment of the protagonist.

But he is not, he is just an otaku who is too ordinary to be more ordinary.

With ordinary looks, average height, average grades, and all average IQEQ, he could not find the top "characteristics" in the first 20 years of his life, and he has almost become Saiki Kusuo's dream.

Until the age of 20, he encountered some accidents, suffered from human allergies, and almost died.

Fortunately, he was taken to Efang Palace, and after treatment, his symptoms were relieved.

The person who rescued him, or in other words, was no longer a human being, but a half-human, half-mechanical existence.

He told Zhou Yu that his name was Meng Tian, ​​and he was in charge of Afang Palace instead of Qin Shihuang. Because he transformed himself into a half-human, half-mechanical existence, he gained a near-immortal life.

However, after he truly lived forever, he realized that this is not such a beautiful thing.

The reason why life is colorful is precisely because it is short, and every minute and every second is worth cherishing. When this limit is untied, the initial happiness may be doubled, but this is overdrafting the future.

One hundred years, two hundred years... one thousand years, two thousand years...

Gradually, Meng Tian found that his mental state was getting worse and worse, and he felt that he was on the verge of collapse.

"If the sky has love, the sky will grow old, and human emotions cannot withstand the erosion of time," Meng Tian explained to Zhou Yu, "I can't hold on anymore, I'm about to eliminate my self-consciousness, and before that, I need a successor. "

In this way, Meng Tian, ​​who was tired of working, completely destroyed his "self" and became the same existence as other mech fighters in the arsenal. And Zhou Yu also became the temporary owner of Efang Palace.

At first, he also thought that there was something special about him that Meng Tian liked, that's why he was chosen to be the heir.

But later I learned from Ah Zhi that Meng Tian was already half-crazy at that time, and his method of selecting people was very simple, that is, blindly input a coordinate, and then arrest people. Pick whichever you catch.

This may be the luckiest time in Zhou Yu's life. For someone with human allergies, there is no better place to live than in a spaceship.

In this way, he lived in Efang Palace for 7 years. During this period, he also often returned to Earth, mainly for shopping, and some ingredients and clothes were secondary, mainly for the newly released figures, and he couldn't resist the temptation.

He had also encountered an evolutionary before, but Efang Palace's map cannon pointed at where to hit, and he was regarded as the eight murderers after killing one or two powerful evolutionaries. (Meng Tian used to be active on the earth. At that time, the Mysterious Alliance knew that there was an eight evil spirits in space.)

Of course, it's not without a little trouble. Because Zhou Yu is just an ordinary person, even with Ah Zhi's assistance, sometimes mistakes will inevitably occur when operating the system of Afang Palace.

It has happened more than once that the wrong coordinate input caused the wrong thing to be grabbed. For example, he wanted to catch saury again, but he caught a dragon...

Usually when this happens, he will quickly send back the things he caught. But last time when he was getting takeout, he was careless, and he was accidentally bumped into by the person who was caught up.

Just like that, the anaphylaxis broke out, and Zhou Yu passed out completely.

When he woke up again, he found himself lying on the bed, surrounded by a familiar space.

"Who moved me to the bed?" He remembered that he had fainted on the floor, "By the way, that woman!"

"Azhi! Call the monitoring!" He yelled out of habit.

As a result, a nice woman's voice was heard: "Good master."

Then pieces of projection screens popped up in front of him.

But his attention was not on these at all. When he turned his head, he saw a very beautiful girl with big breasts standing on the head of the bed.

"Ah—" Zhou Yu's first reaction was to shrink into the corner of the wall in fright, and wrapped himself tightly with the quilt.

Looking at the shivering quilt, Cui Mingyue complained in her heart, does this guy want to be a quilt master?

But still pretending to be a robot: "Please rest assured, master, I am an artificial intelligence carrier, a model 2800 bionic human, not a real person."

"Imitation, bionic person?" Zhou Yu stuck his head out and looked at her curiously, "Really?"

"it is true."

"Huh... Then I can rest assured, I was really shocked just now, when did you learn to do this, Azhi? You are naughty."

Seeing that he believed him, Cui Mingyue complained in her heart: [You have clearly seen my face before, why did you believe it so easily? 】

"Azhi," Zhou Yu said at this moment, "bring me my glasses."

"Okay master." An instruction popped up immediately in the vision, Cui Mingyue followed the instruction and found a glasses case and gave it to Zhou Yu.

Although he knew it was a bionic person, Zhou Yu still tried his best to keep away from Cui Mingyue.

He put on his glasses, looked up at Cui Mingyue again, and exclaimed: "Wow! Azhi, where did you find such a beautiful model!? Isn't this too beautiful?"

Hearing being praised, Cui Mingyue was quite happy in her heart: [It turns out that I am short-sighted, and I have good taste. 】

However, Zhou Yu then said: "I hate beautiful women."

Meow meow meow?

A question mark appeared on Cui Mingyue's head, what the hell? Hate beautiful women, could it be gay?

Perhaps out of resentment, she asked without Azhi's instructions: "May I change to a muscular and macho bionic?"

"Ah?" Zhou Yu looked confused, "Why do you want a muscular man?"

"There are other models with lush chest hair, skinny models, beer belly models, tender and fresh meat models, and young and handsome models to choose from."

"Hey, Azhi, is there a bug in your system? Why do you recommend me strange things?" Zhou Yu asked.

"Master, don't you like it?" Cui Mingyue showed doubts.

"Of course I don't like it!" Zhou Yu wondered, "As expected, it's artificial intelligence. There are too many places to grow. Anyway, you wrote it down for me. I don't need male bionics."

When he was reading infinite stream fan fiction before, he saw that someone could make a beautiful woman of equal strength, but in the end he made a muscular man or Fuber. At that time, he wanted to complain that such a person was kicked by a donkey? It's really disgusting.

Cui Mingyue then asked: "Does the master need an ugly bionic? There are obese, moon surface, washboard and other models to choose from."

"No!" Zhou Yu shouted quickly, "Don't guess, no matter how much I hate beautiful women, I don't like ugly women. Do you have any animal models here? I like cats, or dogs."

"Sorry, no."

Happy 520 to all single readers