The Fall of the Vampire

With apprehension, Lu Cheng posted this discovery to his group.

That is, "two-dimensional salted fish concentration camp".

"@All Members I seem to have found a very scary thing, is there any Dior big one for me to analyze [photo]"

This @, someone jumped out immediately.

"It's as big as Dior, but I can't analyze it for you. What did you post?"

"Dior's big +1, isn't this a 'end'? Is there a problem with writing the word 'end' after the comic is over?"

"Wait a minute, this picture...isn't it "Attack on Titan"?"

"What? "Giant" is over? Have I time-traveled?"

"I also discovered that this issue of "Giant" is so strange. The plot is obviously not over yet, so why did the word 'End' be typed? Is it a printing error?"

"+1, I also think it was a typo mistake, "Giant" is not some street comic, how could it be cut in half when it became so popular?"

"+10010, haha, group leader, what are you thinking? Is it possible that "Giant" will also be an eunuch?"

"But I just went to the official website and Weibo of 'Young Man You', and I didn't mean to explain it at all. What if I really want a eunuch?"

"[Non-existing emoji package], if "Giant" is an eunuch, I'll be a fifth-stage electric fan on the live broadcast day, okay, everyone feel free to take screenshots."

"+Me alone, how could this be an eunuch? Teacher Wu Qing has no brains, if they really do this kind of flirty operation, I will live broadcast and eat the socks my dad hasn't washed in three days."

"Hey~ I think you just want to cheat, eat and drink, right?"

...

There was a heated discussion in the group, but it wasn't just them here. With the current popularity of "Attack on Titan", there were many people discussing this matter in various post bar forums and even Weibo.

There are quite a few sharp-eyed people. Some time ago, everyone was still discussing when the second season of the "Giant" animation would be released, but now it has all turned into discussions about whether "Giant" is really a eunuch.

The more common view is that this is just a simple printing error. Otherwise, no matter how you think about such a popular cartoon, it is impossible to say that the eunuch is just the eunuch, and there is no sign at all.

But when fans went to ask the official Boyfriend, they didn’t respond at all, not even an apology statement, which was scary, and the atmosphere seemed to tacitly agree that "Giant" really wanted eunuchs.

With the brewing and development of the matter, some netizens even put forward a guess: Teacher Wuqing could not be kidnapped, right?

Although this guess seems to be nonsense, it has aroused a lot of recognition.

After all, Teacher Qing'er is so cute, anyone would want to lock her up.

For a while, many people poured into Ximenqing's Weibo to post: Teacher Qing'er, have you been kidnapped? If you are kidnapped and you post on Weibo, we will come to rescue you.

"God, you can still post on Weibo after being kidnapped." Lu Cheng complained.

But after complaining, he still felt heavy in his heart. After all, what should he do if he really wants to be a eunuch? He can live by pointing at this cartoon.

"Doctor Lu," a nurse suddenly knocked on the door and came in, "There is a patient in need of surgery, and the director is calling you to a meeting."

"Huh? Surgery?" Lu Cheng absently followed the nurse to the conference room.

There were other doctors in the meeting room, it seemed that the patient's identity was unusual this time, otherwise the dean would not have launched such a big battle.

The inspection has been completed, and the dean called everyone to come for analysis and discuss feasible surgical plans.

The patient was seriously injured, a stone crossed the abdomen and was close to the spine, and there were signs of poisoning... All in all, it was very complicated, and the doctors discussed it for a long time, but no one was sure about it.

"Doctor Lu, what do you think?" Dean Qin asked Lu Cheng.

It's not that Lu Cheng is better than other doctors. In fact, all the doctors who can be called into the meeting room at this time have two brushes. Just because Lu Cheng didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, and his expression was thoughtful, so the dean wanted to hear his opinion.

"Ah?" Lu Cheng, who was full of thoughts about "Attack on Titan", looked confused. Did the dean say anything to him just now?

what to do? Why are you all looking at yourself?

Fortunately, at this time, another doctor beside him, who was also his good friend, quietly reminded him: "Analyze."

Lu Cheng looked up at the big screen, his eyes quickly swept over, and he immediately made a judgment.

This operation can be done, but in his heyday, he only had a 30% success rate, but now that he is distracted by a comic, it is estimated that it will not be 3%.

"This..." Lu Cheng hesitated for a moment, and then he had a flash of inspiration, "This Damenzi should be able to do it, huh? Where is Damenzi?"

"The nurse informed her, but she said she was on vacation today and was going to go to the SPA, so she didn't come." Another doctor said.

"Human life is at stake, and she still wants to go to SPA!?" Several doctors were outraged when they heard this.

But Lu Cheng felt that the problem should not be here. He looked at the dean: "Dean, it's not because she has some conditions that you didn't agree to?"

Everyone looked at the dean in unison when they heard the words, and the latter said with a puzzled face: "She...she said that the operation is okay, but she wants me to give her the 60-year-old daughter Hong at home."

"Isn't this extortion!? This gate is too unreliable!"

"That is to say, I usually rely on myself to do a few operations, wander around all day, and never go to the doctor."

"And she's dressed so coquettishly, that pair of long legs is so dangling that several new doctors are not in the mood for work!"

"Stop talking about it, isn't it you who was dizzy first?"

"Say, what are you talking about? I'm a family man, how can I, how can I stare at her big white legs."

"If you don't look at it, how do you know it's white? Just push it down. Apart from the director, how many people in this hospital will not be hard when they see the gate?"

"Lu Cheng won't."

"Huh?" He never thought that the topic would come back to him in this way, Lu Cheng was really confused.

"Why are you looking at me like that? My function is normal! Orientation is normal!"

"Okay!" The dean finally interrupted the topic, "I asked you to discuss the operation plan, who asked you to study whether Doctor Damen's legs are white or not? Since you can't do it, then I have to sacrifice I went to look for the gate, ouch... I got the cheek to beg with my old friend for several years to get that daughter Hong, you group of incompetent guys, you can't even keep the old man and me drinking."

The doctors all had a "blame me" expression. It's not that they are incompetent, it's that Damen Zi is too perverted. With such an injury, he can basically be declared to be waiting for death, so there is still hope for their hospital to save him.

The dean took out his mobile phone and was about to contact Damen Zi, when he suddenly raised his head and said to everyone: "I have something to explain, old man, I can still be tough."

...

Damen Zi was having a SPA with Ximenqing at this time, the two were lying on the bed, and two beautiful girls were pressing behind them.

The phone rang suddenly, and the door Zi Zi thought it was troublesome to open the hands-free directly.

"Moshi moshi?"

"The door, it's me."

"Oh, Dean, what's the matter?"

"Where are you?" asked the dean.

"SPA, do you have dementia? I just told you before."

"Don't do it," said the dean, "I'll give you the wine, come and do the surgery quickly, the patient is about to lose it!"

As a result, Damen Zi said: "Oh, don't worry, that patient's physique is very strong, it's no problem to last for 12 hours, you can come back after I finish the SPA."

"The gate is purple!" The dean roared, but basically he was incompetent and furious, and he couldn't do anything except hang up the phone after the roar.

He looked around and said to the doctors: "If you fight a little harder, do I need to suffer this kind of grievance?"

A friend next to Lu Cheng whispered, "He still loves his daughter Hong."

Lu Cheng nodded in agreement.

On the other side, Ximen Qing said to Damen Zi: "Why does this voice sound so wronged? What did you do to him?"

"It's nothing, it's just taking his life." Damen Zi said comfortably with her eyes closed.

The two technicians are both professional, and generally do not respond to the conversations of the guests, but this time they really couldn't hold back, and their movements were paused.

"Huh?" Ximen Qing was taken aback, "What do you want?"

Damen Zi proudly said: "A 60-year-old daughter is red, hehe."

"Oh..." Ximen Qing suddenly realized, "Your words are easy to be misunderstood."

"Is there? Where did you think?" Damen Zi asked unconsciously.

Ximen Qing said: "I am such a pure person, where can I go? It must be a very serious place, rich and strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, fair, rule of law, patriotic, dedicated, honest, friendly, etc. of."

"Okay, let's get down to business, I hear what you mean, there is a patient in a serious condition waiting? Can you handle it?"

Damen Zi enjoyed pushing her back comfortably, humming and said: "As long as people are still alive, there is no operation that I can't do. I have seen that patient. The trauma is a trivial matter. The key is poisoning, and it is not ordinary. Poison, there is no law to cure it now, I have to wait for the poison to ferment and ferment, and I will have a place to attack when I grow up."

"Hearing what you said, it seems quite interesting. I'll go and have a look later." Ximen Qing was bored, otherwise she wouldn't have gone out to SPA with her.

"You can go if you want." Damen Zi didn't care.

The two chatted comfortably here, but the patient was in a hurry.

A middle-aged man in military uniform was standing in the dean's office with a serious face at this time: "Can you treat it? Why hasn't the doctor come yet?"