The Fall of the Vampire

"Why do I need a fruit knife?" Xiao Zhenheng really felt that the robber was about to cry, "Please, it's my first time to rob, please show some respect and save face! Please be afraid, even if it is Lied to me."

"I actually respect you a lot." The cashier said honestly.

"You lied, I don't believe it!"

As soon as the robber finished saying this, a few policemen rushed in at the entrance of the supermarket, knocking him down to the ground.

At this time, the cashier said to the robber: "Look, I have already called the police to arrest you, isn't it very respectful?"

Some stores are equipped with alarm buttons, and if you press it, you will receive a message from the police. To say that the robber was unprofessional, he didn't even know how to close the door, and the police easily found the opportunity.

Xiao Zhenheng stood aside, and from his angle, he could clearly see a tear running across the corner of the robber's eye. I don't know if I regretted being caught or was stimulated by the cashier.

The police grabbed the robber and left, notifying the cashier to take notes later.

Xiao Zhenheng casually took some potato chips and instant noodles to check out, all the while staring at the cashier curiously.

"Guest, is there something strange about my face? Why do you keep looking at me like this?"

"Aren't you just... not afraid?"

"Of course I'm scared. I was so scared that I called the police. It's 17 yuan and 8 yuan. Scan the QR code here."

"But his knife is pointed at you, what if you cut it off?" Xiao Zhenheng asked while scanning the QR code.

"Well... I haven't thought about this."

Looking at the cashier's natural smile, Xiao Zhenheng didn't know what to say. What a strange person, he feels like the handsome boy he met in an Internet cafe, a bit out of common sense, but not like a fool.

...

The Devil's Cult wants to select a saint, and it is the largest and most formal selection in history, and the leader personally sits in the final selection, so everyone is very enthusiastic.

As a sandwich candy, er, no, the master of the driving heart hall, Gouzi will naturally not let go of this opportunity to please the master.

It uses Xu Donglai's wife and Xu Donglai to propose a talent show, and the name of the show is Produce119 given by the leader. Because the lady who has been holding it thinks this model is too clever, and when the time comes, the entire audience will vote, and it will be popular.

Xu Donglai loved his wife and was not short of money, so he naturally agreed and started to prepare for the show.

"This time the saint must be our favorite," Gou Zi, a veteran in the entertainment industry, is determined to win, "How do amateurs compare with professionals? When we win the championship, the leader will definitely praise me, haha. "

After doing this, a zombie under Gouzi came to him and said, "Master, it's not good, it's not good, that Cui Mingyue who is going to participate in the selection of saintess in our church is missing."

"Disappeared? When? How did you disappear? Where did you disappear?"

"The situation is still under investigation, it seems like it was yesterday, when she was on the phone with her agent, but suddenly there was no sound in the middle of the call, the agent went over and saw that only one mobile phone was left on the ground, and she disappeared from the world Gone."

Because of the relationship between Gouzi and the Xu family, most of the members of Jiaxintang are in the entertainment industry, and many of them are celebrities. There are first-line ones, and there are also eighteen-line ones.

The missing Cui Mingyue this time is a little girl who is just about to make her debut. She just graduated from high school last year.

Because of her good looks and outstanding talent, Gouzi regards her as the number one seed this time.

As a result, she is missing now, so what should I do?

Gouzi has read the profiles of candidates from other halls, and there are many potential candidates, especially the candidate from Taifei Hall this time, who is unbelievably beautiful and has a superb figure. If there is no Cui Mingyue, it feels It is possible to lose.

"Send someone to investigate carefully, and I will go and see for myself when the time comes, and then... there are no other potential newcomers here in our company?"

A talent show, it can't put a few veterans into it. As far as newcomers are concerned, Cui Mingyue is indeed an outstanding existence, especially the pair of long legs, which is simply a killer.

"No more," said the little zombie who was also a manager, "It's lucky to find a rookie at Cui Mingyue's level."

"Ah... Then there's nothing I can do, meow?" Gouzi sighed. It originally wanted to perform well in front of the leader, but this time it lost its most capable leader, and its chances of winning were much smaller.

The little zombie suddenly said: "By the way, I remember Cui Mingyue said that she is twins, and they are identical! I have seen pictures of her when she was a child, and her younger sister looks exactly like her! I just don't know how she will be when she grows up." There will be no change."

"Then hurry up and find someone, there is still a month to go, and a surprise attack should be able to get it on the table, after all, the appearance is there, meow."

"I'll call and ask."

As a result, the little zombie made several phone calls in a row, and his expression changed several times.

Finally when he hung up the phone, Gouzi could no longer see what he meant.

"How is it?" This time it was the lady who spoke.

"Hall, hall master, the situation seems to be different from what we thought."

"Say it quickly, don't be tricky."

"That... Cui Mingyue's twins don't seem to be younger sisters, but younger brothers."

"Huh? Didn't you say you've seen the photos?"

"At that time, they were still young, about ten years old, and they were all wearing white dresses with long hair. How could I have thought that one of these two cute children was a boy?"

"Ah...they are parents with such vicious tastes, they like to dress their sons as women," the lady said with emotion, "and they are not afraid to bend their sons."

The little zombie handed the phone to the dog: "Then, here is his current photo."

Gouzi took a look and saw on the screen a guy wearing a high school girl's school uniform. He looked exactly like Cui Mingyue, with waist-length long hair, as pure as a white lotus flower.

"You told me that this guy is a man?" Gouzi looked at the little zombie suspiciously, "Are you sure you didn't show me Cui Mingyue's photo by mistake?"

The little zombie said with a serious face: "It's him, I didn't believe it at first, but it seems that he is really Cui Mingyue's younger brother."

"Then...there may be something wrong with the matter, the voice-changing skills are not difficult, and his Adam's apple is not obvious, so let him replace his sister to participate in the competition. Anyway, there is also a man from the Zhatang participating this time, so it will be exposed by then. It doesn't matter." Gouzi's cat eyes shone with a strange light.

"But there is one problem." The little zombie whispered with a bitter face.

"What's the matter?"

"I just called and asked, and his roommate told me that he seems to have been arrested for women's fillets."

"Meow?"

...

Peng Li did not get good grades since he was a child, and liked to hang out with his classmates. He was punished for various fights. After finishing compulsory education, he stopped studying.

After graduating, he has been hanging around in society, and he is very brotherly. I have always longed to be the kind of mafia gangster who slashes people with his brothers in the movie.

It's a pity that in today's Flower Country, his dream is basically a bubble.

After a long time, the group of brothers around me almost became astigmatized, some went to deliver couriers, some went to drive motorcycles, and some went to work as security guards.

He was the only one still hanging out in the streets and alleys, occasionally fighting. It's a fight, but it's actually a fist move, not to mention a knife, not even a brick, a wine bottle or anything.

To this day, a brother who used to hang out with him came to beg him, saying that he borrowed some money from the online loan with rolling interest and couldn't pay it off, so he begged him to borrow some money.

The loyal Peng Li gave his brother the only 96.5 yuan in his pocket at that time: "I originally had 100 yuan, but I just bought a Coke and spent 3.5 yuan."

Of course this is not enough, but there is nothing Peng Li can do about it. His parents give him 500 yuan for living expenses every week, and he spends lavishly on his own money. The 96.5 yuan is already the limit he can spend.

The brother was taken away by a group of people, and Peng Li couldn't handle so many people alone, so he could only promise them that he would raise money.

Worried that his brother would have his kidney cut, in a hurry, he took the watermelon knife at home and went to rob it.

As a result, due to inexperience, he was arrested for the first robbery.

It's not that he didn't think about being arrested, but the whole process was too aggrieved, especially the cashier, who didn't show him any respect, and he felt very aggrieved.

Thinking of this, Peng Li, who was squatting in the cell, couldn't help but screamed.

"ah--"

"What's it called?" Suddenly, there was a complaining voice from his upper bunk, "You're still called after you've been arrested? Incompetent and furious?"

"Uh, I'm sorry," Peng Li hurriedly silenced, but then he came to his senses and thought, "No, we are both imprisoned, why are you teaching me?"

The person lying on his upper bunk sat up suddenly, because of the lighting problem, Peng Li couldn't see his face clearly.

I only heard the man say: "Hey, I'm sorry buddy, I just woke up a little bit angry, how did you get in?"

"Why am I telling you?"

"Let's talk about it, it's rare to be locked up together. We can be regarded as veterans who passed through the window together. Don't worry, I will definitely not laugh at you."

Peng Li just couldn't hear the word "old iron", hesitated for a while, and spit out two words: "robbery."

"Robbery...you started in three years. Congratulations, you will have no worries about food and drink in the next few years." The person on the upper bunk chuckled.

Peng Li said angrily, "You said you didn't laugh!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, old man," the man quickly apologized, "I'm quite patient, and I usually don't laugh...unless I can't help it, ha ha."

"Forget it," Peng Li asked back, "What about you?"

"I am charged with fraud and will be detained for 15 days." The person on the upper bunk said it very easily.

"So it's a liar." Peng Li said disdainfully. He despises liars the most, because he is often cheated himself.

"That's because they misunderstood me," said the person on the upper bunk, "I'm actually a therapist, who specializes in helping people relieve their psychological pressure, but after the customer gave the money, he regretted it and accused me of fraud, but I didn't." If you can explain it, you will be arrested."

"Psychotherapist?" Peng Li felt that this seemed to be a rather prestigious profession.

At this moment, a policeman came over: "Which one is the one with rounded corners in women's clothing? Someone wants to see you."

"Come on!" Peng Li heard the old iron on the upper bunk answer, and then jumped out.

"You... aren't you a psychotherapist?"

"That's right, women's clothing is just for work." Old Tie turned around and smiled at him.

It was only then that Peng Li saw the appearance of this old man, and he stood there in a daze, his heart began to beat faster, and he felt that his entire chest was about to explode.

But it doesn't matter, his brain is more affected than his heart.

"Why...how can you be so beautiful..." He clutched his chest, wanting to shout "Oh, I'm dead".

...

Cui was released on bail tomorrow, and he did not know the two people who came to bail him.

One of them introduced that he was the manager of his sister's company, and the other one who was holding a cat was the company owner's wife.

After changing his clothes, he got into the car with the two of them.

The lady holding the Persian cat has been watching him since he got in the car.

By the way, since Cui Mingri was arrested in women's clothing, he is now wearing a female high school uniform, and his hair is long, so he looks like a pure female high school student.

"Where did you get this uniform?" the lady asked him.

"My sister's." Cui Mingri said truthfully.

"You are... in college right now? The family's financial situation is not bad, so why did you think of doing this?" the lady asked again.

Cui Mingri said: "It's just a personal hobby. I feel very happy to see those uncles being fooled by me and thinking that I am really a stupid woman."

"The personality is really bad," the lady nodded, "and your sister are completely two extremes."

"So my sister asked you to help me bail?" Cui Mingri asked.

The agent shook his head: "No, actually there is something I need to tell you..."

He brought up the matter of Cui Mingyue's disappearance.

"Missing?" Cui Mingri asked in surprise, "How could this happen?"

"We are still investigating the specific reasons. I believe there will be results. You don't have to worry."

"How can I not be worried? From your tone, you are planning to deal with it privately? What? Will my sister's incident affect your company's image?" Cui Mingri took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police.

In the end, the manager pressed his hand, so strong that Cui Mingri couldn't resist at all: "Don't be so anxious, kid, we won't harm your sister, it's just that you don't understand some things."

"What's the meaning?"

"That's what it means." The manager's eyes suddenly turned blood red, and a pair of fangs emerged from his mouth.

"Oh!" Cui Mingri was taken aback, but he didn't show much panic. He just shook his head and calmed down, "What are you? A vampire?"

"Don't compare us with that kind of hot chicken, we are zombies." The manager said disdainfully.

"Zombie?"

"Yes, it's not just us, your sister is also a zombie."

"My sister is a zombie?! Are you kidding me!?"

"Young man, you have a good mental quality," the lady said suddenly, "We will explain it to you in detail, and you can make your own judgment after listening."