The Fall of the Vampire

The composition of Tsing Yi Teaching is actually very simple.

There are four levels in total:

At the top are the principal and deputy priests,

Then go down to the left and right protectors,

Then there are 34 hall masters,

At the bottom are the ordinary congregation.

There used to be a position "high priest" independent of the system, but it only appeared for one term, and now it has been vacant for a hundred years.

34 hall masters are in charge of 34 halls, distributed in 34 provincial-level administrative regions,

In addition, the left and right protectors are also in charge of a hall respectively, which are the carrying hall of the left protector and the Zhe hall of the right protector.

Tuofa Hall has no fixed entrance and its members are unknown. It is said that it is mixed among the remaining 35 halls and has the power to judge the congregation.

Zhatang is in charge of overseas affairs. This hall used to be called Hongtang, but later it was changed to Zhetang because the right protector changed a pseudonym.

During the hundred years when the principal and deputy leaders disappeared, the left and right protectors were the highest leaders of Tsing Yi Sect.

So every time there is an important meeting, it is led by Cen Qianshan, the left protector, and Xun Ye, the right protector... Although Cen Qianshan has complained many times, he always pushes it away because he is an "energy conservationist". His son Xun Yichao took his place.

This made Xun Yichao feel a lot of pressure. After all, all the seniors were sitting at the table, and he was the only newcomer. In particular, Er Gouzi, the master of the lotus hall, always bullies him. The reason is probably because I kept calling her sister when I was a child. When I grew up, I knew her real age and subconsciously said, "Then you are older than my grandma." .

This woman is too violent, every meeting Xun Yichao is looking forward to ending soon.

When it's over, he can't wait to check out and run away. There is no way, the seniors at the table can only be paid by him.

In fact, he doubted that Cen Qianshan had promised him to replace his father for the meeting and would call him every time for this reason, and even asked him to find a restaurant several times.

He wondered why the meeting had to be in a restaurant, but he couldn't say it out loud, he couldn't afford to mess with anyone at the table.

"Melancholy~" On the way home, Xun Yichao couldn't help but sigh with emotion. These three words appear very frequently recently, and they are almost becoming his mantra.

"Young hall master, you are back." The security guard at the gate greeted him when he saw his car.

"Well, I'm going in." Xun Yichao nodded and continued to drive in.

Although Zhatang is in charge of overseas affairs, he also has a presence in China, which is the Yedu community where he is now.

All the people living in the community are the congregants and family members of Tsing Yi Sect. Among them, there are only dozens of people who have really awakened the blood of zombies, and the rest are ordinary people. The life is happy and harmonious, if you don't take the initiative to say something, most people can't tell that this is one of the residences of Tsing Yi Sect.

Xun Yichao drove to the downstairs of his house. Their family lived on the top floor, a two-story duplex apartment.

Taking the elevator to the door of the house, before entering the door, he saw the plaque above the door, with two gold-plated characters written on it: Zhetang.

Although the font is big and the frame is very high-grade, every time he sees these two words, he can't help complaining from his heart: Compared with sucrose, I actually prefer brown sugar.

I have to complain about Tsing Yi's taste in naming these zombies. Maybe it's because their brains are rigid, and the names they choose are all weird.

For example, Master Niu's hall is called Niu Pi Tang, and Gou Zi's hall is called Jia Xin Tang. In addition, the hall owner in Beijing was once a princess, so the hall is called Taifei Hall. The hall master was lazy and simply used his own name as the hall name. His surname was Tan Mingtan.

The most nonsensical thing is that the hall in Fujian is called Bai two hall because the owner of the hall is a pair of twin sisters and brothers, and both of them have the surname Bai.

"Oh, no, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it." Xun Yichao opened the door and went in, and the sensor light automatically turned on.

His eyesight doesn't actually require turning on the lights, but having lights on would make him feel warmer, after all, there was no one else in the house except him.

His father faked his death and hid somewhere, and his mother died after living 106 years because she refused to become a zombie.

Basically, he is the only one in this family now. Every day, he buys vegetables, cooks, and eats by himself. When eating, he turns on his mobile phone to check if there is any UP update that he cares about.

But I don't know if it's a curse, but most of the UP owners who are followed by him, even if they used to be high-yielding like sows, will become pigeons after being followed by him. Let's say... Tsing Yi yeast.

Of course, the leader doesn't dare to arrange, he can only occasionally blow his roots and go to the comment area to blow his roots.

"Oh, this group of pigeons didn't update again today." As he spoke, he picked up a chopstick of instant noodles and sucked them into his mouth. He was chewing, and suddenly a video call popped up.

Xun Yichao originally planned to close the station B app, but when he clicked on it, he just touched the answer button, and the video was picked up.

A face popped up on the screen, and Xun Yichao spit out the face with a "poof" when he saw it, and several nostrils drilled out, the whole person looked like a person hanging on the wall of an elementary school. of Marx and Engels.

It can't be his fault, it's because this face is too shocking. Those bright red cheeks, that rich eyeshadow, that well-proportioned stubble... If I had to find someone to compare it to, it would probably be Ru Hua.

"Young hall master." The other party spoke, his voice was as deep as Li Kui's.

"Wait a minute..." Xun Yichao hurriedly took out a few tissues to wipe himself, "If you have anything to say, I'm listening."

"Okay, young hall master, I'm here to ask who we plan to send to this year's hall maiden trials."

"Saint contest?" Xun Yichao was taken aback, "Oh, it's this time again."

The Tsing Yi Sect actually does not have the position of a saint, because the leader is immortal and does not need an heir at all. However, the congregation felt that if the Demon Cult didn't have a saint, it would be a little out of line with the setting, so they spontaneously held a saint selection contest.

In the beginning, it was just a few halls for self-entertainment, and the selected saints were given prizes such as a few masks.

But later, as more and more members joined in, this holy maiden selection competition has gradually developed into an annual celebration in the church.

The competition process is becoming more and more formal, and each hall will have a limit on the number of candidates. Because they are not very enthusiastic about Zhatang, they only send a minimum of one person to participate every year.

"Speaking of which, it seems that there are really not many people participating this year." Xun Yichao thought for a while, since there are only a few female members in the group, and they have been traveling overseas for a long time, it seems that no one has signed up for the competition this year.

[If it doesn't work, let's find the sixth aunt downstairs to compete. Although she is a bit older, the most important thing is to participate. 】

Xun Yichao was thinking about this when he heard the "Ruhua" in the video say: "Young hall master, if no one participates, do you think I can make it?"

"Pfft—" Xun Yichao spat again, "What? What did you say?"

"I—" he patted his solid chest, "I want to participate in the selection of the saint."

"But, but you are a man, this saint..."

"Young master, what time is this? LGBT people also need to be respected and recognized. I think I am a woman, so let me participate." "Ruhua" at the end of the video is very serious.

Xun Yichao didn't know how to complain, and finally he chose to give up: "Okay, okay, if you want to sign up, just sign up, anyway, we will only participate in it by yourself."

"Alright, thank you, Young Hall Master."

Turning off the video, Xun Yichao couldn't help but imagine what this year's Saintess Selection Competition would be like...it felt horrible. I hope that when the time comes, everyone will not think that they are all perverts.

"Melancholy... No, I have to find some pictures of beautiful women to wash my eyes."

He opened Weibo, searched casually on the hot search, clicked in and saw the video of Ximen Qing singing: "The leader is so beautiful, the beauty of the leader is indeed the best in the world, ah~ I'm dead~"

Under the heavy pressure, he pointed to the leader's face every day to relieve the pressure.

But when he heard the phrase "Whoever I meet, what kind of dialogue will I have", Xun Yichao suddenly felt his heart empty.

"It would be nice if I could meet my own girl anytime..."

Thanks to "Wolf God Bai Yu" for the reward, thank you