The Fall of the Vampire

Forbidden City, imperial dining room.

A man and a woman stood on both sides of the stove.

The two are confronting each other.

"Hey, world, being a zombie can't be so shameless. It's obviously my suggestion to come here. Do you want to take this as your own thing to please the leader?"

The man opened his mouth, his name is not important, just call him Xia Bai.

Standing opposite him is the world, the deputy leader of Tsing Yi Sect, who can be called the ancestor of zombies.

At this time, she was holding a steaming jar, not afraid of being hot at all, and smiled proudly at Xia Bai: "Otherwise, what do you think? Since my sister said that she wanted to eat the Buddha Jumping Wall from the Imperial Dining Room, of course she wanted me to eat it." It's appropriate to send this cute little sister to her, you stinky man can go as far as you want, just a little bit."

"That's not what you said when you came here," Xia Bai said depressedly, "I asked you to help me, but you don't mean what you say."

"Hey, I didn't hear what my sister wanted to eat. Now that I know that you are going to jump over the wall with Buddha, I have no reason not to snatch it from you." Shijie shrugged his nose, "I'm too lazy to tell you, first Howling~"

After the words fell, she had already disappeared in the imperial dining room.

"Damn! It's amazing to be able to teleport!" Xia Bai complained, "This woman is too cheap. She robbed me of my things and left me here alone. Do you want me to be caught and put feathers? Xun Ye! Xun Ye, are you there?"

A figure slowly emerged from his shadow, yawning at the same time: "I'm here, sir."

"Why don't you sprinkle some salt on yourself to marinate yourself?"

"I can't pickle, I'm a zombie, and I'm a pickled variety."

Xia Bai: "..."

"Okay, okay, don't be too wordy, help me wrap up the roast duck, and let's take it back to the leader."

"Roast duck?" Xun Ye looked at the roast duck just out of the oven, and asked suspiciously, "Didn't the leader want to eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall? Why should we take the roast duck back? If you want to eat it, you can eat it here."

"Idiot! Of course the leader wanted to eat it for you to take it back!" Xia Bai suddenly showed a sinister smile, "The world of fish lips still wants to play tricks with me. I knew she was going to snatch mine, and deliberately lied to her that Buddha jumped over the wall. .”

"Wow, you are so ugly."

"Okay, don't beep, hurry up, remember to keep warm."

Under Xia Bai's urging, Xun Ye packed the roast duck and left the Forbidden City with Xia Bai.

In the imperial dining room, only a group of imperial cooks fainted to the ground remained.

Naturally, there are masters in the imperial city, but when they came there was the deputy leader of Tsing Yi Sect, and when they left, there was Tsing Yi Sect's right protector, Xia Bai felt as if he had entered a land of no one this time.

After leaving the palace, Xia Bai and Xun Ye originally planned to go back to their residence, but Xia Bai stopped Xun Ye suddenly on the way: "Ah, ah, why are there so many people over there? Is there any excitement?"

Xun Ye glanced over there and thought for a while: "Yes, another five years has arrived, and this is the monk from Ruyi Mountain holding the Unsheltered Conference."

"No cover meeting? Is it the one without clothes?" Xia Bai suddenly became interested, "I've seen that kind of movie!"

"I think you probably think too much." Xun Ye didn't bother to explain.

"But is there a place in the capital where monks can hold an open meeting?" Xia Bai asked suspiciously.

Xun Ye explained: "Ruyi Mountain is the treasure left by the Ruyi Buddha. It can be connected to any node in the outside world. Every time there is no cover, it only needs an open space to open the entrance to Ruyi Mountain."

"Is it so amazing? Then let's go and have a look."

"My suggestion is don't go. Ruyi Mountain and Tsing Yi Sect will not deal with it. If you let them know that you are the High Priest of Tsing Yi Sect, they might arrest you and suppress you under the pagoda, and then you..."

"Can't come out for hundreds of years? Will you be brainwashed into a monk?"

"No, I want to say that your mortal body will turn into a puddle of meat sauce when you are pressed down."

"Damn!" Xia Bai patted Xun Ye's back vigorously, "Are you happy about this? Xun Ye, you have changed, you used to be very honest."

"It's all taught by the master."

"What did I teach?" Xia Bai was speechless, "But forget it, let's go there first."

"I've said it all, we are hostile to them."

Xia Bai raised his chest and said confidently, "Since they are hostile, let's find a chance to see if we can kill them!"

"There are quite a lot of masters in Ruyi Mountain. If I am alone, I may not be able to kill them all. I can kill 80% or 90% of them, and then I have to die myself."

Eighty to ninety percent of what he said here are monks, including those little novice monks.

"Damn! Who made you tough and tough?" Xia Bai taught, "We're here to reason, if we can't beat the big deal, just run away."

"It's better not to go in the first place."

"Stop talking nonsense, go! Drive!"

Xia Bai insisted, so Xun Ye had no choice but to follow him.

The two came to the gate of a compound and found that it was heavily guarded by officers and soldiers.

Listening to the chatter of the onlookers, I learned that the emperor brought a group of ministers in just now.

"Emperor, Guangxu?" Xia Bai muttered, wondering if there was any difference between this Guangxu here and the one he knew.

Such a small number of officers and soldiers naturally couldn't stop Xun Ye, even if there were a few evolutionaries mixed in, it was still useless.

The two turned into a cloud of shadows and passed directly through the entrance opened by Ruyi Mountain.

It was only when Xia Bai really stepped into the boundary of Ruyi Mountain that he felt what it means to be resplendent and magnificent.

"This group of Wu Ke is too rich, right? Alas, Xun Ye, give me one too." Xia Bai pointed to a giant golden Buddha statue in the distance.

Xun Ye sighed: "Even if it is made, where do you plan to put it? Are you afraid of others chiseling this pure gold creation?"

"Emmm..." Xia Bai thought about it, "What you said seems to make sense, that's fine, remember to find some more guards for me."

Xun Ye: "..."

"There seems to be a sound over there, go and have a look." Xia Bai pulled Xun Ye to the side.

After passing a small path, they came to a huge platform carved from white jade.

Yes, it was carved out of a huge piece of white jade, not paved. The diameter of the whole piece of jade is at least several hundred meters. It is hard to imagine where to find such a big jade.

Xia Bai subconsciously knelt down and knocked: "Oh, can this be chiseled out?"

"My suggestion is that it's best not to, there are bald donkeys watching you."

"Huh?" Xia Bai raised his head, and sure enough there were a few bald heads looking at him.

After all, everyone else was listening to the Fa seriously, and it was too conspicuous for him to squat on the ground alone and touch here and there.

After being reminded by Xun Ye, Xia Bai also came to his senses. He took out a handkerchief from his pocket to cover his face, and then knocked on the floor.

"They can't see my face, and I feel at ease."