The Fall of the Vampire

As soon as Digua finished saying this, his facial expression became distorted, and he wailed: "Oh——"

He turned back instantly, looked at Xingren and Watermelon: "Who twisted my waist?"

The two senior female seniors pretended to look around and ignored him.

This made Tiangua helpless, he rubbed his waist: "Hiss, it's really tough, are you a crab?"

"Don't be a cannonball," Xing Ren said, "I didn't do it."

Watermelon also said: "It's not me, but the main reason is that you are too careless with your words. How can you call the school girls ugly? Which one of them looks bad?"

Qifeng High School is a well-known aristocratic school, except for a few academic masters, more of them are second and third generations. Basically, by the third generation, the proportion of ugliness will be much smaller than normal. The four juniors in the music club, except for Kim Huiyuan, who is a big beautiful loli, the other three girls are not in the category of ugliness.

In this regard, Digua said: "Anyway, I don't understand your girls' aesthetics. Let's go to the store quickly. Today, the Golden Arches is offering a discount, and you can get a book of young comics for those who spend 80 yuan."

This is naturally one of Zhou Hong's marketing plans. "Pokemon" is aimed at younger readers, so it is easy to open up the market by cooperating with the golden arches. In the future, related toys can also be bundled with fried chicken burgers.

As for older readers, there are naturally other paths.

Sweet potato is a boy, and he pays attention to efficiency. Since you can combine eating and buying magazines, why not do it?

In this regard, Xingren and Watermelon said that they couldn't hold him back, so they had to say to the school girls: "If you don't like it later, don't eat it. We will ask him to take you to the dessert house next door."

Naturally, the school girls would no longer have any objections. They themselves are not short of money, they just enjoy the process.

After the two female seniors walked away, Yuzu, Matcha and Toffee pulled Jin Huiyuan and began to discuss in a low voice.

"Hey, which one of the almonds and watermelons is Sweet Potato's girlfriend?"

"That's right, I think their tone seems to be able to make decisions for him."

"That's right, I once saw the two of them holding sweet potatoes' hands at the same time."

...

Seeing the intense discussion of the three friends, Jin Huiyuan subconsciously said: "Can't they all be girlfriends?"

As soon as this remark came out, the friends were all shocked.

"Wow, Shi'er, you have great ideas!"

"Such a bold guess, ouch, it's hard to think about it."

"But... Isn't our country monogamous?"

That last sentence was said by Matcha. Her family has always been doing business overseas, and recently shifted the focus of work to China. She grew up in the United States and was deeply brainwashed by white people's thinking, so she felt incredible about this situation.

In this regard, Yuzu explained: "Monogamy is not a man and a woman. This kind of thing will be over if you don't get a certificate. Will someone ask you to show your marriage certificate when you hold a wedding? My parents are like this , although my dad didn't want to find other women, but he also said that the certificate is a piece of waste paper."

Toffee said: "My parents took it, but they don't seem to know where they lost it for a long time, and they don't bother to look for it. In my mother's words, the relationship between two people is not enough to rely on a piece of paper to prove it. If the relationship is really broken, it cannot be held together by a piece of paper."

Jin Huiyuan also remembered what Ximenqing once said: "It seems that now you can get a household registration with DNA, and the marriage certificate is really useless."

Ximen Qing relied on this to try to fool Song Yunwu and Qin Yuyao into having a baby with her, but she failed and was beaten up by the charterer instead.

"That's right," Yuzu said, "It's mainly caused by the cheating incident of the celebrity's wife a few years ago. Nowadays, rich people are not very willing to get a certificate."

"What happened?"

Jin Huiyuan didn't know anything about it, so Yuzu explained it to her.

"Probably a certain male celebrity's wife cheated on her agent. She cheated on that celebrity and tried to divide the property. The family's property was all earned by the male celebrity. That woman's shamelessness also aroused public outrage. People are scolding her on Weibo."

Toffee added: "My dad said that the main reason is that the male star came from a grassroots background, which made the poor feel like a substitute. One of the experiences that Qian Ren has learned from this incident is...when the gap between the rich and the poor is too large, the best way to maintain a marriage is not to obtain a marriage certificate."

This is a very interesting phenomenon. Sometimes when some laws and regulations are enacted to achieve certain purposes, they often have completely opposite effects.

For example, there used to be a church that did good deeds and took in those homeless orphans. But manpower is limited, so they will give a reward to the kind-hearted people who take the initiative to send orphans to the church. The original intention of this is to encourage people to take the initiative to help when they see those poor children on the roadside, but the end result is that a large number of human traffickers have appeared in the local area, abducting children with families and sending them to churches in exchange for rewards .

Another example is a policy recently issued by the state. In order to protect women, companies are not allowed to ask about marriage and childbearing status when recruiting. The purpose of this seems to be to protect those women who are about to marry and have children from being treated differently. But the final result is that other companies simply don't accept female employees. Not only the women that the policies are trying to protect, but also other women have also suffered indiscriminate disasters.

Therefore, when a marriage needs to be maintained by law, the family is almost over. People from their backgrounds are mostly elites, and they can see things more thoroughly, so they don't care about that piece of paper.

"But even if you don't get a certificate, it's rare for one man to have more than one woman," Yuzu said, "Seniors, they are really open."

Jin Huiyuan suddenly remembered Ximen Qing in Xiliang Yaozhuang, and thought that if you have met my sister, you will know what real openness is. She doesn't wear clothes at home.

Sweet Potato quickly bought 3 family meals and came back.

At first, the grapefruit, matcha, and toffee, which shouted to lose weight, were all eaten, and they called it really fragrant.

But Tiangua was not in such a hurry, he focused on reading the magazine.

A family meal is 85 yuan, and three magazines are given for three.

Three seniors read one book together, and four freshmen read one book together.

The girls didn't read manga very often, so they flipped through it casually. Turn to JOJO, it's not good-looking, then turn to Giant, boring, and then turn it down...Huh? What is this? A little cute.

(Add 3 more for the leader "multicrayon")

For the theory in the book, you can just laugh it off, don't take it seriously. After all, I am not a rich man, and those thoughts are all made up by me, just like farmers in the field thinking about how the emperor eats watermelon.