The Fall of the Vampire

"Put it back for me." Tao Siqi threw the head casually, but the headless body trembled as soon as it raised its hand and failed to catch it.

His head rolled to the ground, just facing Tao Siqi, with a very pitiful expression on his face.

"You can't even handle this?" Tao Siqi didn't show any sympathy. There is no need for any sympathy with this group of guys who use their power to harm the interests of others.

"Hiss... I, my kidney seems to be broken," the head grinned, and the headless body was covering one side of the waist, "I don't know who kicked it, it was really hard."

Seeing this, Tao Siqi simply moved a chair and sat down, and said to the head: "That's it, please report your name, gender, and age first."

Although this evolved person looked like a child turned into a ghost, Tao Siqi knew from his words and deeds that he must be quite old.

Sure enough, when the head heard it, he reluctantly said: "Sir, you are too casual, even if you don't put my head back on the table, you should change a skirt anyway, trousers are the most stupid invention of human beings, like the ancient company How nice it is for men to wear skirts."

"Stop talking nonsense," Tao Siqi glared at him, "Are you still messing with me when you get here? Don't you know that I'm just here to deal with guys like you? I have no less than a hundred ways to get you to cooperate obediently. Do you want to try it?"

"Sir, don't lie to me because I don't study much," Ren Tou said, "I also have human rights."

"Huh, human rights?" Tao Siqi smiled disdainfully, "Do you know "Journey to the West"?"

"Um."

"Does Sun Wukong know?"

"Of course."

"Then what's on Monkey King's head?"

"Tighten?"

"Do you want to have one too?"

"Damn it! You guys even have this kind of thing?! I don't believe it!" Rentou turned pale with shock, he was just a brat, if he encountered Monkey King who was helpless, wouldn't he have to quit?

"Why lie to you?" Tao Siqi felt in his pocket and took out a small iron ring with a diameter of about three centimeters.

"That's it?" The head was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "Sir, you are so funny, you dare to call such a small iron ring a tight hoop? Is the tight hoop cursed too much to make it shrink like this?"

"No," Tao Siqi shook her head, "it's always this size, it won't get bigger or smaller."

The human head asked: "Then how do you wear it on your head?"

The corner of Tao Siqi's mouth curled up into a wicked smile: "What do you think? People have more than one head."

"Huh?" The head didn't understand at first, but following Tao Siqi's line of sight, he found that it was his lower body, and suddenly felt a chill.

Tao Siqi said to herself: "This thing is good. After wearing it, you can't get any more lust in the world. If you are tempted, you will feel that this tight band is getting tighter and tighter on your head. It's miserable!"

As she said that, she smiled evilly at the head again: "So far no man can stand it, not even if you are the Monkey King."

"I'll recruit! Can't I recruit all of them!"

...

Xiaoguai got home in the end, and Ximen Qing showed Song Yunwu the photo of Zhou Hong being punched with a pair of panda eyes, and the latter was also rocking with laughter.

"Hahaha, he looks so cute, just like the panda our family used to raise." Song Yunwu's thoughts drifted into the distance, "I haven't seen Xiao Cai for several years."

"A panda you named Xiao Cai? Are you a devil?" Ximen Qing complained.

Qin Yuyao focused on another point: "Oh? Sister Yunwu, can your family still raise pandas?"

"Well...that's just a little different." Song Yunwu was vague and didn't elaborate.

At this time, Jin Huiyuan happened to come out of the room to drink water, and Ximen Qing smiled and said, "Yo, Xiaoyuan hasn't slept yet?"

"Well, I'm making a song," Jin Huiyuan walked up to Ximenqing and said, "Sister, do you have a new song recently? I wrote a lot, and I feel that it is not as good as yours."

"Uh... recently? There is indeed a song, but you may not be able to do it alone, you have to go to the whole symphony orchestra." Ximen Qing touched her head, "Are you still used to it in school recently?"

"Well," Jin Huiyuan said, "My classmates see me as a foreigner, and they are very enthusiastic. I also joined the music club, and the seniors there are very nice."

"Society..." Ximen Qing felt a little emotional. She Dalong was still studying in a public school at that time, and she had never heard of clubs before she went to college. When she got to college, she had to play games and read novels, so she had no time to join clubs, so for this island country animation She has always been curious about things that just exist.

Qin Yuyao originally thought that Ximen Qing would express her feelings about youth, but Ximen Qing then asked, "Are there any beautiful seniors?"

Qin Yuyao: "??? Sister Ximen, is this what you are concerned about?"

"Otherwise?" Ximen Qing asked rhetorically, "Isn't the club set up just to allow students to openly engage in dating? Which one of the comic and animation protagonists has a big harem in his own club?"

"Your idea is very problematic," Qin Yuyao complained, "Isn't it the student's duty to study? Why are you dating so early?"

Seeing her serious look, Ximen Qing patted her on the shoulder: "Ru Yao, do you know that our country will soon lower the marriage age to 18 for females and 20 for males? Since 18 can get married, then 16 and 17 can start marriage." What's wrong with being in love?"

"Don't look at me with that 'this kid is so stupid'!" Qin Yuyao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Where did you get this gossip?"

"My fans mentioned it on Weibo," Ximen Qing said, "The legal age of marriage in our country is too high. The Netherlands is 12 years old, Maozi is 14 years old, Kimchi is 16 years old, and even Iran is 9 years old. Let's start with 2 years old in our country." , If this continues, it will be very detrimental to the birth rate, our country relies on the number of people to be strong, and the country will definitely not do such a self-defeating martial arts thing."

Qin Yuyao thought for a while, and said, "But why do I think it's not the age that makes me unable to get married or have children? The key is to be poor, right?"

"Who knows," Ximen Qing shrugged, "Anyway, I don't want to have a baby, so you and the charter woman are still the ones to get pregnant, Ru Yao, let's do a test-tube baby some other day? You have finally acquired the power of the eight evils. , don’t you want to develop a big family?”

Qin Yuyao shook her head quickly: "No, no, no need, I'm still young, so I didn't expect to have a baby so early."

If she lived to be 100 years old, she would probably be able to give birth now, but now she can almost live until the destruction of the universe, so there is no need to give birth at all.

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