The Fall of the Vampire

"I, Ximen Qing, are back!"

Outside Xiliang Yaozhuang, Ximen Qing raised her arms and shouted.

Sure enough, there is still a sense of security here. If you are outside, God knows where you will encounter the world.

Ever since she learned that the world is in an island country from the mouth of the gate, she has no intention of soaking in hot springs at all, and asked Qin Yuyao to take her back to Xiakong City overnight.

Besides the two of them, Adjani and Damen Zi also followed.

Damen Zi doesn't have the idea of ​​becoming the underground emperor of the island country. Compared with those, she prefers to be a surgeon to operate on people. Every life she saves makes her feel like she's more than just a skeleton.

"What are you shouting for?" Song Yunwu leaned out of the window and scolded, "I haven't slept enough yet!"

As a cartoonist, it is normal to turn day and night upside down. Now at 8 o'clock in the evening, it was Song Yunwu's bedtime, and she would not wake up naturally until 10 o'clock.

But since she was woken up, she didn't intend to continue to sleep.

"Welcome home." She said to the door after going downstairs.

The latter also warmly returned her a hug, and it really feels like home here.

Damen Zi and Jin Huiyuan also met for the first time, and they both looked at each other curiously.

Of course, Jin Huiyuan, who is the tenth in the list of Asian disasters, would not be unaware of it. Damen Zi had also heard of the name of the killer "Mie Shen".

"Hello, sister." Jin Huiyuan looked very well-behaved.

The longer she lived in Xiliang Yaozhuang, the more she felt that her roommates were all bosses, and only she was the real one.

Although I haven't met Damen Zi, being able to live with Ximenqing and the others for so long is enough to show her strength.

"Ah, Kawaii," Damen Zi had already heard about Jin Huiyuan's situation from Ximenqing, but she was still a little surprised when they met, "Do you know how to fight the landlord?"

"Huh?" Jin Huiyuan didn't realize it all at once, did this topic go off track too quickly?

At this time, Ximen Qing came over: "Haha, it's been a long time since Duan Mengzi left, and Huiyuan, let's come together."

"Oh," Jin Huiyuan nodded in a daze, "it's just Doudizhu, I will."

As a well-educated and talented doctor, she can even fly a plane, so it's no problem to fight landlords.

"However, we have a rule in fighting landlords here," Ximen Qing added, "If you lose, take off a piece of clothing, and then start writing orthographic characters."

"Ah?!" Jin Huiyuan was shocked, "Is it so big to play?"

"Of course," Ximen Qing said with a smirk, "It's too late to repent now! Oh ha ha ha ha."

So, Jin Huiyuan was half-pushed and half-pushed by her to play Doudizhu with Damen Zi.

That night, Ximen Qing was written with ten orthographic characters.

And Jin Huiyuan just took off a pair of stockings. She fights the landlord... super strong.

...

"There is a thief! Someone is stealing steamed stuffed buns!" The owner of a breakfast shop scolded angrily, "Have you never eaten steamed stuffed buns in your previous life!? This is going to be stolen!"

When beggars came to beg for food, he would throw a bun or two at random. I really can't figure out what kind of mentality it is to steal a bun. It's just a sick mind.

In a park not far from the bun shop, a young man with four big buns sat down on a bench.

There was already a child sitting here beforehand, and he handed one of the big buns to the child, and began to eat it himself.

The child didn't answer, but instead asked, "Have you gone to steal something?"

"What is stealing!" the young man pointed forward and asked, "Look at what that is?"

"A meadow?"

"Wrong! It's my land! Look at what's over there?"

"A couple of dogs and men?"

"Wrong! It's my people! I'm the first emperor, and the whole world belongs to me," he said, taking a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, chewing something indistinctly, "the emperor took the things of his own people. , can that count as stealing? It doesn’t count.”

"Oh." The child nodded with a vague understanding.

"You are very good," Shi Huang began to eat the second big steamed stuffed bun, "I will make you a princess when Daqin is rebuilt in the future."

"But... I'm a boy."

"Huh?!!" Emperor Shihuang turned his head in shock, and the steamed stuffed bun fell out of his mouth, "What, what!? You are so cute, but you are actually a boy!? But you are obviously wearing a skirt?"

The little boy looked down, stretched out his hand and pulled up a pair of trouser legs: "Oh, I'm wearing it wrong."

The First Emperor didn't know what to say: "Then... then... I will make you a duke."

After finishing speaking, he began to talk to himself again: "Are all boys like this now? It's different from what I saw in the parallel world. This world is too scary. I have to be more cautious, otherwise Daqin may I'm going to die."

After eating the buns, the little boy asked him, "Where shall we go next?"

He looked very excited, because after Emperor Sui Shi came out, he didn't have to go to school, didn't have to do homework, and didn't have to go back and watch his parents quarrel all day long. Moreover, Emperor Shihuang was very kind to him, even if he went to steal buns, he would not let him go hungry.

The First Emperor thought for a while: "I don't know. In short, get some money first, get me a legal identity, and then get a bank card. Then I will contact my ministers, and they will send me money."

"Oh," the little boy asked again, "how can I get some money?"

The First Emperor: "I... I don't know either."

"Why don't you go to work," the little boy suggested, "I see those people on TV who want to work when they are short of money."

"Working?! Don't be kidding, it is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life," the first emperor shook his head vigorously, "I am the emperor! If I really want to work part-time, who would dare to accept it?"

So, two days later, Emperor Shihuang became a cashier in a small supermarket.

The owner of the shop was an old couple with their children abroad. Seeing how pitiful Shi Huangdi was with a child, he didn't care about his lack of an ID card and asked him to work part-time and gave him a small room. Of course, the little boy is cute, and making the two elders happy is also a key factor.

"I conquered the six kingdoms and ruled the world back then, and my achievements are comparable to those of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. How prestige is it? Now I have to rely on the cuteness of children to get the chance to work. It's a failure. It's a failure."

"Checkout!" Just as the first emperor was talking to himself, a middle-aged man put a bunch of things on the counter, "Do you know why it failed?"

"Huh?" Shi Huang looked at him suspiciously, "You know?"

"Of course," said the middle-aged man, "you are a second-year-old child, work hard to earn money, don't think about those who have nothing but rule the world, hehe, I am Yingzheng, have I told others?"

"What!? Your name is Ying Zheng too!?" Shi Huangdi looked at him in shock.