The Fall of the Vampire

The tenth incarnation of Vishnu, Kargi, is indeed a white horse, and in mythology, he can also achieve the show operation of "I ride myself".

But what Ximenqing didn't expect was that this horse...it stood upright.

Oh my god, a horse stands just like a person. Fortunately, it is not an ordinary tall horse. It can stand less than two meters, otherwise the chandelier on the ceiling would be knocked down by it.

What's even more frightening is that this guy still has a big gold chain hanging around his neck, a pair of square sunglasses on his horse's nose, and a pair of sexy pink beach pants under his crotch are even more eye-catching because they are so tight.

I saw the white horse's two front hooves in a strange posture like arms, and at the same time tilted the horse's head and said quickly: "Hey, what kind of vindictive horse? I don't understand your words! Please call me handsome white horse!"

"Um?"

At this time, a big "?" popped up in the hearts of all the girls in Xiliang Yaozhuang almost at the same time.

Song Yunwu: "What is this guy talking about? Why does it sound weird."

Qin Yuyao whispered: "I think it might want to rhyme, just like the recent variety show 'this is rap'."

"La... Lapu?" Song Yunwu didn't understand at all, "But it doesn't rhyme, doesn't it just have the word horse at the end of every sentence? What kind of rhyme is it? And the horse in the second sentence is obviously forcibly added. Right? I almost thought it was the same mouth fetish as those cute girls with meow at the end of the sentence, but it doesn’t look cute like this? Instead, it feels a little disgusting.”

Although the voices of the two people were small, they were so close after all, that almost everyone in the room could hear them clearly.

Ximenqing stood up and pulled Song Yunwu's hand: "Hey, renter, don't talk about it, it hurts my heart, I almost cried if I didn't see her."

Song Yunwu and Qin Yuyao hurriedly looked at the white horse, and there were indeed tears glistening in the black horse's eyes.

"Damn it!" Song Yunwu was startled, and hurriedly said, "I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously, I don't know anything about Lapp, I'm just a layman."

The white horse rubbed its eyes with its hooves, and said in a rap-like manner again: "I didn't cry, it's because the wind is too strong in this house, don't underestimate the horse, I'm a bad horse!"

After talking four paragraphs in a row, it probably felt good about itself, and after thinking about it, it added: "Skr..."

Inside the villa, the air was suddenly quiet.

The word embarrassment almost condensed into substance in the air.

Both Ximen Qing and Song Yunwu were embarrassed to complain, but the sincere Qin Yuyao couldn't hold back after all: "It's too windy, an excuse that kids can't use now, and such raps will be eliminated in the auditions. "

Baima was shocked when he heard the words, as if he had been petrified.

After all, Ximen Qing and Song Yunwu couldn't hold back, and burst into laughter almost at the same time.

"Ru Yao, don't talk too much, at least they added a Skr, so it should be no problem to be on TV, hahaha," Ximen Qing covered her mouth and couldn't hold back her laughter, "and maybe it will become popular. Oh, haha."

Everyone vaguely heard a few "clicks, clicks", that is the sound of the white horse's heart breaking... If the animation effect can be made, then the white horse at this time must have been shattered after being petrified.

"All right, all right," finally the charter woman took control of the situation, "I'm here as a guest, so I'll give them some face."

Ximen Qing: "Skr, Skr...hahaha, I laughed at Skr, I'm sorry, I can't help it, hahahahaha..."

The more she laughed, the more exaggerated she was, until she rolled on the ground with her stomach in her arms.

Maybe it was because the heart was pierced too hard, Baima finally couldn't take it anymore, and shouted in a rap way: "I don't know art! I don't have a clue in my heart! The horse didn't cry in anger! You are just an old woman !"

After finishing speaking, it paused again, probably unable to think of a rhyme, so it added: "Skr!"

"Old woman?" Ximen Qing was taken aback, and her face sank immediately, "How dare you say I'm old?! Charterer, don't stop me! I'm going to cook a roasted whole horse today!"

Song Yunwu folded his hands on his chest, stood aside and said, "I didn't stop you, just go ahead."

"..." Ximen Qing hesitated for a moment, and said to the white horse, "Let you go today!"

The white horse wanted to say something more, but the bald head painted with gold paint finally spoke: "Can we talk about business? I really want to sleep, let's finish this quickly."

The white horse was a little reconciled, and suddenly switched to the incarnation of Narosinha with a human head and a sphinx.

"Huh? Why me?" Na Luo Xinha felt his heart tremble when he saw so many people surrounding him, and hurriedly got under the table.

Jin Huiyuan poured tea and came over, and when she saw this, she took a cup to her under the table. Xiaoguai felt that it was novel, and also got under the table to observe Luo Xinha.

Jin Qinan and Song Yunwu sat down facing each other, while Ximen Qing and Qin Yuyao were on the other side.

"So, what exactly is the deal?"

The golden lacquered man glanced at Song Yunwu: "Speak up, I'm too lazy to speak."

Song Yunwu rolled her eyes and said to Ximen Qing: "I found him that day and asked him clearly the purpose of coming to Xiakong City this time. He said he was here to find someone, so I reached an agreement with him. Help him find someone, he will put away the Buddha Kingdom in his palm and do nothing unnecessary."

Qin Yuyao asked: "Looking for someone, who are you looking for?"

The golden lacquer man still didn't intend to move his mouth, Song Yunwu said, "It's one of his incarnations. The Snow Emperor has ten incarnations. Although they are one body, each incarnation has a different personality, but many years ago he accidentally He lost an avatar, and after looking for it for a long time, he was finally convinced that the avatar was in Xiakong City, so he used the Buddha Kingdom in his palm to pull in all the evolutionaries in Xiakong City, hoping to find that avatar."