The Fall of the Vampire

Feng Luo is a freshman in high school, who lives in the capital city, with average grades, average looks, average stature, obsessed with the second dimension, but his family is very rich.

During the winter vacation, the family hired a tutor for him.

He actually refused at first, high school is already so busy, who can resist another tutor?

But when he saw the teacher and looked at the sweater that was stretched high, he didn't object anymore. Who can stand it~

This tutor is the daughter of Feng Luo's mother's colleague. The two families have a good relationship, and they even invite her to spend Chinese New Year with her at home.

Later he learned that the teacher was in a single-parent family, and her father worked outside during the Chinese New Year, so every Chinese New Year was spent at home alone.

On the first day of the new year, their family went out to pay New Year's greetings, and when they came back at night and saw the teacher sitting alone in front of the piano, he suddenly felt very distressed.

Feng Luo suddenly remembered that a while ago in a group called "Secondary Salted Fish Concentration Camp", an administrator had mentioned a website called "God's Prank".

He is also one of the administrators of this group, and he joked at the time, saying that clicking on this link must be a bunch of pornographic pictures.

But then a group member said that she tried it, and the website was actually real.

Feng Luo was skeptical, chatted privately with that group member, and roughly asked about the website.

Then, he logged into "God's Mischief" according to the group friends.

He found the photo of the teacher's father in her circle of friends, and got the location from her mouth. Finally, he chose the executive officer "Xiaoyue" recommended by the group of friends.

A few days later, he really learned from his mother that the teacher's father was beaten until his face was full of flowers.

He was so happy at the time, but on the surface he still had to hold back, he comforted the teacher, and then turned around and gave Xiaoyue a set of "5-star praise + reward" combos.

"Old man, dare to make my wife cry, this is the price!"

It was the age of the second in middle school, and he had already brazenly called the teacher "wife" in his heart.

On the Lantern Festival, the teacher still spends it with their family.

Feng Luo originally served a bowl of glutinous rice balls for the teacher to eat, but just as he walked in front of her, he sneezed and added a large amount of toppings to the glutinous rice balls.

That's embarrassing.

"I'll change a bowl for you." He hurriedly turned around.

"Wait a minute!" The teacher stopped him, then took out a handkerchief and wiped his face, "There is heating in the house, so don't run outside, or you'll catch a cold easily."

Being treated so tenderly, Feng Luo nodded in a daze, in fact, there was already a villain in his heart going crazy.

[Her handkerchief! It's her handkerchief! Her hand touches my face! yeah! yeah! Oh yeah! 】

Behind, Feng Luo's mother was whispering to Feng Luo's father: "My son's father, it seems that there is something wrong, my plan has succeeded!"

"If Lao Jin finds out when he comes back, he will beat you up."

"It's okay, I'm a woman, if he doesn't dare, the most he can do is beat you."

"..."

After changing to a new bowl of glutinous rice balls, the four of them sat around in front of the TV to watch the Lantern Festival Gala.

But the programs on the main TV station were getting more and more out of touch with the times, and it was really boring to watch. After a while, Feng Luo's father couldn't help but change the channel.

"Are we old? These things are made for young people now?"

"Dad, I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding of young people, we don't like this kind of thing."

When it was transferred to Xiakong TV, it happened that the sketch "Selling Abductees" was staged.

"Big flicker... big fudge..."

"Huh?" Hearing this line, Feng Luo immediately thought of the short manga that Teacher Qing'er posted on Weibo earlier.

In fact, he has an unknown identity, that is, the urging party of Teacher Wu Qing. If there is nothing to do, he likes to go to the Weibo of the two teachers of Wuqing to urge updates. Of course, sometimes typing too quickly can also turn into root blowing. It's all about the input method.

Feng Luo's father was about to continue changing channels, Feng Luo quickly stopped him: "Wait a minute, look at this?"

"Is this interesting?"

"Maybe."

Feng Luo couldn't believe it either. While watching the sketch with his family, he turned on his phone and @everyone in the group.

"Come out, watch Xia Kongtai, Teacher Wuqing's comics are on TV!"

There is an immediate reply below.

"Damn it! Really! I thought this comic was like a sketch at the time, but I didn't expect someone to act it."

"Hey, you are all watching in front of the TV, I just sat under the stage and watched the scene."

"Damn it! Big man, beer! You don't even need a draft if you're bragging."

"If you don't believe me, the camera caught me just now."

...

Feng Luo glanced at the TV subconsciously, just as the camera turned to the audience applauding.

"Damn it!" He saw that the teacher's father was sitting in the front row, and the bruise on his face was absolutely unmistakable.

At this time, the teacher next to him looked at him suspiciously: "Do you know my dad too?"

"No, I don't know, what I said is that I am quite comfortable leaning on the sofa."

...

Although the ratings of the Lantern Festival Gala were not as good as the Spring Festival Gala, and it was still a local TV station, "Selling Abductees" still aroused discussions within a certain range.

This is not limited to the second dimension, this skit is really interesting, even older people will like it very much.

And those who know comics, whenever they hear someone talking about "Selling Abductions", they will proudly lean over: "You don't know, but this sketch is actually adapted from comics." They pretended to be aggressive.

...

"You don't know, this sketch is actually..."

"It's adapted from a comic, I know," Qin Yuyao said to her classmates, "I even drew part of this comic."

"Damn! That Wang Shu is really you!" The classmate exclaimed, "I always thought it was just because of my looks."

Qin Yuyao picked up the juice, pulled off her scarf and took a sip without saying anything.

What did Sister Ximen say? Oh, the invisible pretense is the most deadly.

It has been half a month since she returned to her hometown, and the relatives who should be visiting have already finished, and now she is called out by her junior high school classmates to hold a class reunion.

This winter, she is wearing a knitted hat, a scarf pulled high under her nose, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses without lenses. Usually, she is really unrecognizable as the cartoonist Wang Shu.

But she didn't mean to hide it, and the news spread among the classmates all at once.

"Qin Yuyao, have you really become a cartoonist?" Several people gathered around.

"I remember you used to always be at the bottom of the art class with me? Where did you go to make up after nine years of compulsory education?"

"Why are you so tightly packed? Is your photo from P? How could it be so beautiful?"

"Yes, yes, you are old classmates, let everyone see, but your skin is really good."

...

Qin Yuyao half-pushed and took away the scarf and glasses frame, and the air in the private room of KTV suddenly fell into silence, as if the waiter suddenly came in.

Going to Sanjiang, and it will be on the shelves in half a month without any accidents. I hope you will support me a lot.