The Fall of the Vampire

"no!"

"nonexistent."

"Think about what Brother Hot Dog said at the beginning?"

"Teacher, I love you! Take a lick by the way."

"Front row, remind the watch! Blow the watch!"

"Teacher, you dance so beautifully, why don't you dance more?"

"My house has a lot of wine, would you like to come to my house to have a drink?"

...

Ximenqing has never bought zombie fans. The 500,000 are almost all real fans, and they are not the kind that have been saved over the years. She has only opened Weibo for a month, and she is very active. So she only sent it for half a minute, and there were already a lot of messages below.

But who are these people? Those who grab the front row grab the front row, those who lick the dog, those who blow the watch, and there are still people who want to trick her into getting her drunk.

"Drunk me? Why don't you make waves like this!" Ximen Qing was also helpless, how could he have such a group of sand sculpture fans?

Until later, she found a comment with thousands of likes, "Teacher, I hope to have such a New Year's gift every year in the future."

"Fuck! Forgot!" Seeing this, Ximen Qing realized. She did prepare New Year's gifts for fans. But because I was drunk, I almost forgot about it until now.

Sand sculpture fans thought that video of drunk dancing was a New Year's gift, but it wasn't.

Fortunately, a fan reminded her, so she hurried back to her room and posted a comic with only nine long pictures.

For those who celebrate the Chinese New Year, of course, they should post something fun.

...

As a loyal fan of Teacher Qing'er, Li Yue has always felt that he is different from those naive secondary school two-dimensional people.

He's a grown man, a successful social being, with no interest in comics or kid stuff.

The reason why I follow Ximenqing's Weibo is just to lick the selfies that Teacher Qing'er sends out occasionally.

"Yo, posting pictures again?" Seeing Ximenqing's Weibo update, he immediately clicked in to check it out. He is happy when he sees a picture, and he can lick it to his heart's content again.

However, when he zoomed in, he realized that it was not a selfie at all, but a strip comic.

"This... what's so interesting about this, why isn't it a selfie? I want to see a selfie!" He was disappointed, but still took a look out of curiosity.

He knew the two characters on stage, one was Ah Zhu and the other was Ah Zi. Some time ago, A'Zhu was on the hot search, and he knew something about it.

He remembered that Ah Zhu was dead, could it be a story from the past?

He continued to look, only to see AhZi walking in front with a walking stick, and AhZhu shouting "Big fool! Big fool!" behind.

Ah Zi quickly turned around and said, "Sister, can you stop calling me by my stage name?"

Next, a conversation between the sisters reveals the general background of the story. It seems that Ah Zi is no longer a little witch of the Xingxiu School, but a salesman.

When someone has insomnia, she sells sleeping pills; when someone buys a horse, she sells saddles...

Some time ago, their elder brother Duan Yu Lingbo's micro-stepping was too flamboyant and his legs were sprained, so Ah Zi wanted to make a pair and sell it to him.

Who would have thought that King Zhennan's family was rich, so they just made a wheelchair, and Ah Zi's crutches were not sold.

"This street is full of people with good legs and feet. Who are you abducting and selling to?"

"I will pick one with good legs and feet and sell it today! Otherwise, how can I reflect my status as the number one salesman of the Xingxiu faction?"

At this time, a villain passed by on a bicycle.

The style is a bit different.

It is the villain Dio in "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure".

Ah Zhu shouted right there: "Guai la, guai la, guai la..."

Then Dior's bicycle turned and turned, turning in front of them: "I said, do you know where I'm going and let me turn?"

A'Zhu hurriedly changed his shout: "Sell it, sell it..."

Ah Zi: "Connect together."

"Abducted! Abducted!"

Did Dior hear this? Turning around quickly: "Who!? Who wants to kidnap and sell whom?"

...

"Hehehe." Looking at it, Li Yue laughed out loud.

Suddenly his eyes darkened, and when he looked up, he saw a pair of eyes staring at him.

"Oh! Wife, you want to scare me to death!" Li Yue patted his heart.

His wife complained: "Are you a guilty conscience? Are you looking at a picture of a pretty girl again?"

"I didn't!" Li Yue immediately pointed to his own chandelier, "I swear to the lamp! I never looked at other people's photos. If I did, let the lamp fall and kill me!"

Li Yuqi, who happened to be under the lamp, ran away quickly: "Damn! Dad, is there anyone who cheats your son like you? You are not under the lamp, and you will hit me if you fall!"

"It's okay, your fate is hard, you won't die," Li Yue thought for a while, and then added, "Probably."

"Mom, am I really his own?" Li Yuqi felt the deep malice from Lao Tzu.

"You take a photo of him when he was young, and compare it in the mirror. Is it true that you are not sure about your own self?" Mrs. Li gave her son a glare.

Li Yuqi stopped talking, what else could he do to his parents like this?

At this time, Li Yue took his wife's hand again, and said to her, "Come on, let's watch together."

"What?" Mrs. Li leaned forward curiously.

A few minutes later: "Hehehe."

This time, two pigs came out together.

The cartoon published by Ximen Qing is called Selling Guai. Needless to say, the original author is the absolute king of the 21st Century Spring Festival Gala, Uncle Benshan.

But since he wants to draw comics, Ximenqing must change it.

He first changed the big flicker couple into Azhu Azi sisters. A'Zhu's fans have been calling for a resurrection, so she simply let A'Zhu meet everyone again in this form.

But it's not interesting to just draw the Babu of Heaven and Dragon, so she simply changed Dior's character design and turned it into an honest baker.

The general plot has not been changed, only a little detail has been changed.

For example, when it comes to selling sleeping pills for insomnia, I draw a white blood cell, and when I buy horses and sell saddles, I draw Qiao Feng.

After watching "Selling Abductions", Li Yue and his wife laughed like crazy.

"What's so funny?" Li Yuqi went up to take a look, and found that there was a watermark of cartoonist love in the corner of the picture, and suddenly realized that his father cared about Teacher Qing'er as much as he did.

He immediately turned on his phone to check Ximen Qing's Weibo, and then finished watching "Selling Abductees" in one go, laughing until his stomach cramped.

"No, such excessive things must be posted in the group." As a result, when he entered the group, he found that every group had already been posted.

"Have these people been single for thirty years? Are they so fast?"

...

Li Yuqi's family was not the only ones who were amused by this short comic. Soon, "Selling Abductees" spread.

The audience of this kind of skit suitable for all ages is quite scary...

The first update of 2019, happy new year everyone