The Era of the Second Element of the Literary Girl

-One hundred and forty-three- 1 Be sure to squeeze out the wallets of the dead nerds!

As a believer, what should you do when you see the gods you believe in?

Thinking of this, Zhao Haiming subconsciously bowed to the goddess.

Do you think he is worshiping the goddess as a believer?

No!

On the surface it was like this, but in fact he just wanted to see if, as the legendary goddess of water, this Aqua was wearing underwear. After all, in the rumors and TV animations, the goddess of water has always given people a feeling of not wearing fat once, but now, Zhao Haiming wants to see it with his own eyes. In the official figure of the headquarters of Moying, Aku Did Master Ya put on fat once or not!

However it turns out...

From this angle, even if you bend down, you can't see it at all.

Unless he chooses to lie down on the ground in front of his friends and two clerk girls, but that would be too perverted, and it is obviously blasphemy against Akuya-sama, this kind of thing, as a firm Akexi As a Christian, Zhao Haiming can't do it at all. Well, even if you want to do it, you have to do it secretly in a place where no one is around, and you can't do it in public, or you can't bear the shame.

certainly!

Do you want to buy Akuya's figure?

nonsense! Of course you have to buy it! Is this the idol of the Axis Cultists?

Just like people who believe in Guan Erye will put a statue of Guan Gong at home, how can Axis believers not have a statue of the Goddess of Water in their homes? !

On the other hand, Qian Yu, who is his companion, has almost finished shopping in the store. After all, he is not a house, and he doesn't know these cute girls. He just thinks that the plastic figurines here look very delicate and pretty.

However, after seeing the price, Qian Yu was speechless... Are plastic toys so expensive? Which retarded person would buy it?

With all this spare money, why not go out and date a real girl? As long as the routine is right, and by the way, pick an auspicious day such as Tanabata, maybe you can hit second base or even hit home plate that night, okay?

However, when Qian Yu turned around, he saw his good friend Zhao Haiming put several boxes containing figures on the counter, and he was taking out his mobile phone to scan the QR code to pay the bill, with a very strange expression on his face. Also very lewd smile.

"Are you sick? Each of these plastic toys costs more than a thousand. It's obviously a scam. Are you crazy?" Qian Yu was startled.

Buying such an expensive plastic toy, I'm afraid this person has lost his mind!

On the other hand, Zhao Haiming replied emotionally: "This is called...love."

...

Since the publicity was zero, passers-by randomly came in to visit, so there were not many customers in the "Paradise House" in the first two days, including a large number of passers-by who didn't know anything about the housing market, so even fewer sold up.

However, Li Xiaoci didn't feel anything about it, and she didn't think about whether there was something wrong with her decision-making like a normal capitalist. Lick the hands on the counter or something. Of course, the figurines in the cabinet must be wiped clean, and customers will not be allowed to touch them randomly, so Xiao Dai Mao has no psychological pressure at all when he licks them.

Hi~!

This house is made of figures, all of which belong to her!

It's her wife!

It's her treasure!

Thinking about it carefully, this is simply the realization of the dream of the previous life, isn't it!

On the other hand, on the Internet, such as Tieba forums and other places, the first batch of customers who bought figures finally started their performances.

After all, what's the point of buying such an expensive thing if you don't take it out to show off besides using it for yourself? Don't forget one thing, that is, Lu Xun said that pretending to be aggressive is everyone's rigid demand! Life is incomplete without pretense!

For example, on Zhao Haiming's side, after returning home, he took a photo of Akuya-sama with a bright smile like a Shiba Inu with his mobile phone, and posted it on the Internet: "It turns out that the goddess is wearing underwear! Don’t you people think that Aqua doesn’t wear it anymore after watching the anime, but she still wears it!”

Then there was a large reply below:

"Damn it, this Akuya is so exquisite! The boss made his own DIY figure?! Awesome!"

"fart,

Goddesses with panties are not real goddesses! Our Axis Church does not recognize the existence of such a goddess! "

"I don't know why, looking at Akuya's smile, I feel like my IQ is dropping crazily..."

"This mentally handicapped goddess looks so good!"

"I really want it, but I don't know how to make figures. Can you sell me one?"

The figures these days are limited to handmade large touches, and a small number of large touches will be sold on the Internet, but the workmanship is generally not good. The mouth may be crooked, the fingers may be deformed, the face may be distorted, and even the edges of the painting may shake and splash a lot of color. Anyway, the details are impossible to see. However, Zhao Haiming's is different. It is definitely the most exquisite workmanship that many people have seen so far. This shocked many people.

There is actually a big guy who can make a figure of this quality? !

The mentally handicapped goddess still has this kind of Dou Zong strong believer?

It's unbelievable!

Then, Zhao Haiming replied triumphantly: "This Akuya is my newly opened 'Paradise Home' on the first floor of the headquarters of Station B... No, it should be 'Wife Home'! I bought it here Official figure! This is officially sold by Moying. Think about it for yourself. Akua is the original character of Moying animation. Does she wear underwear? Isn’t the official figure enough to prove it?! Let me tell you, This Akuya alone cost labor and capital a thousand soft girl coins!"

"Fuck the official seller? Is this actually sold by Moying himself?"

"One thousand yuan?! Is this a robbery? Why is a plastic figurine so expensive? I saw that the self-made figures sold by Datuo online are only seventy or eighty yuan!"

"Idiot, do you think the self-made figure is comparable to the official high-quality figure? You can see how perfect the details are in the photos. Even the straight man's photography skills and gentleman's photography angle of the landlord can be so good-looking. Is this him? How about a real figurine! No, this is no longer a figurine, this is my wife!"

"But a thousand yuan plastic figurine is too expensive, isn't it?"

"I think it's a fool. Alas, the dead house is really easy to deceive. I'm afraid the landlord is not trying to enlighten Akuya."

"Brother upstairs, let me ask you, your wife is in someone else's hands, do you dare not pay?"

"That's right, it's too expensive to buy a wife. If you go into a relationship in the future, you'll understand. That's real money burning. In contrast, if you buy a wife for a thousand yuan and lick it for a lifetime, you've already made a lot of money, okay?" ! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the pricing of Wife’s Home!”

"But I have no money QAQ... I can't save enough money to buy a wife QAQ..."

"If you don't have money, go to sponsored dating! If you are a boy, you can wear women's clothes and get paid. It's such an easy way to make money, why can't some people learn it?"

In fact, on the night of the opening of Paradise House, there have been posts about such beautiful figures appearing one after another on the post bar, and aroused a lot of discussion.

How should I put it, there are still some negative comments. After all, the price is too high. Many people can't afford it or are reluctant to bear it, so they will take the initiative to acid those who buy it. Also, there are only photos at the moment, and the specifics need to be paid. Only after seeing it for myself did I know that Paradise House currently does not accept online ordering. If you want to buy it, you have to travel thousands of miles to Kyoto.

However, more people are still jealous and envious.

"Damn, I'm so sour! I want it too! But if I go back and forth to Kyoto, the travel expenses will cost thousands of dollars!"

"Fuck, this dog bought Aisaka Taihe and Sophia even more than the owner?! Stop! I won't allow you to lick my wife! Get your dirty tongue away!"

Someone downstairs replied: "Big Brother, NTR face to face, are you happy?!"

"I love your mother!"

So, on the second day and the third day, Paradise House attracted many local dead houses in Kyoto. Many of these people may not be able to afford them, and they just came to see their wives. The atmosphere in the entire Paradise House store is extremely perverted and weird.

"Damn it, I saw my wife Sophia! This tit! These thighs! My tongue is so hungry!"

"Fatty man, please restrain yourself, in the public... eh? I'll fuck it! This winter horse is so cute! This ass is so cute!"

"What, there is actually a Dongma party here? Dongma Xiaosan!!!"

"Get out! Xuecai Bichi!"

"Miss clerk, may I ask, if I don't buy it, I just want to take it out and lick it... Ah bah! Can I just take it out and have a look?"

Then, the clerk girls could only smile awkwardly and politely: "...No." Nonsense, only the big boss Mo Shao can lick the figures in these cabinets, if they are touched by other wild men Or licked, wouldn't it give the boss to NTR? Then they must be fired the next day!

Not only that, some gentlemen squatted or even lay down on the ground with a camera in order to peek at the bottom of some hand-made skirts, which scared the shop assistants and sisters enough... Customers, this is a regular shop! Please don't do such indecent actions in public, okay?

Are you all perverts?

You are perverts!

Therefore, when the store closed for business at night, Li Xiaoci came over for a stroll, and saw two clerks with haggard faces and slumped on the sofa for resting in the store, with their legs spread out unladylike, with a look of being trapped With their spoiled expressions, even when Li Xiaoci leaned over to poke their thighs secretly, they didn't react too much.

Xiaodaimao immediately nodded thoughtfully.

Well, it seems that my wife's family has earned a lot of money today. You two excellent employees will continue to work hard in the future, and you must work hard to squeeze out the wallets of the dead houses!

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