The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

"You...you...you can't do this." Divine Xiao Chen looked like he was about to cry.

"I am you, you are me, why do you want to cheat yourself?"

The divine Xiao Chen talked with tears in his eyes and looked at the human Xiao Chen pitifully, obviously not wanting to hand over the mountain **** jade.

Humanity Xiao Chen touched his chin and smiled and said, "Although what you said makes sense, but I don't listen, what can you do with me? Hey hey... Don't be wordy, get it out for me as soon as possible."

The divine Xiao Chen drew back a piece of green fist-sized jade from the air in front of him.

The jade is crystal clear, and there are various visions inside.

Human Xiao Chenle's eyes narrowed. With this thing, his life can basically be guaranteed.

"You let Lao Tzu go." The human nature Xiao Chen grabbed the mountain **** jade, but the divine nature Xiao Chen looked stubborn and didn't let go.

"No, not loose."

"Oh, hey, the guy is quite stubborn, I'll take it back..."

Human Xiao Chen's backhand is a monkey stealing peaches.

This action scared the divine Xiao Chen and let go of his hand.

"You...you...you rascal, you big idiot." Divine Xiao Chen flushed with fright.

"Slightly...hahaha!" Humanity Xiao Chen laughed loudly and stuffed the mountain **** jade into his mouth.

"Okay, let's go, let's go, go out." The human nature Xiao Chen patted his stomach with satisfaction, shaking his head and walking towards the front.

"Wait for me, big straw bag." The divine Xiao Chen caught up with the human Xiao Chen, pulling the corner of his clothes, looking weak.

"God stick, help me do some calculations when you have time, and see what fortune your buddy is going to reincarnate this time."

"No, it doesn't count."

"The **** is itchy again, right?"

"you dare."

"Look, airplane"

"Ah! Really?"

"Flap! Pop! Pop!"

"You old liar, old hooligan, big silly..."

...

In the void, Xiao Chen's body was sitting cross-legged here quietly.

At this time, there were no other changes in Xiao Chen's body, but the newly-grown body, with green in black, was really ugly.

The three phantoms looked around the flesh for a while.

Divine Xiao Chen asked tremblingly: "Big Demon, this...who is this ugly thing?"

Demon Xiao Chen rarely showed a hint of happiness, and smiled: "This ugly thing is yourself, old liar."

"Wow..." Divine Xiao Chen cried on the spot.

"I don't want to use such ugly things, I want to go home, I want to find my mother."

The human Xiao Chen looked at the demon Xiao Chen with a dazed expression and asked, "Butcher, how far are you from the earth?"

Demon Xiao Chen thought for a while: "It seems... it seems to be quite far away."

Humanity Xiao Chen rolled his eyes, this guy said quite far, it should have crossed several galaxies.

"Come on, how do you think I am going back? Or you divide the body and send me back."

Devilish Xiao Chen pondered for a moment: "I will send you back after the body is divided. Yu CD-ROM is in my hands. It is not difficult to go back."

Humanity Xiao Chen breathed a sigh of relief, now this body should not have enough power to walk in the air.

Now that there is a Yu CD, things are much simpler.

"I'm still crying, I will kill you if I cry again." Xiao Chen's humanity looked like he was about to eat people.

Divine Xiao Chen wiped his tears, and said pitifully: "It's so ugly, I don't want this flesh."

"Hehe..." Xiao Chen laughed in a wave of humanity: "I asked you to reincarnate, you don't want to go, and now you feel that your body is too ugly, you chose it yourself, boss.

"Then...then I want the upper body." Divine Xiao Chen poked his fleshly head cautiously.

Hearing these words made the devilish Xiao Chen angry: "You said that you want the upper body. If you take the upper body away, I will run around on two legs?"

"Hahaha..." After hearing this, Xiao Chen laughed wildly.

A very happy picture appeared in my mind inexplicably.

A great emperor with only the lower body, walking around with two big long legs, wandering around the world, it is really interesting.

Although the upper body can be transformed, the fact that only the lower body remains will not change.

"What are you laughing at? It's funny?" Demon Xiao Chenqi's head almost exploded.

"Hahaha... It's funny." Human Xiao Chen slapped his thigh and laughed wildly.

"Huh!" Divine Xiao Chen raised his chin proudly: "Big Demon, you have no choice, you can't beat me."

"I will fight with you today." The magical Xiao Chen looked like he was trying to get old, but he kept winking at the human Xiao Chen.

Humanity Xiao Chen hugged demon Xiao Chen and exaggeratedly shouted: "Don't go, you are going to die, what should I do if you die!"

"Are you disgusting?" Demon Xiao Chen broke free of his human nature, sitting in the void unhappy.

"Haha..."

Seeing the devilish Xiao Chen's grievance, Xiao Chen laughed for a while before stopping.

"Okay, okay, I'll give you points!"

Humanity Xiao Chen made gestures to the body, pulling it horizontally and vertically, and the other two people who watched were shocked.

I am afraid that I will be divided into bad parts.

Humanity Xiao Chen smiled and shook his head, teasing enough.

Reached out and made a gesture before the forehead of the body.

"Split in the middle, one and half, okay?"

Demon Xiao Chen nodded, indicating that it was okay.

The divine Xiao Chen looked upset, staring at the crotch of his body and said, "If you divide like this, what should little JJ do? Do you also want to separate from the middle?"

"Huh?" Xiao Chen stunned for a moment: "Why are you worried about this? This body is also used to temporarily accommodate the spirits. You must reshape your physical bodies."

Divine Xiao Chen pouted, and said unhappy: "I don't care, you have to give me the little JJ."

"Do you have a girlfriend? What are you doing with little JJ?" Human Xiao Chen asked dubiously.

"You want to control, I can't use two eggs to pull it!"

Humanity Xiao Chen rolled his eyes and said, "Even if you have no feelings for your old man, you will go to heaven without two eggs."

"It's your shit, idiot."

The human nature Xiao Chen looked at the demon Xiao Chen again and asked, "What do you say? Would you like it?"

Demon Xiao Chen nodded solemnly: "It's a man's dignity. I have to take this."

In fact, there is no need to fight over the things that will be available for reshaping the flesh in the future, the devilish Xiao Chen just wants to disgust the divine Xiao Chen.

"Big Demon, you intend to make trouble with me, right?" Divine Xiao Chen raised his fist as if he was about to bite.

"Haha!" Demon Xiao Chen smiled disdainfully: "This body is half of mine, and my request is completely reasonable. Do you still want to steal it?"

"Big Demon, I don't think you will die if you don't see the yellow river, you won't cry if you don't see the coffin, you won't go if there is a way to heaven, and there is no way to hell.

Divine Xiao Chen said, showing two tiger teeth, smiling like a little demon.