The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

Liu Jun was rubbed on the ground by the enchanting woman, hitting his head full of bags.

"Team leader...help me." Liu Jun finally seized an opportunity in the gap between the beatings and shouted for help.

The other four turned their heads to the side as if they hadn't seen them.

"The whole army attacked." At this time, the solemn voice sounded again.

With the sound of this voice, the enchanting woman finally stopped beating Liu Jun's hand and flicked her hair coolly, "Take my old lady to open the brush, and the birds will blow you up."

"Woo~"

Liu Jun's entire head was swollen like a pig's head, completely lost its original appearance.

This is really the first to die before he was born. Before the battle started, he was beaten into a Transformer by the shop owner.

"Go, go."

The honest and honest young man smiled and didn't dare to look at the female boss more.

Shura Field began to send troops.

The honest young man followed the little soldier and walked towards the middle road together.

Xiao Chen made some changes to these creeps. These creeps were not like those in the League of Legends.

These little soldiers were full of energy, wearing blue cloaks with sloppy bags and holding big dazzling blades. The sturdyness revealed on their bodies was simply a green forest hero among the howling mountains and rivers.

"Lao Zhang, how was your luck yesterday?"

"Ah, don't mention it, this month's salary was all taken away by the camel."

"Tsk tusk, it's not that I said you, you still have a family, so you don't usually bet a little bit less."

The simple and honest boy was dumbfounded, and he drew his ears, thinking that he had hallucinations.

But the chattering voice of the little soldier next to him came to his ears again.

"Fuck, it's young, and the soldiers started chatting."

The honest and honest boy had a **** expression on his face.

Little Bingjia looked at the honest boy and said, "Where is this idiot, yelling here."

Little Bing B: "I guess where the recruits came from, there are no rules at all."

Simple and honest boy, "I was despised by the little soldiers, and I was scolded as a stupid man."

"Hey, that stupid recruit, follow in the footsteps of the uncle, and wait a while to save your dog's life."

Little Bing B shook the big blade in his hand triumphantly, and greeted the dazed honest teenager.

The honest young man swallowed his saliva and looked at the bright blade. After all, the idiot in his mouth did not dare to scold him.

The little soldiers kept marching towards the middle, and the two sides were about to meet each other shortly.

At this time, Xiao Bingyi suddenly walked around behind the simple boy and kicked on the boy's ass.

"Explore the way for grandpa." Little Bing Yi said viciously, shaking the big knife in his hand.

The simple and honest boy was kicked a few steps and came to the front of the team.

The young man turned his head and glared at him, and several soldiers raised their swords with a disdainful smile on their faces.

The boy took a deep breath. Not only was he scolded as a stupid by the soldiers, he was also treated as a Muggle, and he was forced to walk in the front as a target. He really saw a ghost.

The honest young man looked at those big knives, but after all he did not dare to break out.

If they were chopped into meat sauce by their own soldiers, it might make others laugh.

The two sides met in the river, the honest boy looked at the guy in the front, and finally got a lot of balance in his heart.

The enemy walking in the forefront is impressively the leader of the second group, Zhou Mazi.

Zhou Mazi's head is covered with blood, and he has big footprints. It depends on the situation that he has suffered abuse!

Zhou Mazi had an expression of irreverence, so he asked another question, "Can the soldier speak too?", and was beaten up by several violent army masters. The most important thing was his practice in a wild state. Those who were beaten actually had no power to fight back.

"Hey, the dog thief on the opposite side, eat Grandpa with one stroke to smash Huashan."

An irritable army master Zhou Mazi carried a machete and slashed at the head of the honest young man.

For a time, the sword was full of energy, and the four wilds were squinted.

The honest young man was dumbfounded, "Sword...sword spirit, damn, is this a soldier or a master of martial arts!"

Seeing that the big knife was about to fall on the young man's head, he suddenly kicked him out with one foot.

"Dogday's stuff, watching the show!"

The irritable little soldier Yi kicked the honest boy and greeted him with a big blade.

The battle officially started. For a time, the sword and qi in the middle were criss-crossed, and it was a chaos among martial arts masters.

Zhou Mazi and the honest boy hid in the grass, and they didn't dare to move, for fear of being injured by the knife.

The two looked at each other with a wry smile, this **** thing is really a Shura field!

...

On the road, Liu Jun wore a big pig's head and followed a few army masters tremblingly.

An army master glanced at Liu Jun and asked his companion next to him with a look of confusion: "Is this a human or a pig?"

The army master who was asked thought about it, and said, "It should be a pig head, there are a lot of half-human and half-demon things in my hometown."

The muscles on Liu Jun's face beat a few times, and he cursed in his heart, "You are the **** pig head, and your whole family is pig head."

"Snapped."

Liu Jun took a hard hit on his shoulder, and a hearty voice sounded: "Pighead man, follow Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will save you a pig's life."

"puff!"

Liu Jun sprayed out old blood and almost died on the spot.

But his situation was much better than the two guys in the middle, at least he was not beaten, and he was not used as a target.

The two sides met on the road.

Liu Jun looked at the guy in the opposite team, his head was swollen like a pig's head, and the guy with two nosebleeds still hung on his nose, and another mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Little Blue Soldier looked at the guy in the opposing team, the guy who couldn't tell his true colors, and said, "Oh! You also have pig heads, disrespectful and disrespectful."

The little soldier from the red side gave a gift: "Unexpectedly, you also have a pig-headed man. There is indeed a destiny. Since it is so destined, how about we fight another day."

Lan Fang Xiaobing Jia: "That's what I mean."

After speaking, the two soldiers actually sat together and chatted.

Liu Jun looked at the sky and thunder rolled in his heart, "This is the **** battlefield! You have been a family!"

While the army masters were chatting, the "pigheads" from the two sides took the opportunity to get into the grass on the road.

"Fuck, who are you?"

"I'm Liu Jun, who are you?"

"Fuck, I'm the second cow."

Liu Jun: "Why are you beaten like this?"

Niu Er: "Don't mention it, I just praised the lady who sells things so beautiful, she said that I am a disciple, and indiscriminately beat me like this."

Niu Er said, tears flashed in his eyes.

Thinking of what happened to him, Liu Jun was not only beaten as a pig head, but also recognized as a pig head by the soldier, tears flashed in his eyes.

"Woo~" The two cried in their arms, a pair of hard brothers.

After the two cried, they took out the cigarette again, and sat in the grass, puffing up.

"Ding."

At this time, a majestic voice sounded in their hearts.

"It is detected that the two of you are suspected of making soy sauce, and an immediate incident is triggered." The two of them looked dumbfounded.

At this time, the little blue soldier who was sitting outside chatting in the grass said: "Let's go back like this, and it won't be bad for any casualties!"

Little Red Soldier A nodded: "Yes, or let the two pigheads fight each other, we might have an explanation when we go back."