The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

Xiao Chen weighed the thick iron rod in his hand, and winked at the shivering roommate.

"You...you...you are robbery, I want to report to the instructor." Looking at the iron rod thicker than his own arm, the roommate was so frightened that he almost cried.

"It's robbery!" Xiao Chen looked at his roommate with a foolish face, "Didn't I mention robbery from the beginning?"

"You are ignoring military laws and regulations, don't mess around, you will be sent to a military court." The other roommates also threatened tremblingly.

"Stop talking nonsense, hand over the Heavenly Resentment Stone, or I won't be polite." Xiao Chen cheerfully pointed at his own brain, "I've been bitten by a dog in my brain, I'm a patient, killing people is not illegal, I have a doctor's sister who prescribed it." Prove it!"

The roommates looked at each other in despair, why did they have such a big devil roommate.

"I... We also want to practice, can we just grab half of it." A fat and white roommate began to discuss with Xiao Chen with a teary voice.

"One, leave one for you, and don't kneel down to thank my lord for your kindness." Xiao Chen laughed while holding the iron rod.

"I'll fight with you." A tall and strong roommate rushed over without hesitation.

"I like hard bones." Xiao Chen gave a thumbs up.

But what Xiao Chen didn't expect was that this bastard rushed halfway, turned a corner, went straight to the door, and roared, "It's a robbery, it's a robbery, come here!"

"Pfft!" Xiao Chen almost couldn't spit out a mouthful.

Jumping over, a stick was thrown on this guy's ass, and the blood was splashed on that big butt in an instant.

"Here, here, I'll give." The strong roommate was so painful that he almost died on the spot, and quickly took out the Sky Resentment Stone.

"I agreed, I'll keep one for you." Xiao Chen "mercifully" put a Sky Resentment Stone into the hands of his crying roommate.

"You devil." Looking at the pitiful Sky Resentment Stone, the roommate couldn't help it anymore and burst into tears.

"Cry, keep crying, this is the best way to vent." Xiao Chen put away the Heavenly Resentment Stone, and happily walked towards the other roommates.

"Nine, here you are." The chubby roommate took out the Sky Resentment Stone without any backbone.

After all, he didn't want to try that bloody ass.

"Here you are, here you are..."

If someone takes the lead, things will be much easier.

The six roommates contributed a total of fifty-four Heavenly Resentment Stones.

"Hand it over, too." Xiao Chen finally extended his claws to the Nine-Tailed Fox.

"I hate it." The nine-tailed fox gave Xiao Chen a coquettish look, and smashed ten Heavenly Resentment Stones on the guy's face.

Everyone trembled more and more as they watched, even their own brother was not spared. Is this still a person?

"Everyone, thank you for your cooperation. If you encounter trouble in the future, please report me as Xiao Datou, and I will support you." Xiao Chen happily turned off the lights and continued to practice.

In the dark, everyone didn't dare to vent their breath, leaving only the poor roommate, a strong man, who kept crying.

"Fucking robbery." Just ten minutes later, Xiao Chen turned on the light again.

The reason is very simple, dozens of Heavenly Resentment Stones only opened up ten acupoints, plus one large acupoint.

There are hundreds of acupoints all over the body, plus one hundred and eight large acupuncture points, the difference is too much, and this Heavenly Resentment Stone is just a drop in the bucket.

Everyone couldn't take it anymore this time, the fat roommate started crying, "If we don't play with you like this, we'll only have one Heavenly Resentment Stone left, you have to leave us a mouthful of soup if you eat meat, now You don't even let us lick the bowl."

Seeing the fat man crying sadly, Xiao Chen scratched his head in embarrassment. For an old man crying like this, it must have caused some sadness, right?

"A total of hundreds of recruits, you can't just point at us as a disaster."

This sentence opened up a new world, yes, there are not a few recruits this time.

"Thank you for reminding me, when I get rich, your benefits will be indispensable." Xiao Chen picked up the big iron stick and rushed out.

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, with gloating faces.

The Nine-Tailed Fox reluctantly got up from the bed, followed Xiao Chen, and went to bring the supplies to avoid this bastard's enthusiasm for snatching.

At that time, I'm afraid it will be the end of five minutes of shooting.

...

"Hey, grandson." Xiao Chen didn't go far from the door when he saw the guard standing guard and went up to mock Laman.

Seeing Xiao Chen wearing the recruit's training uniform, the guard was so angry that he almost went to heaven on the spot, he had never seen such an arrogant recruit.

"Gas-guzzler." Xiao Chen rushed forward, raised the big iron stick, and smashed it firmly on the guard's chin.

Poor guard, before he could react, he was whipped and turned a few somersaults in the air, then hit the ground heavily, and passed out.

"Hey, grandson." Xiao Chen rushed into the guard's quarters next to him again, knocking in the dark.

The poor guards were all knocked out in their sleep.

"Beat and rob." Kicking open the door of the recruits' dormitory, an arrogant voice rang out, "Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, neither men nor women stand in the middle, don't rob sex, don't rob money, just a little Heaven's Resentment Stone, it is the most cost-effective thing in the world to destroy wealth and eliminate disasters."

The Nine-Tailed Fox who followed behind covered his face, how could he like this crazy person, at this moment Nine-Tailed Fox had a major doubt about his own aesthetics and emotions.

Ping ping bang bang, there was a sound of beating from the dormitory clock, followed by howling wolves and ghosts.

The Nine-Tailed Fox who was following behind had to wave his hands to block out the sounds so as not to attract the patrol.

"Why is your butt so high, your big brother is not interested in men."

"Your underwear is very chic, but it's a little small."

"Oh, you still have a long tail, which is quite interesting. Let your big-headed brother pet it."

"Why cry? You have to hand over your things when you cry."

"Come on, sing a song and listen to it. If you can't sing, the big guy will teach you to sing conquest."

"If I find out, whoever reports to the patrol team, I will cut off his penis."

While robbing, complaining at the same time, Nine-Tailed Fox listened outside and couldn't laugh or cry, this guy really has something wrong with his brain.

After robbing the first dormitory, Xiao Chen rushed to the second dormitory without stopping.

"Don't twist your ass, Big Brother is an upright man."

"You fucking sleep naked, the little bird will snap off for you."

"Hey, you still want to be a hero and fight against evil forces, right?"

...

When it was almost dawn, Xiao Chen robbed twenty recruits' dormitories, almost all of these recruits were robbed.

"I wish everyone good dreams."

Xiao Chen happily returned to his dormitory with the big iron rod and the spoils of war on his shoulders.

Several roommates sat up startled in a dying dream, shivering under the quilt, like a spoiled little daughter-in-law.

When they saw Xiao Chen's big bag of spoils, everyone's eyes almost didn't drop. This big devil really went to rob the entire recruit company.