The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

"Assemble." Xiao Chen was having fun when an officer walked in swaggeringly.

A group of recruits trembled in fright at the thunderous sound, they did not dare to neglect, they all lined up, and Xiao Chen was also in the queue.

Only the five people who were kneeling were kicked by Xiao Chen, even if they were kneeling, they didn't dare to get up.

"Are you deaf?" The officer seemed to have a bad temper, so he pulled out his whip and whipped it hard.

Several people howled like ghosts and wolves after being whipped, and quickly got up.

Xiao Chen stared back, and the guys knelt down limply again.

The officer was furious, but he didn't force much, and he pumped more vigorously.

After going back and forth like this for a few times, several people finally broke down. Some called mother, some called father. They only had one purpose.

"Guard, send these idiots out to me, and record them in the file." The officer put away the small leather whip and said cheerfully.

These guys are dudes, and they came to the army to be gilded.

It would be best if they could be swept out, and if their parents intervened in the future, the blame could be thrown on Xiao Chen.

"Are you annoying?" The officer looked at Xiao Chen and asked with a gloomy expression.

"None of your business, did you eat your rice?" Xiao Chen squinted his eyes, looking like a loafer.

"I..." The officer never thought that this guy was so courageous that he dared to challenge himself.

The officer was quite optimistic about Xiao Chen before, but now it has changed. When such a person goes to the battlefield, he is the one who doesn't obey orders.

The officer pointed at the few people who were dragged away, and said sharply, "I give you two choices, either say sorry to me, or be like them, get out and go back to be your civilian."

"Who the hell are you?" Xiao Chen raised his slap and was about to slap him.

The Nine-Tailed Fox next to him hugged Xiao Chen, smiling all over his face: "Sir, don't mind, my brother's brain was injured when he was a child, and he has a problem that no one is afraid of. Don't be like a patient."

"You're the only one who is sick!" Xiao Chen rolled his eyes.

"Look, look, I'm sick again, and I don't even pay attention to my elder brother." Jiuwei quickly pressed Xiao Chen's hand that he wanted to raise again.

"What?" The officer looked confused, "No one is afraid, what's wrong with this?"

"Sir, keep busy with your work, just pretend you didn't see this patient." Nine-Tailed Fox said, pulling Xiao Chen to the back of the line.

Xiao Chen finally calmed down, Nine-Tailed Fox let out a sigh, he was really afraid that this bastard would slap the officer to death, and he would be wanted by the whole city by then.

"You still come to serve as a soldier if you are sick. You must be sick! Anyone can be admitted to those idiots at the conscription office." The officer frowned and complained.

"Who the hell are you saying is sick?" Xiao Chen jumped out and yelled.

"Okay." At this moment, an older officer walked in and stopped Xiao Chen.

Xiao Chen was not a fool either, he took advantage of the downhill slope to stop and slapped the donkey, otherwise the slap would have smashed that bastard's head.

"My name is Yi Ming, and I'm the chief instructor of the recruits." The instructor looked at a group of recruits, nodded slightly, and made a simple self-introduction.

"Since the Legion is here, no matter who you were in the past, I'm not interested. From now on, you are soldiers of the dynasty." These words were obviously meant for Xiao Chen.

"The instructor is awesome, the instructor is mighty." Yi Ming's words obviously sounded a lot better, Xiao Chen waved his hands happily.

Yi Ming almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, typical of unorganized and undisciplined.

But thinking about what happened just now, this guy has a strange problem that no one is afraid of, Yi Ming shook his head helplessly, "What kind of problem is it, let the military doctor come and show him later."

The Nine-Tailed Fox twisted Xiao Chen's waist fiercely, he really didn't understand whether this guy was here to practice or to make trouble.

Then Yi Ming talked about many rules and training courses.

Finally, it was time to distribute the equipment.

Because it is a practice legion, it is different from the aircraft and cannons of other legions. Here are practice resources and some basic magic weapons.

"These things are enough for you to break through the first level. After a month, those who haven't broken through the first level will automatically go away." At this moment, Yi Ming finally showed the fangs of the iron-blooded instructor.

"Little guy, come here." After speaking, Yi Ming stopped Xiao Chen.

"Why?" Xiao Chen said with a reluctance on his face, "I'm going to practice, so let me fart."

"Pfft..." Yi Ming almost took out his pointer and gave this guy a blow.

"He's a patient, he's a patient, don't be as knowledgeable as a patient." Yi Ming muttered a few times in his heart, and finally calmed down.

"I heard from your brother that you had a brain injury when you were a child?" Yi Ming asked.

"Yeah." Xiao Chen nodded, "That's right, a dog gnawed on his head when he was young."

"Ahem..." Nine-Tailed Fox almost couldn't laugh out loud.

Seeing the instructor's questioning eyes, Nine-Tailed Fox nodded seriously: "That's right, my younger brother was bitten on the head more than 20 times when he was playing with dogs when he was a child. At that time, the family was poor, and he didn't get treatment in time, so the root cause of the disease fell."

The nine-tailed fox spoke miserably, looking like a child from a poor family.

Yi Ming sighed, life at the bottom of Dynasty is still not easy.

"I have the best doctor here, come with me to the hospital!" Yi Ming still likes Xiao Chen, although he is a prick, but only such soldiers have fighting power.

"Why." Xiao Chen rolled his eyes, "No, I still have to practice, and getting a beautiful girl is the business."

Yi Ming resisted the urge to slap someone, and said with a smile, "The doctor is very beautiful, from the Hua clan."

"Go, let's go right away. I'm sick, an incurable disease." Xiao Chen walked out of the door with his head held high.

Everyone was dumbfounded, and now they are really sure that this guy is really sick.

The nine-tailed fox stomped its little feet, this old rascal.

...

"Ah... open your mouth."

In the military doctor's office, a beautiful big sister was examining Xiao Chen.

Because she belongs to the flower clan, the woman has a nice body fragrance on her body.

As soon as Xiao Chen entered the room, he sucked wildly, wishing to suck all the air in the room clean.

"Little guy, don't breathe deeply for a long time, it's not good for your heart and lungs." The doctor reminded with a smile.

"Xiangxiang smells really good." Xiao Chen shook his head inhaling, with a satisfied expression on his face.

Yi Ming next to him had black lines on his face. This guy is indeed sick, and he is also mentally ill.

"The little guy's body is beyond ordinary, very good, and his cultivation aptitude is also top-notch, there is nothing wrong with it." The doctor told Yi Ming.

Yi Ming pointed to his own head, signaling that something was wrong with Xiao Chen's brain.

The doctor spread his hands helplessly, "If it's really a problem with the head, it's time to go to the General Hospital for an examination."