The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

When Xiao Chen returned home, he saw Wang Duoduo sitting on the grass at the door, playing with the dog with a small bag.

The sharp-eyed Wang Duoduo saw Xiao Chen with a single glance, and rushed towards him waving his hand.

"Brother Xiao Chen."

Looking at the bag in Wang Duoduo's hand, Xiao Chen was one head and two big, and the scene of being forced to feed two days ago is vividly visible.

Xiao Chen grabbed the bag in Wang Duoduo's hand, and tore the bag opening wide apart, then opened his mouth to an incredible degree, and poured the contents of the bag into his mouth.

But in the blink of an eye, Xiao Chen dumped all the contents of the bag into his stomach.

Xiao Chen impatiently returned the bag to Wang Duoduo and said, "Little idiot, after eating snacks, go play your own, don't bother me."

Wang Duoduo looked blankly at the empty bag in his hand, with two big smiling golden retrievers painted on the bag.

"Wow."

A big golden retriever with a smirk ran over, looked at the empty bag, and then at Xiao Chen, his eyes full of questions.

Xiao Chen also realized that something was wrong at this time. The two big golden retrievers on the bag were really piercing.

"Fuck, what did I do? Why did I eat half a bag of dog food?" Xiao Chen looked at Wang Duoduo with a dazed expression.

Wang Duoduo shook the empty bag and asked, "Brother Xiao Chen, is this little biscuit delicious? Duoduo always wanted to taste it, but his mother wouldn't let it."

The corners of Xiao Chen's mouth twitched a few times, and he smiled awkwardly: "It's delicious, crunchy, chicken-flavored, hehehe..."

Wang Duoduo thought about it seriously: "But my mother said it was for dogs!"

Xiao Chen's eyelids jumped, and then he smiled maliciously: "Don't listen to your mother for everything, you can try it yourself."

Wang Duoduo nodded, and took out a few pieces of candy from his small bag and handed it to Xiao Chen, "Brother Xiao Chen eat candy."

Seeing the candy in Wang Duoduo's hand, Xiao Chen felt like he was strangling the little idiot. "I'm a great emperor who actually ate half a pack of dog food. If this matter is spread out, what will happen to others? Yourself?"

Xiao Chen seriously considered whether to kill someone or not.

Wang Duoduo saw that Xiao Chen didn't pick up the candy. This time she didn't seem to cry. She stretched out her hand to the cold road and said, "Good-looking brother eats candy."

Xiao Chen was a little curious when he heard this. Although this Leng Xiaolu is a lady's big boss, he is also a woman in appearance.

Does this little idiot have any special skills?

Leng Xiaolu didn't seem to care what others called him, and said thank you politely after taking Tang.

Xiao Chen asked, "Little idiot, I'm a big sister, why are you called brother?"

Wang Duoduo pouted and looked at Leng Xiaolu's chest and said, "Sister? Then why doesn't this sister have a grandma?"

"puff."

Xiao Chen almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood. Do you use your chest to distinguish between men and women when you are feelings? Should your eyes be covered by your crotch?

Wang Duoduo looked at Leng Xiaolu blankly.

At this moment, a Shar Pei with a big belly dragging its belly and wagging its tail like an electric fan appeared in Xiao Chen's field of vision.

Looking at the belly that was so shining, Xiao Chen flew up and kicked: "Hey, where are you from the monster."

Shar Pei was kicked by Xiao Chen and flew out. The Shar Pei in the air sprayed a large piece of paste-like object.

"Wow, big head, big head, are you okay!" Wang Duoduo rushed to pick up Shar Pei.

Watching the Shar Pei with his tongue drooping and rolling his eyes, Wang Duoduo's tears bounced straight out.

"Woo~" Wang Duoduo said while crying, "How can a dog be beaten by such a cute dog?"

Xiao Chen raised the back of Shar Pei's neck maliciously.

"Who caught the back of your destiny?" Xiao Chen asked, looking at Shar Pei.

Shar Pei looked at Xiao Chen's smile and shook his head frantically.

Xiao Chen nodded with satisfaction and continued: "Are you a dog?"

Shar Pei looked dumbfounded, "I am not a dog, can I still be a pig?"

Just looking at Xiao Chen's smile, Shar Pei shivered all over, and then under the gaze of the three of them, Shar Pei shook his head frantically.

Xiao Chen nodded in satisfaction, and threw the Shar Pei to Wang Duoduo, "You see it admits that it is not a dog anymore, so little idiot, I didn't hit the dog. Don't open your mouth and slander me!"

Wang Duoduo hugged the Shar Pei, put it in front of his eyes and asked seriously, "Are you really a dog?"

Shar Pei looked at Wang Duoduo's big watery eyes, then looked at Xiao Chen who was leaving, after all, he did not dare to shake his head.

At this time, Xiao Manyu just came out of the room and saw Xiao Chen holding Leng Xiaolu's hand at a glance.

"Dad, Mom's brother brought his girlfriend back."

Xiao Chen almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, where are all the **** things?

Xiao Chen's mother appeared next to Xiao Chen in an instant, and the speed was really fast and frightening.

Xiao Chen's mother grabbed Leng Xiaolu and pulled Leng Xiaolu into the house with a smile, leaving Xiao Chen with a blank face.

"Girl, what's your name?"

Leng Xiaolu lowered his head a little shyly, and whispered, "Hello Auntie, my name is Leng Xiaolu."

Xiao Chen's mother looked at the blushing Leng Xiaolu, she really liked it.

This girl is not only beautiful, but also has a quiet personality.

"Xiaolu, where are you from?"

"Xiaolu, when did you meet Xiao Chen?"

"Xiaolu, how old is this year?"

"Xiaolu, you keep this bracelet, this is the dowry Xiaochen's grandmother left for me."

...

Leng Xiaolu was blushing when asked by Xiao Chen's mother. This is exactly the conversation between the mother-in-law and the future daughter-in-law!

Xiao Chen was also confused when he heard it, ha ha!

...

At the dinner table, Xiao Zhengyang looked at Leng Xiaolu, and liked it more and more. Now it is really hard to find a girl who is so beautiful and has such a good personality.

Xiao Zhengyang winked at Xiao Chen, and then secretly stretched out his thumb.

Xiao Chen grinned, and Xiao Zhengyang shuddered as he saw this smile, and a bad premonition surged into his heart.

Sure enough, Xiao Chen said, "Mom, my dad said that the path looks ugly."

"Xiao Zhengyang, your eyes are covered by your crotch, and you are still lame. Tomorrow my old lady will take you to the ophthalmology department." Xiao Chen's mother snarled at Xiao Zhengyang's ears.

Xiao Zhengyang was in pain, and quickly begged for mercy: "My wife, my wife, I was wrong. You see there are others here, so let's save some face!"

"You still know that you need a face! Why didn't you say you need a face when you lied to your children?"

Xiao Zhengyang closed his mouth immediately. He knew that if he dared to say something, he probably didn't know how many years ago his old account would be revealed.

Xiao Zhengyang has always been puzzled. Why do some women usually get confused, but when they quarrel, they can remember their old accounts no matter how old they are?