The Director of Music Department

"Then why is there a telephone pole at the entrance of the small wild store in the desert? Why can the wild store be restored to its original state in a short period of time after the protagonist and those people have a fierce fight? The premise is that there are no people living in the store for more than ten miles?

And why can the electric fan in the wild store in the desert drip water? "The more Zhou Qing looked at it, the more he felt that there were many problems.

Then his girlfriend was completely fucked.

"Can you [Yuyou Reading] can't you watch a movie quietly?"

Zhou Qing opened his mouth, then decisively shut up.

The movie was still going on, and after that, the Dust Army, which was described as extremely terrifying, could only shoot arrows?

The more Zhou Qing watched it, the more he felt that this movie was so nonsense, anyway, all kinds of plots made him dizzy.

As for the heroine and heroine, as long as they appear in the camera, it's like a street posing. It's eye-catching, but it's a movie.

Also, the heroine's father is dead, she doesn't care at all, but soon fell in love with the hero.

Next, explore the cemetery.

Then, Zhou Qing almost didn't spit it out. At the beginning, the male protagonist was still commenting on a "Ding" vessel, such as the "Ding" of the Zhou Dynasty, and then summoned a... . Medieval European Knights!

Yes, it was played by a foreigner!

Anyway, Zhou Qing was in a daze, wondering what the director and screenwriter were thinking when they were working on this plot? What logic?

Also, at the beginning the European knight was very fierce, and then he fought with a group of people, and someone was killed, but, but, after that, the European knight was shot, and he was completely cold.

After that, there were many traps, and there were heavy casualties. Then, a baseball bat solved the problem!

Were the previous people all idiots?

Can a baseball bat solve such a large mechanism? The previous people all died in vain?

Then, what made Zhou Qing's eyes widen even more was that four unkillable ghosts appeared in the cemetery. Come on, the sudden appearance of these four cemetery guards is not so strange. After all, at least these ghosts are not Europeans.

Then, Zhou Qing went to Sparta again, because the male protagonist Chen Jin grabbed a golden stick unexpectedly!

Then the ghost got on top of the heroine and fought with the hero.

Then an even more outrageous scene appeared, the hero killed the four ghosts with the light of the Ye Mingzhu, and then the Ye Mingzhu turned into weathering? Weathered, the key is that the tomb is full of pools!

This is not over yet, after that, they found a golden coffin, and said seriously, the coffin was sealed, and the corpse inside was actually a mummy!

Moreover, a tarantula crawled out of it!

At this moment, even Lan Jing was confused: "I remember that the tarantula seems to be from South America, right? And isn't this coffin completely closed? How did the tarantula live in it for thousands of years?"

"Don't look at me, I have more questions!" Zhou Qing spread his hands and said, he felt like crying, my dear, you finally, finally started to ask questions, labor and management have already saved 100,000 why, you actually Just asked a question.

Oh, no, it's two, right? right?

Then, the tomb was about to collapse, and villain No. 1 actually started to recall at this moment.

Not to mention that there are too many problems with the plots you recalled, let’s just say, why don’t you run away quickly at this time, and a group of people are here to accompany you to reminisce?

"Is this a dream? He has recalled it for at least a long time. Is the tomb cooperating with him? Will it collapse after he finishes recalling it?"

"I really want to know this screenwriter." After the movie ended, Zhou Qing felt a sense of relief, and then he said leisurely.

Lan Jing looked at her boyfriend with question marks on his face.

"I especially want to ask him, how did he come up with his brain? Why can he make up such a story that people can watch and have a hundred thousand whys in his heart?" Zhou Qing said with a look of admiration.

At the same time, a man sitting near them suddenly cursed loudly: "Fuck, I've really had enough! What the hell are these things!"

His words were like a key, activating the resentment of the movie viewers, and then all of them couldn't help but start complaining.

Anyway, in this movie, there are too many places to complain about.

"It's really a husky day. I suddenly felt that Chen Jin and Xiao Xiao's acting skills are actually very good compared to the quality of this movie. At least the handsome men and women are beautiful, and the plot is simply shit."

"Agreed, it's better to just make it into an idol drama, god damn it, who can tell me, is the small shop in the movie really deep in the desert? No matter how good our country's infrastructure is, it won't be so good Can electric poles be installed in the depths of the desert?”

"Also, why can the great cauldron of the Zhou Dynasty summon European knights?"

"I really don't understand. Since the treasure map is on the male protagonist, and the heroine's father has been killed, then the question arises. Why do you want to kidnap the female protagonist? Why not just go to the male protagonist?"

"..."

Moreover, the key point is that even Chen Jin's fans like Lan Jing nodded in agreement this time.

It can be seen that everyone is really speechless about this movie!

Feng Ming is an offline investigator of Huaguo Film Data Network.

What I usually do is to take some small gifts, and then go to the entrance of the theater to guard, wait for the movie to end, and then do a questionnaire survey to some viewers who have watched the movie.

Huaguo Film Data Network's offline sample surveys are much more reliable than audience votes on websites such as audio-visual networks on the Internet, and film critics' comments.

However, the investigation in this area is actually still in its infancy. In fact, in Hollywood, this kind of offline investigation system is already very mature, but in China, this has only just begun.

The main issue is supply and demand. There are very few film companies in Huaguo who are willing to purchase this kind of service. Usually, some film companies will send their own people to do this kind of questionnaire, and sometimes theaters will also.

But it is rare to go to, for example, Huaguo Movie Data King to buy this kind of service.

Therefore, the Huaguo Movie Data Network is now doing this kind of experiment almost at its own expense.

Today, Feng Ming has a group of 8 people, each of whom is responsible for at least 250 questionnaires.

In fact, if the audience is willing to cooperate, the workload is really not too big.

Because of the questionnaire survey, there is actually not much content, mainly to allow movie viewers to rate the movie.

Feng Ming raised his hand and glanced at his watch. The first "Tomb of Life and Death" was almost over.

He set his sights on the entrance of the theater.

Soon people started coming out of it.

"Hello, I'm Feng Ming, a reporter from Huaguo Movie Data King..."

In the end, the first person Feng Ming asked was the couple Zhou Qing and Lan Jing.

"Yes, I just finished watching "The Mausoleum of Life and Death." Zhou Qing and Lan Jing were very cooperative.

"How do you feel?" Feng Ming asked.

"How should I say it?" Zhou Qing thought for a while.

"Let's put it this way, if Huaguo had the Worst Film Award, I think this movie has a very high probability of winning the award. It's so bad that it has reached a new level!"