The devil who loved me

I looked around the compound, but it was too dark for me to picture our way out..Toun and i had our phones on us, i wondered if i should call the police…

I decided to talk to him to while away time till Abayomi picks..

Me : What year are you?

Eli : Year 2000…

He started laughing again. Toun, who was beside me didnt share in the humour..

Me : what about your girlfriend?

Eli : Spirit man doesnt need a girlfriend….

So it is to **** girls that you need abi, idiot…

Me : oh,…You never had one?

Eli : E get one girl like that, Favor…chai…that girl worry…Na her toto be the sweetest wey i don ever taste…e be like honey…

The imbercile was smacking his lips…

Me : So where is she now?…

Eli : Ah…she don graduate since '05…married to a pastor…

Me : im sorry

Eli : hehehe…you dey form caring Tanatolo?..Favor dey always complain say my thing too big…say i no dey do foreplay…tell me…man wey don shayo dey remember foreplay?

Me : i get your point Eli…

Eli : Abi Jafar dey do foreplay before him hammer u?

Me : Jafar is not my boyfriend…

Eli : so u wan tell me say na only your boyfriend you dey straff?…fine girl like you…

I kept quiet..The discussion wasnt going as planned…

Me : whats up with you and Jafar?

Eli : Jafar?…that boy na bastard!..na me bam the idiot for this school..him come dey carry chest for me now…na the idiot commot my eye….emi!…oju olorun…infact as i dey remember the guy i dey vex…

Me : but you look nice like this o…bad boy nice…

Eli : you dey crase…maybe i go chuck your own commot too…

Me : if u initiated Jafar, why are you people not brothers…?

Eli : Oya shut up…E don do…I no knw why Orisa dey tey like this…

I called Abayomi's number, it was switched off…

Eli brought out a stick if cigarette and smoked….

Eli : who be your boyfriend for this school..

Me : i just broke up with him…

Eli : oh.. mean say ur toto go don dey wither now.? i will bring it to life…

Me : Eli, i am ok…

Eli : Tana friend, i know say na Abayomi be your bobo…i go leave remain for am no worry….

He was getting impatient so he called Orisa again…He didnt pick up…

Eli : Oya make we go inside….

He turned to face Toun and I….we hesitated until he unleashed his pistol again…

Eli : Abi make i call those boys make dem join us?…i must warn you, most of their p---k na shakabula o..

I tried to make eye contact with Toun, but she was looking down dejected…i wanted to make a run for it…i doubted if we would escape but we had to try…