The devil who loved me

As soon as the service was over, I walked to their pew to say hello to him. Toun must have noticed because she met me as I was exchanging pleasantries with Uche.

Me: Uche, I haven't seen you people in this church before

Uche: yes, we are born-again

The rest of his colleagues that heard this laughed, I looked at Jafar, he looked at me like he was looking for something in my eyes.

Me: anyways, welcome to our church. Why didn't you people stand up when they asked new comers too?

This time , he didn't bother answering me, he laughed away with his colleagues. I walked to Jafar. Abayomi had walked to where we were and was chatting with his chic.

Me: thanks for the other day

Jafar: you are welcome

Me: are you going to be a frequent member of the church?

I heard Timi unmistakable voice behind me, he was with Abayomi and Toun.

Jafar: Do you want me too?

I wanted to say 'yes' but then, what reason would I give, so he would make heaven?..so I just smiled.

Timi came to my hand and stretched his hand for an hand-shake with Jafar.

Timi: hello boss, I am Timi

Jafar: Jafar

His eyes registered the fact that this was the same Jafar that Abayomi told him about. I hoped Jafar didn't see it in his eyes

Timi: nice native

Jafar: Timi, excuse me as I finish my discussion with Tana.

Timi was taken aback for a second, but he smiled and took it on the chin. He walked away while Jafar continued our discussion.

Jafar: we have a month till the elections, are you guys ready?

Me: I guess we are

Jafar: good. I have a good feeling about it

Me: if we lose, I hope you are not too disappointed in us.

Jafar used his palm to brush my face, from my fore-head to my chin. The movement was light and gentle. He spread his fingers as it got to my chin.

Jafar: I would not be disappointed in you.

I looked at him and he looked at me. I was not sure why but it seemed everybody else froze around us.

Me: thanks for coming, I have to go now..

Jafar: wait..

Me: what?

Jafar: have dinner with me in my house tonight

I wondered if that was the reason he came to church

Me: I am sorry I cant..will be very busy.

Jafar smiled.

]Toun was waiting with Abayomi when I walked outside. Luckily the Pastor didn't insist on all those his meetings today. They were leaning on Timi's car. Annie and Timi must have been having an argument because when I walked to the car, they were staring angrily at each other.

Me: Annie whatsup?

She ignored me. Toun and Abayomi noticed and did what all good friends do, start talking to me immediately.

Toun: Tana, we have been invited to Aisha's party tonight.

Me: mehn, I just wanna sleep all day

Me: Abayomi, is it to late for me to step down?

Abayomi: who will take your place

Toun: Kofo na..

I don't know why I laughed, but I did, Toun laughed harder and gave me a high five. Abayomi looked at me with eyes that could pierce a rock.

Abayomi: Tana, your Papa left balls!

Me: your mama right breast!

At this time, Annie had left with her pussycat doll friends, Timi was looking at us. I wondered if he told his girlfriend what happened between us.

Abayomi: Timi, carry us go house na, abeg. I cannot waste my money on the satan girl called Tana.

Toun: what did Tana do na…oh..you think I don't know that you f----d Kofo?

Abayomi kept quiet.

Toun: I don't blame you, sometimes I can be a bad girlfriend. But the next time you f--k her, you and Acho will become buddies.

Abayomi: I love you..

Toun: its not like you have a choice, I heard Uche has been straffing the hell out of Kofo, sometimes she misses classes sef..lol…no love from kofo…

Abayomi quietly enterd into Timi battered Mazda, Timi sat infront of him and was busy telling him how lucky he was to have an understanding girlfriend.

Me: please Toun, take it easy with Abayomi. He loves you.

Toun: I know, I just want him to feel bad. And fear me..

Me: anyways sha..

Toun and I sat on the back seat.

Timi started the car and was cruising on the streets of Ago, with the most popular student car in Ago due to how shabby it was, when Toun asked him a question.

Toun: why don't you drop your chic in her house, abi she no fit enter this your car?

Timi: she no be my chic again o…

Abayomi: what do you mean bruv?

Timi: Annie and I have broken up.