The Dark Wizard of Hogwarts

Chapter 71 I'm not dead, I'm lucky

How can a living person suffocate urine to death!

Many strong and confident people, when they encounter difficulties, will roar in such an awe-inspiring voice, and then try all kinds of methods, go through many ups and downs, and finally succeed.

That's how movies work, and sometimes life does.

Holding back urine hurts the kidneys. In his previous life, Rey had seen a subject that counted death offending people who were aggrieved. One of them took part in an expensive urine holding contest, and he won the contest and got the money, but he also died because of kidney failure.

It seems that there are times when living people are suffocated to death by urine. Leaving aside the real examples, among them: a penny stumbling a hero can very well reflect the artistic conception of a living being suffocated to death by urine.

Now Rey is another good example of being suffocated by urine.

His legs were trembling a little, because it was extremely uncomfortable to hold back. If his movements were a little bigger, he might spill a few drops.

As an adult, wetting his pants is absolutely not allowed, so he can only test his own bladder.

 

The superiors, especially the powerful superiors, like to see the ugliness of the inferiors. This is a common problem.

This is the case with many superiors in history, because everything of the inferiors is determined by the superiors. Since life and death can be determined at any time, why not let the lower-ranking people struggle and perform more.

The dragon at this time is the upper one, and it is similar to Smaug in The Lord of the Rings prequels. Likes to listen to the compliments of the hobbit and watch the jumping clown perform in its eyes.

Rey's embarrassment is much better than the performance of the Joker. Because of a big living person, the invisibility curse was held back by urine.

The dragon's eyes were very disgusting, and then Rey hit the snake on the stick, and in the clatter of gold coins, he walked from the right corner to the innermost left.

After that, he opened his belt openly, aimed at the rock wall and started the great business of releasing water, and then he had a happy expression on his face.

During this period of walking, Rey resisted the urge to urinate, and he was full of ugliness, and the clattering of gold coins kept ringing.

Although the dragon didn't move much, it also switched positions with Rey. If the cloaked Helena wasn't a fool, she would definitely seize this rare opportunity to escape.

After draining the fluid in his body, Rey relaxed and felt extremely comfortable. Then he packed up his clothes and turned around slowly.

Helena had already escaped, and when she heard the mixed noises just now, Rey could judge the result.

This kind of mixed voice, only the parties themselves can distinguish clearly. And even if the dragon's IQ is high, he can't think of what Rey has in mind.

 

Rey didn't want to die, but in the face of the dragon, he was just like an ant, without any difference.

If the ant in front of his dragon doesn't want to die, then he has to be of some use.

The world of intelligent creatures is actually no different from the world of animals. Those that do not work will be eliminated, and those that are useful can continue to survive and develop.

This truth is true no matter what world it is in.

Perhaps it was the feeling of not wanting to die that inspired Rey's potential. So, he, who has never been slapping horses, began to flatter.

Dare to use any word, dare to say anything, as long as it can make the dragon feel surprised, feel that he is incomparably tall, and feel that he is rare in the world.

Everything works!

Rey now resembles the Hobbit who ran for his life under Smaug's claws.

However, after a while of flattering, Rey thought he could escape and ascend. However, the dragon suddenly slapped the gold coin in front of him with a paw.

The gold coins flipped and hit my face, which was very painful.

"Do you think I'm stupid, little wizard?"

The dragon roared,

Interrupted Rey's flattery.

The volume of the roar was very high, especially the fishy wind blowing in front of him, which pulled Rey's hair back violently.

Standing under the dragon's mouth, be prepared for a storm at any time.

Wiping the raindrops on his face, Rey helplessly looked at the ferocious dragon, and couldn't help sighing in his heart: This dragon's IQ is really too high, like a smart adult. Smaug and it are more than one level apart in IQ.

Rey wants to fool around, which is completely impossible.

Without waiting for Rey to say anything else, with a swish, the giant dragon raised its right paw and patted Rey who was standing on the edge of the stone wall.

boom!

A loud bang.

The speed of the dragon's shot is not as fast as before, but the power is several points greater.

The front paws slammed on the rock wall, causing the entire cave to shake, and small gravel and dust kept falling down.

The rock wall was like ooze, escaping from the gaps in the claws. The power of this shot is quite recognized by the dragon.

However, there was no blood coming out from under the claws, and there was no feeling of swatting a fly.

It was very surprised and surprised, because it did not see the little wizard escape from its claws at all.

 

With the might of the giant dragon, those who can resist it might not yet exist.

The power of this shot is surprisingly strong. It must be the person who was shot before, and the broken is not ideal, so the power is increased.

Rey could see the giant claws captured by the dragon, but he could see it, but he couldn't hide it. Even if the speed is relatively slower than before.

At this critical moment, Rey had a flash of inspiration, and quickly took out his wand and cast a transformation spell.

The real black dragon of the dragon family is basically immune to magic. Rey's Transfiguration is naturally not aimed at the dragon, but at the rock wall behind him.

As soon as the Transfiguration was cast, a groove appeared on the rock wall, and the excess rocks bulged high on both sides. So the giant dragon smashed onto these uplifted rocks with a single shot, while Rey hid in the pits that were deformed in the rock wall.

This is really a good method, no matter how strong the dragon is, it is impossible to slap the pit into a flat place with one or two strokes.

What's more, Rey's transformation spell is also not resistant, the depth of the pit is one meter deep.

The dragon raised his hand to charge up, and Rey cast Polymorph. When he took the shot, Rey quickly retreated and hid in the pit.

Time is very short, everything seems to be in this moment. Gives the illusion of Rey being photographed in a rock wall.

After Rey wanted to dodge this shot, before the dragon retracted its claws, he used the shape-shifting spell to punch holes several times. If time permits, even this escape is not impossible.

However, the rock wall resisted the dragon's claws, but it couldn't prevent the loud noise from the rock wall.

The loud noise at such a close distance made Rey's ears hurt, and his head was buzzing, as if there was a high-explosive bomb blasting around him.

After the loud noise, Rey shook his head, trying to wake up his drowsy self.

However, no matter how much you shake it, it has no effect at all.

Not only that, but even his body seemed to be completely exhausted after the loud noise. He couldn't even raise the wand in his hand.

I shouldn't have completely avoided this shot just now. When Rey's body was retreating, he was indeed photographed by the fast dragon claws. It's just that there is a lot of unloading between this retreat and one beat, so he will be alive.

The dragon's right claw withdrew from the rock wall, and then it saw Rey, who was confused and pale.

Amazing!

The giant dragon did not expect that he did not shoot the little wizard to death, but shot directly into the rock wall.

It approached Rey in the rock wall with its big eyes, and looked at the little wizard who made it a little surprising. After half a sound, the faucet was retracted, and the chest and abdomen began to become red.

Presumably this time, it was trying to turn Rey into ashes with fire.

 

Fire Breath!

Just when Rey was about to be turned into ashes, the little cute dragon who had followed him back from the Valley of Evil Spirit suddenly sprang out from the pile of gold coins under Rey's feet, and was separated between Rey and the dragon.

Little Menglong waved his wings as best he could, and called out to the giant dragon twice.

The voice was milky and milky, but the dragon heard it and saw it.

The flame breath that was about to erupt from within the body abruptly stopped the car in the dragon's mouth.

It can be clearly seen that when braking, a small solid flame emerges from the corner of its mouth.

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