The Breakup Guru

"What!" Su morli sobbed: "he is not what the so-called Lang Zhanyi, but my half brother, Su Zhanyi. My elder brother's name is Su Zhanpeng, my younger brother's name is Su Zhanyun, my name is Su Moli, Yi, Peng, Yun, Li. He came back to avenge him because his father couldn't afford to pay him back. But why didn't he retaliate against my father and retaliate against me? What can I do for him Woo ~ "

" your father loves you the most. " I explained.

"My dear daughter!" Su Boyi was caught off guard and felt that his brain was going to smoke: "I didn't know that at that time, but I didn't know it until I had your elder brother. I thought sun Hongwei was my son. I left him to make up for him. I didn't expect that things would be like this and hurt you so much. Dad, I really didn't mean to. I didn't expect things to happen That's it

"I'll go. Mr. Su has admitted that this bloody drama is true!" Muxiaoxi take a breath of cool air, collapse of do not want.

I nodded seriously and said, "little princess, it's OK. You didn't kiss Europa. Nothing happened."

"Die, go away, die away!" Three people roared at me at the same time. Who did I provoke?

Do you treat meritorious officials like this? It's true.

Well, I really can't go at this time. I know too much. I can't help but Su Boyi won't bother me. At this moment, I have to be brave enough to stay with the little princess, and I'll go through the whole time.

"Go away ~ ~" Su Mo Li threw a table of tea sets and cried: "you all get out of here. I don't want to see you again. Go away, roll away!"

The two of us were pulled out of the door, only mu Creek was still inside.

Su Boyi pulled me aside and whispered, "is this true? How true is it? How false is it?"

"Like my universe Football Club equity, 100%, fidelity!" After saying that, my boss's face is extremely bleak, like eating fly excrement.

"Shit!" Su Boyi was extremely angry: "this child hasn't seen for more than 20 years. As soon as he meets me, he will give me a whole set of real and fake Monkey King. I'm so scared to hear that!"

I gathered together and whispered: "it's OK, boss. I've helped you to move with emotion and persuade him with reason. From now on, he and his friends from childhood to adulthood will fly far away to enjoy life, and no longer hate your hatred."

Su Boyi's eyes slanted: "you're right. I'm afraid of this matter. But I'm ok. He has put down his hatred since then, but he has suffered the little princess."

"It's OK." I even said, "if you can dismantle it, you can build it. If you can break it, you can stand up. The boss can rest assured. I promise to take good care of the little princess and accompany her out of the psychological shadow."

"Well ~" Su patted me on the shoulder and said with a gloomy smile, "well, it's still useful for you to live in the world. You don't have to report to the bottom of the river in advance."

Han dada ~

"little princess, I'm coming ~ ~"

when I broke into the little princess's room again, I saw that Mu Xiaoxi was comforting her.

"No, what are you doing in here? Didn't I let you out?" Su morli's tears were so sad.

I closed the door and approached: "little princess, you promised me that I would stay with you all my life. How can I go?"

"No!" Su morli said: "you and dad are a group of bad people, go away ~"

Mu Xiaoxi also advised: "Xiang Er silly, the little princess is in a bad mood, you go out first."

"I can't go My face was bleak: "for the sake of the little princess, I offended her father very much. I told her all his secrets to the little princess. If I go out now, he will sink me to the bottom of the river!"

"Well?" Su Mo Li touched a tear: "that you come over, father let you do, from the beginning to the end to tell me again."

I sat down and said, "well, the first thing is to deal with Lang Zhanyi. When I was in the hospital...

" ah ~ "after hearing this, Su Moli almost didn't get angry:" coach, I think you are a man like the God of war. I didn't expect you to be so bad, and treat me as a fool! "

"I didn't, I was wronged." I spread out my hands and said, "this woman looks at a man. It's in the eye of the beholder. It's all right to look at him. But when we men look at men, we can see the bottom at the first sight. I can see that he has a bad intention. Now it turns out that he has a heart in his heart. I'm not wrong."

Su Mo Li asked maliciously, "what about the next one?"

"Oh, the next one is Li Baiqing. I helped the little princess test him for a while..." I told him about Li Baiqing's collision with a beautiful woman. Now I'm telling the truth and breaking the ship.

Su morli's face was angry and deformed after hearing this: "it turns out that you are playing a trick. You are the worst and worst villain. Go away, get out of my way, and never let me see you again. Roll away ~ ~"

"no way!" I said with a smile: "you promised me, little princess. I used to help Mr. Su do a few things I'm sorry for. You will forgive me. It's you You promised me"You... Cough ~" Su Mo Li's little hand pointed at me, I don't know what to scold.

Mu Xiaoxi sighed: "Xiang Yu, are you coming to air foam glass, or comfort her?"

"I am a good man." I explained boldly: "although I am following the instructions of Mr. Su and eradicating the unruly people around the little princess, I am not wrong in what I have done. I am right in feeling and in reason. We are all good for her from the perspective of little princess. How can those misbehaved boys deserve a little princess who is kind-hearted?"

Su morli was angry and cried again: "it's because I am kind-hearted. You all bully me. You all recognize that I am good at bullying. Wow, woo woo ~"

I explained patiently, "little princess, if you don't have me, you will be together with Lang Zhanyi, and you can't imagine what the consequences will be, and if you are with that good looking person and inner color~ The wolf's Li Baiqing is together. What's the result? You'll only hurt more and feel more sad than now. Others bully you. I won't. I'll do it for you. "

"Hum ~" Su Mo Li airway: "I am good or not what matter you, oh ~ by the way, you are for your football club, for revenge!"

I nodded and admitted: "yes, I just want to revenge, but we get along well. I wholeheartedly say hello to the little princess, so as to realize my goal. The little princess will not be hurt because of this. How many collocations are there? I can tell you such a bad side of myself and all my heart matters to you. I will be frank with you, the world Can you, your father, your brother, or the man you like

Su morli jumped his feet and said, "my father is right. You are a good negotiator. But if you cheat me, I can't forgive you!"

"Say it!" I retorted directly: "say one thing, anything I cheated you about. As long as you can tell one thing I cheated you about, I will disappear from your eyes immediately, and I will not bother you any more."

"I..." Su Mo Li was stunned and stammered: "you have cheated me, several things, Lang Zhanyi, Li Baiqing, those are not all the bad things you do, and Bai Xiangyang and Li Zhaoen are beaten by Zhao Tiancheng, all of which are caused by you."

"Ha ha ha ~" suddenly I was happy, and my whole body was in pain: "little princess, you understand that there is a deviation. I did these things, but I didn't cheat you - you just didn't ask me ~"

"you..." Su Mo Li's delicate body trembled, pointed at me for a long time, and said in a cruel voice: "you see me as a bully, you are a villain!"

"No!" I retorted: "I finally choose to follow you. I have removed all the old men of your father and completely offended your father. Your father always makes people sink to the bottom of the river. Is he easy to bully, little princess, you can't look at the bad side of people. I, Xiang Yu, are loyal to you, second, never cheat you. Third, I only do good to you. I treat you like this Well, how could you have the heart to drive me away? At this moment, you violated your oath to drive me away. The next moment your father buried me in the river. How can you bear it? "

at that moment, Su Moli chose to be dull, but the old kind-hearted princess's eyes are no longer stupid and cute, it seems, a little scary!

"Good!" A full pause for two or three minutes, Su morli spurted anger... Sneered: "I will let you in my side, from now on, you can only listen to my command, whether you are good to me or bad to me, you must report to me every thing you do, tell me your every worry, if you dare to cheat me, I will drive you away immediately!"

"This ~ no problem ~" I hesitated and asked: "Er ~ I'll ask again, what does every thing mean? Is it hard for me to tell you all about the toilet several times a day, peeping at beauties and picking teeth or not?"

"Yes Su morli smile is very cruel: "I give you a chance, as long as there is one thing not said, I will drive you away, then you don't say I can't bear it."

I coughed and said, "this is when men are obscene. I can't tell you all those dirty things. It's sullied to your ears."

"I'm not afraid!" Su Mo Li said in a loud voice: "I've grown up. You can say that you can still disgust me. How can I do that?"

I lazy way: "I am not afraid of disgusting you, but afraid that you know my rogue psychology, you drive me away, then I said is to dig a hole for myself, I am grateful to panic."

"As long as you tell the truth, no matter what, I will not drive you away, I swear!" Su morli was more serious than at that time.

"Oh, that's good. Since you want to know something, I'll tell you the truth." I'll take you out of the club.

When I'm big and solid, I won't be buried in the bottom of the river by Su Boyi. Damn it, I won't serve you then!

"Ha! Interesting!" Mu Creek suddenly jumped up, small hands covered Su Mo Li's ears and muttered a few words.

"Well?" Su Mo Li looked at her strangely, then turned her head and asked, "coach, when did you first go to bed with a girl and who did you follow?""Pooh ~ ~" my face was very bleak: "little princess, the first question you asked is too sharp!"

Su morli bad smile: "how, you want to leave tonight, my father buried in the bottom of the river?"

I especially went out: "the first time is a few years old, I forget, anyway is the second day of junior high school, with... Wu Danru."

"What! Wu Tanru! " The two girls were excited, including Su morli, laughing, but that kind of smile was too bad!

They were chattering again. Su morli asked with a smile, "well, please describe the scene at that time in detail. You should say in every step that you can forget the time, but you can't forget the first process?"

This little princess, like peeping into other people's privacy?

Damn it, I broke the pot, come on!

"It was Wednesday or Thursday. I took her to my house for two classes in the afternoon. I took her to my house to watch the rented Xiaohuang dishes, and then imitated them. Later, there were red marks on the bed. I couldn't help it. I left the sheets and burned three big holes in the mattress. When my parents came back, I said they set off firecrackers and got a bad beating. Don't mention how pathetic."

Well, do I have a little bit of nonsense?