The Breakup Guru

Three hundred men against three hundred men in a group fight, the thought of it made his blood boil.

However, when we arrived at the designated location in accordance with the school notice, we felt like we were about to collapse.

Red Moon Valley, the Water Great World!

At a depth of one metre, it was artificially combined with a natural swimming pool, with a "work" shaped super atmospheric cushion.

The air cushion was shaped like a "work". It could fit 600 people at both ends, but the middle aisle was extremely narrow. The skinnier one could handle three people side by side while the fatter one could only stand shoulder to shoulder. If one wasn't careful, they would fall into the pool.

Suddenly, the tugging of troops at the outer perimeter started shouting!

"Team Han Feng, do your best. Long live Team Han Feng, beat them until their teeth are all gone, beat them to a pulp ~"

"Team Su Zhanyun, do your best! Team Su Zhanyun will definitely win! You made Little Han's mind twist so bad that even his father won't be able to recognize you!"

The school with tens of thousands of people was almost all here.

That's right. With such a rare scene, who wouldn't want to watch such a fun show!

Life was hard to come by.

Before we went on stage, the school came out and asked us to check our belongings one by one, as we had already informed us, so today I didn't wear the armor suit, I didn't bring those little things, I just wore a pair of cool black pants, I wore black combat boots, I even had my hair done up, and I felt good about myself.

After the inspection, we each took 300 people in small boats to the atmospheric cushion, one by one sent people to hand the entrance, waiting for the next school order.

"Boss …" The brothers gathered together to study: "This battlefield isn't right, the terrain is easy to defend and difficult to attack, even to charge, whoever charges will easily have a large area of people fall into the water, there's definitely no chance after falling into the water, the school will definitely not let us continue pestering the students."

Sure enough!

When we were all there, President Zou Xin gave a speech, "In order to hone the students' willpower, the university has decided to lead us in a large group outdoor exercise in the big water world. The Red and Blue sides each have three hundred people, and if they fall into the water, they will be disqualified from the competition. If they find someone who is still struggling after falling into the water, they will be severely expelled from the school.

"Hear ~ ~ bright ~ white ~ la ~" Everyone rubbed their hands together, ready to fight.

Principal Zou Xin was a little nervous. "Is the rescue team, medical team, and security group ready?"

"Ready, OK ~" A group of professionals gathered around. They weren't afraid of anyone taking photos today. Anyone who came in wouldn't need to take a phone, as they would turn in their electronics and see the scanning equipment on the door.

There were only two cameras, one funded by the Su and Han families. In the future, after they were watched by the school, they had to take them back. The school definitely would not allow this matter to spread, and even more so would not let anyone leave any evidence.

Principal Zou Xin was so nervous that his palms were already sweating. "Everyone, remember, don't get injured. Alright, let's fight!"

"…" They had clearly yelled that they were going to fight, but neither side moved.

Your group of burly men is guarding the entrance, and ours is also a group of fat men who are guarding the entrance.

Tens of thousands of students around us were nervous, waiting to see this group battle, and there were dozens of lifeboats under the water. Life-saving personnel had their heads raised, waiting to see us fall into the water.

"Fight! Fight! What are you waiting for? Charge over and finish him off!" Some of the students shouted, especially as they pulled teams from both sides. They were cheering at the top of their lungs.

But we could only hold our heads together and study.

"What should we do? The institute has made it clear that they won't let us fight like crazy, and they will lose if we go over there."

"If I were to use a method to sow discord, or to show weakness, or to lure the enemy out, it would all be too low-leveled and they wouldn't be fooled."

"The only thing we can do now is to fight them one by one and find an opportunity to do so. As long as one of them can pull down two, we will win!"

Therefore, Han Feng appeared on both sides.

Han Feng laughed sinisterly: "You bunch of bastards have already thought of it, one versus one, during the duel, both sides are not allowed to cross the line."

Su Zhanyun coldly snorted. "The one who crosses the line is a pig head."

"Good, good, good ~ ~ ~" We cheered a little. Su Zhanyun's reply was not bad, and did not slow down in the slightest.

Han Feng curled his lips: "Li Batian, give me a beautiful lead."

The other party appeared to be a nearly two-meter tall bodyguard!

That's right, this was one of Han Feng's two bodyguards, it was said that he had learnt Sanda, do not look at its size, its legs were extremely sharp.

Su Zhanyun flew into a rage: "Zhao Hu, get rid of it!"

"Yes sir!" Zhao Hu walked forward with a pale face, and he lost a large chunk in terms of momentum.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The two men charged towards the middle of the line.

Zhao Hu knew that he could not beat Li Ba, so he went with a suicidal attitude. When he saw Li Ba Tian kicking him with his legs, he immediately rushed forward and hugged Li Ba Tian's thighs, wrapping both of his legs around Li Ba Tian's pole legs, even biting onto his clothes with his teeth, and started fighting with him.

Plop ~

Both of them fell into the river!

Soon after, two people were rescued by the rescue workers and sent ashore after being separated. Neither of them was injured.

"Damn ~ ~ ~ damn ~ ~ ~" Both parties let out sounds of vexation and cursing.

Someone here immediately suggested, "Boss Su, according to our knowledge, if we were to use the power of these people to exchange for someone with a large physique like Brother Zhao Hu, they would be able to take advantage of us as long as we put our lives on the line."

Su Zhanyun immediately understood, and shouted towards the other side: "Han Feng, who are you guys going to fight next?"

"Fuck you!" Han Feng scolded from the opposite side: "Little grandson Su, do you think I'm dumb?! Using a small role like a tiger pouncing on its prey to change my general, one for each of us, the last one we sent out first, you guys go first."

Su Zhanyun frowned: "This kind of situation, the breaking of the rules, it's really hard to gain anything from fighting methods, who's going to fight next?"

"I'll do it!" That fellow called Yang Dali came out, it was Fatty who was kicked hard by me.

The other party had also thought of this. He immediately lined up a scrawny guy to pounce on him and kill him, prepared to die together with him.

"Ha ha-ha ~ You can leave now." Yang Dazhi used all his strength and grabbed the skinny guy, and threw him into the river while he was still on the air cushion.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ~ ~" Regardless of whether it was our faction, or the tens of thousands of spectators around us, everyone was cheering and cheering in an earth-shaking manner.

Su Zhanyun also revealed a smile. 299 to 298, we win one point.

Following that, both sides sent out people to fight. Both sides were victorious, but most of them fell into the water.

I studied the tunnel, which was only 15 meters wide, and it was very dangerous!

You can't step on the side of the foot. Otherwise, if you can't stand firmly, you might fall off the air cushion if you tilt to the left or right.

After all, this cushion of air is pieced together and water is at the bottom, so it naturally becomes unstable. Unlike the positions on both sides of us, this cushion of air is more stable on a large area.

At the same time, in battle, you had to be careful not to let anyone die with you, especially if they were lying on the ground.

While carrying the water, he mixed it up with his feet. He could always win even if he played with the floor.

Even the insidious moves of shaking the cushion of air from left to right were impossible to guard against.

Sigh ~ For a hundred thousand yuan, I don't treat this as child's play. I take it very seriously.

My research was more or less thorough, and I even appeared on stage.

When a petite person appeared, I took the opportunity to speak up. "Let me handle this."

"Big Brother Xiang, it's Big Brother Xiang! Do your best! We will definitely beat him!" All the brothers were a little envious, but I have once defeated Yang Dali, so give me some face.

With a high cry, I stepped out of the water and headed for the air tunnel.

En ~ I'm a little nervous, my heart is thumping!

A hundred thousand, ah a hundred thousand, I must have it. Boy, consider it your fate to meet me, don't blame me for being ruthless.

Just when my eyes were filled with viciousness and I was preparing to kill him, that skinny guy walked halfway and suddenly squatted to the left?

What was he doing squatting down with his hands in the water?

No way, why is he so stupid? Isn't this giving me an opening?

Although I was still about 15 meters away from him, he was still squatting at the side!

This was a once in a lifetime opportunity.

I pushed with my left foot and stomped on the air cushion to the left.

"Aiya ~ ~ ~" The boy who was squatting beside the air cushion and trying to use some naughty method lost his balance, and with a flash of his waist, he directly fell into the water.

Plop!

Hearing the sound of falling into the water, I felt like I heard the sound of a hundred thousand yuan falling into my own pocket.

"Swish swish swish ~ ~" All of them were pointing to him, but I didn't mind if he was in a good mood ~

After the victory was over, Su Zhanyun was elated: "Coach, good job, rest well. We'll fight again in a while."

"Mn ~" After returning, my mood relaxed quite a bit. I first looked in the direction of Su Moli, who was currently looking at me and greeting me.

Hehe ~ The little princess was amused.

Hmm ~ Let me look at Li Baiqing behind him. Kid, when you come out for the battle and see how I'll take care of you, you can only blame your life for offending the little princess.

Next, if I have the chance, I'll fight. This chance, I'll have to choose someone else, and no one else can choose me.

Furthermore, I have to try my best not to show off and not leak any information. Don't let others analyze it and figure out that I won't be able to earn any money, and also that little princess' bracelet.

The second kid was a bit tough looking, with a head of grass and a body full of vigor.

I chose him because he won a fight, but also because he sprained his foot.

I'm just going to specially pick on you, this kind of injured person, and beat him up like a dog in the water.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

However, facing his punches and kicks, I chose to retreat, taking two or three steps back. The opponent's ankle was in pain, and he fell head first. He didn't even have the chance to grab my clothes.

"Fuck you!" While he was falling, I kicked him in the head, followed him, kicked him in the shoulder, and pushed him into the water.

Plop ~

I think I'll fall in love with that voice for the rest of my life.

Seeing me smiling sinisterly back at them, Mu Xiaoxi was done breathing, "This bad guy, he specially picked the old and weak to conceive. It was such a short fight, the mud was thrown up to the wall!"

Su Moli laughed bitterly: "It's fine as long as we win. But now, Han Feng is 265 years older than my second brother, we have 4 fewer people than him."

Mu Xiaoxi became annoyed: "The other bodyguard beside Han Feng is called Zhao Haitao, he's dressed in Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Robe's hard body art, at a time like this, Xiang Yu still wants to beat him down, you're too despicable!"

Su Moli was also very angry: "That Zhao Haitao is really too bad, if not for him, my second brother's team members would be more numerous than the other party."

I glance up at the sky and smirked. I didn't say anything as I continued to look for weak existences in the other party.

Defeating one would cost 100,000 yuan, but those who acted as heroes were all idiots.

On the other hand, that Zhao Haitao guy from the opposing camp would appear every few days. That guy was simply a war machine, a steel monster, it had lost to him by seven or eight people and no one could beat him. It would be hard to even get close to him, much less drag him into the river.

Because of that guy, even though we're biting hard on the points, our momentum is still depressed.

Anyway, the two protagonists here weren't me. I was still unknown, like a little mouse hiding by the side of the cave, watching the battle. If there was meat to eat, I would dig my way out, and if there was any danger, I would quickly run back into the cave.

Weak to the point of not wanting the opponent, pick the weakest to fight, hehehe ~