The Best Director

At this time, there was a lot of people outside the Shenandoah Theater, screams from movie fans, many people shouted the names of their idols, and the cameras of the photographers and fans flashed bursts of light; The celebrity guests on the carpet are all dressed in fashionable and casual clothes, with beautiful e in front of the popcorn backdrop, laughing and chatting with the film mí standing behind the billboard, and accepting interviews with reporters...

With the end of the US-Iraq War for a month, no one protested anymore, and the 12th film awards, which were selected by film mí and themed on humor and joy, seemed more lively than this year's Oscars. The presence of celebrities and stars is also absolutely star-studded, including Tobey McGuire, Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Garner, Robert Downey and many other nominees.

And Will Smith, new Oscar winner Adrien Brody, Samuel Jackson, Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon, Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz... Rapper Luda Chris, great director George Lucas, Harrison Ford...and Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and other i-r1s also won awards as "Best Breakthrough from the Other Side of the Ocean" Actor Award" presenters David Beckham and his wife Victoria.

Victoria, with a long drape, was wearing a low-cut tight-fitting white long dress studded with sparkling diamonds. She was walking the red carpet with the "ten thousand mí" Beckham on her arm. Beckham was wearing a white suit and a white shirt, a pair of Orange leather shoes, a gold beam on the back of her head, and a modest and charming smile on her face. However, most movie fans knew Victoria, but they didn't know who that man was. In the "football desert" of the United States, "I Love Beckham" was more famous than Beckham.

There was a lot of noise on both sides of the red carpet, and suddenly the fans burst into screams: "Jan!!! Jessica——" Wang Yang, who had just arrived at the scene, waved with a smile and greeted them, and suddenly felt a dazzling flash Come on, he was wearing ordinary jeans, an unbuttoned gray blazer and shirt; Jessica next to him was wearing a short-sleeved floral dress and sandals.

As a popular leader among young audiences, after the 10th edition of "Juno", this year's "Magical Yang Movie" was nominated again and had a bumper harvest. The still depressed "Ninth District" has the best award Three nominations: Actor (Robert Downey), Best Virtual Performance (Christopher Fussen) and Best Action Scene (Mech Warfare, District 9).

The world's most popular R-rated comedy "The Hangover" in history has 6 leading nominations in 13 awards, namely Best Movie, Best Breakthrough Actor (Zach Galifianakis) ), Best Villain (Michelle Rodriguez), three Best Comedy Performances (Zach, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms), and three also nominated for Best On-screen pairing, and best fight (Michelle Rodriguez and the trio). And "Sweetheart" also has one, Best Female Actor (Jessica Alba).

Both "Lord of the Rings 2" and "Spider-Man" each had second place. In addition to the three awards of Best Breakthrough Female Actor, Best Breakthrough Actor on the Other Side of the Ocean and Best Kissing Scene, all Flame Movies participated in the competition, and the funny corps of "The Hangover" also came to the scene.

"Hmph!" Paris Hilton, who was wearing a blue dress with breasts and navel, saw Wang Yang walking in this direction alone. Passed by. Wang Yang looked back suspiciously at the swaying golden figure, who was it that he hadn't noticed just now? Are you humming him? Wang Yang snorted and continued to walk to Will Smith over there.

Because of their busy schedule, Wang Yang and Will-Smith hadn't been together for a long time except for the congratulatory power-on. This time, they took the opportunity to laugh and chat happily. The summer vacation has already started this summer. "Jedi Men 2" starring Will Smith and directed by Michael Bay will be released on July 18, and he is now filming the sci-fi movie "I, Robot", which will take at least a month to finish. .

Although there is no shortage of film contract work, Will Smith laughed and talked about cooperation. He hasn't been nominated for an MV award for a long time, and he has a taste of cooperating with the best Oscar director. However, after Wang Yang thought about it seriously, he realized that the possibility of a second cooperation is not yet in sight. There is no suitable role for Will in "Firefly", unless it is a supporting role, it is only an actor of Will's level. To play a supporting role, even if the salary is at the leading role level.

The friendship cameo in "The Hangover" paid back the favor, saying "invite you to play a supporting role" is meaningless if you will be rejected and destroy the warm relationship, so Wang Yang still said with a smile: "We will join forces when we have the opportunity."

After chatting with Smith and his son for a while, Wang Yang accepted another TV interview. He was talking with Zach and Bradley when Jessica, who had signed the movie mí, came over. Then, during the greeting and being greeted, the two were introduced by the Beckhams. Victoria was very enthusiastic and talked to Wang Yang about his favorite movies, and praised Jessica's fashion taste. She was looking forward to "Wearing Prada" demon".

Wang Yang kept smiling and said thank you. He has a good impression of this model couple, but he is not very experienced in the football world. He usually doesn’t have it on the sports section of the newspaper. He doesn’t pay much attention to European football news. Smiling, Beckham seemed to have nothing to say, Wang Yang thought for a while before he smiled and praised: "David, I love your free kick! It always creates miracles!"

Jessica nodded, she vaguely remembered watching some news about the Korea-Japan World Cup last year, and smiled uncertainly: "I remember last year's World Cup, England and Argentina team match, David scored a penalty kick to win Let's go to the game." As she said that, she glanced at Wang Yang next to her, and she seemed to ask with questioning eyes, "Is a penalty kick considered a free kick?" Wang Yang replied to her with an expression of "it should be." He still needs to understand.

"Thank you, that was the most honorable moment for me." Hearing this praise, Beckham suddenly felt elated, and the smile on his face was a little more proud. Of course, this is not the first time he has been praised for that goal, but every time he will feel that the holy king of Wudong Qiankun made the holy king, kills the gods at night, and kills the gods. The Throne of the Divine Seal Seeking Demons, Audacious World, Nine Heavens, The Strongest Abandoned Young Master Zhou Royal Clan, The Martial Qiankun General, Killing Gods Sealed Throne, Seeking Demons, Proud World Nine Heavens, The Strongest Abandoned Young Master, Zhou Royal Clan, God General Tian Qiangqiang abandoned his younger brother Da Zhou Royal Family to the joy at that time, as the captain led Argentina, avenged the red card of the French World Team in 1998, and made up for his regrets. It was one of the most memorable moments in his life.

Victoria was a little surprised, because among Hollywood stars, Miracle Young and Jessica are well-known basketball fans, and they also know football? She laughed and said, "He always brags about himself with that ball." Beckham kept a charming smile.

"No, no, no, I know that David has a lot of classics, like that one-shot fame..." Jessica robbed the limelight just now, Wang Yang was a little bit competitive, but he couldn't think of more, so he had to He praised: "It's really a super hero of Manchester United!" Jessica nodded and said, "Well, there is no doubt about it!"

Manchester United's super hero... These words made Beckham's smile a little dark, and a complex look flashed in his eyes, and it will soon be gone. Listening to their sincere praise, Victoria finally knew that the couple didn't really understand football, otherwise they wouldn't have said that, she didn't mind and said with a smile: "David is going to play for Real Madrid in Spain, but actually I think he came to America."

"Oh!" Both of them were a little embarrassed, the superhero was about to transfer... But come to the United States to play football? It seems that the two looked at each other, just like Michael Jordan went to England to play basketball...

Then Victoria changed the subject and talked about fashion twice. Beckham continued to talk like a bodyguard for a while, and the four ended their acquaintance conversation. Wang Yang and Jessica continued to walk up and down the red carpet, being accosted and looking for old friends. As the sky gradually turned dark, celebrities and guests began to enter the arena, and then film and television audiences also entered the Shenandoah Theater, and the awards ceremony was about to kick off.

The auditorium of the Shenandoah Theater was still decorated in a fancy and lively way, as if it was the scene of a children's show. All the people who participated in the ceremony came with a sense of relaxation and joy, and all the stars played with the host and the audience to their heart's content. Tonight's host It is Sean William Scott, who plays the "hard bar" in the "American Pie" series, and his partner Justin Timberlake.

As soon as the ceremony opened, as usual, an annual spoof short film was played. Bradley Cooper and the two hosts disguised themselves as replica robots in "The Matrix 2" and entered the future time and space to spoof many movies. The auditorium suddenly sounded Laughing; and then teased "Charlie's Angels 2", which will be released on June 27. The witty dialogue of the three female protagonists Cameron Diaz, Liu Yuling, and Drew Barrymore also made the scene burst into excitement. Light laughter.

Wang Yang and Jessica were sitting in the front row, next to Robert Downey, Michelle, Zach and others from "The Hangover"; thousands of movie fans in ordinary clothes gathered on the second floor The theater was full of seats, and watching the two hosts on the stage kept making fun of the atmosphere, there were constant "haha" laughter, and the lights on the stage were also changing and flickering.

"The winner of the Best Breakthrough Actor Award is..." In front of the awards stage, Victoria in a white dress opened a golden envelope, and Beckham next to him read: "Colin Farrell, "Sniper Phone Booth" .” The scene burst into screams and applause from the fans, and Colin Farrell happily took the stage to accept the award. At this time, awards have been given out for best breakthrough actress (Jennifer Garner, "Daredevil") and best fight (Yoda and Christopher Lee, "Star Wars Episode 2").

Then, amidst laughter and applause, several more golden popcorn trophies were handed out, Best Action Scene (Battle of Helms Deep, The Lord of the Rings 2), Best Kiss Scene (Tobey Maguire and Grace Ersten Dunst, "Spider-Man"), Best Virtual Performance (Gollum, "Lord of the Rings 2"), Best Villain (Davi Chase, "The Ring"), Best Breakthrough Actor Actors (Eminem, "8 Mile"); and Alyssa Moore singing the theme song of "Charlie's Angels 2" and other performances.

Soon came the awarding of the best comedy performance, "The Hangover" accounted for 3 of the 5 nominations, and it was also the award with the best chance of winning tonight's hit mén "The Hangover".

"Please, miraculous—Yang!" Justin Timberlake in a red suit yelled, and the orange lights on the stage aisle in the shape of a space-time tunnel were about to flicker, and Wang Yang was walking briskly with an envelope in his hand After stepping out, the audience immediately screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The live camera swept the auditorium everywhere, Jessica clapped with a charming smile on her face, Downey yelled "woohoo" with both hands making a trumpet, and Will Smith and his son over there laughed and said something...

Wang Yang came to the front of the awarding platform, the applause gradually stopped, he was about to speak into the microphone, suddenly a lone and abrupt laughter sounded from somewhere under the stage, Wang Yang stopped suddenly, and looked at the countless audiences in front of him below , looking a little puzzled: "Hi." The Shenandoah Theater burst into laughter for some reason, and most of the guests and fans looked very interested.

Many media magazines have praised Fan Yang as "the funniest director in history", "the best director with the most humorous sense", etc., not only because of "Juno" and "The Hangover", but also because of the interview scenes, On talk shows and on the stage, he is witty and humorous, dare to play and speak, without the seriousness and boringness of the old guys; he almost steals the host's limelight every time, so that "Variety" magazine commented "If he doesn't become a director, You can go to talk shows to earn money, of course you can do it now."

Now everyone is laughing, it is Miracle Yang who has accumulated a sense of joy the day after tomorrow, and now whenever they see him standing on the stage, everyone's hilarious mood will unconsciously increase. Probably this is also the reason why the organizer invited him to present this award, and hoped that he would perform a talk show without worrying about the time. If his performance is as usual, then this is also one of the highlights of the promotional video of the ceremony on June 5.

"When I..." Wang Yang opened his lips just now, and the audience interrupted his serious look with a smile: "Hahaha!"

Impatiently, Wang Yang wiped his head with his right hand, leaned heavily on the awarding platform, and panted with an exaggerated movement of his shoulders. Amidst the chuckles of the audience, the on-screen camera scanned the guests again, the new actor Adrien Brody was overjoyed, the old Harrison Ford was smiling, Zach, Bradley, Adam Sandler and other nominees also looked at the stage with smiles.

"When I received an invitation call from the organizer that day..." After everyone's laughter stopped, Wang Yang was about to start talking about the talk show script he had prepared two days ago, when suddenly there was another sound from the audience that seemed to be making trouble. "Hehe!" The girl laughed, and he frowned immediately, and said very strangely: "What's going on! Could it be that my butt is growing in front?"

"Hahaha——!" The audience in the Shenandoah Theater suddenly burst into laughter, as if the energy accumulated for a long time burst out, and the decibels of laughter soared towards tonight's record in a straight line. Wang Yang on the stage supported the awarding platform with both hands in doubt, and looked ahead with his feet, while continuing to be puzzled: "Even if it is, you can't see it!" The laughter of the crowd continued, and just now Everyone who smiles has opened their mouths with joy.

"Even if you can see it, it's not funny." Before the laughter stopped, Wang Yang shrugged, glanced at Zach and the others over there, and said, "When the whole world sees a butt, it will laugh." At that time, the comedians will lose their jobs, which is really not funny." There was another chuckle, and several award nominees all winked at the right time, and Wang Yang said: "Maybe they won't lose their jobs, Luckily! It’s just that no one knows who he is.”

The gentle knowing laughter maintained a certain decibel, but suddenly, the audience burst into laughter uncontrollably, only to hear Wang Yang shouting without pausing: "Who is Zach Galifiana?" Keith?! Féi ass! Who's Bradley Cooper!? Cool ass! Who's Ed Helms!? Fat-free ass!"

"Ahahaha!" The audience couldn't stop laughing, and the decibel broke the record of tonight by a large amount. Miracle Yang once again stole the limelight. Tonight, the 26-year-old Sean William Scott and 22-year-old Justin Timberlake tried his best to be funny, but there was not enough ass to make people happy. Reminiscent of the jokes of "The Hangover", many movie fans have already shed tears of laughter, panting and muttering: "Fat free ass (f-free-)..."

"Who is Wang Yang!?" Wang Yang on the stage yelled into the microphone again, glared at the crowd below, and shouted: "The ass that took pictures of butts!"

Everyone who thought they had laughed to the limit suddenly went crazy and burst into laughter with a "wahaha". Whether it was a guest or a fan, many people were leaning forward and backward laughing, and some were covering their mouths and twitching their stomachs. ...This is a pun, "" means to shoot, but also means to shoot, impact, that is, to impact the ass...

"Oh my God..." Jessica laughed so hard that her shoulders kept shaking. Seeing the damn camera sweeping over, she lowered her head shyly, covered her face with her right hand, and heard the softer laughter resounded through the audience. When she got up, she said with a smile in her heart: "He changed the draft temporarily, this guy! -men!"

Robert Downey, Michelle Rodriguez and the ass trio next to each other are clapping their hands and laughing; Kirsten Dunst and Kate Hudson over there can't help laughing too As they watched, the Beckhams had amused smiles on their faces, while Paris Hilton, who was sitting in the back row, stared angrily at the direction of the stage.

"But if you really see such a person, it means that you are not in the earth world." Looking at the smiling people below, Wang Yang smiled to himself, calming down the emotional atmosphere, while thinking What to say next, while following the train of thought and said calmly: "Maybe you are in the sci-fi world, pick one you like, and I personally recommend "District 9", then you are still in Los Angeles, and you can sleep when you go home; maybe you are Was drunk."

The laughter in the Shenandoah Theater became softer and quieter, and the nerves of the guests and audience gradually calmed down, and they showed a smile full of interest, ready to laugh again at any time. They didn't think that the magic of Yang would end here, but Is it still ass?

"You know, when I was a child, I actually saw people with butts in the front." Wang Yang said with a serious face, sporadic laughter sounded from the auditorium, and he looked not far away Jessica, who was smiling brightly, nodded and said, "Yes. It was a very sunny day. My mother took me and my neighbor's Auntie Winnie. We went to see a movie called... Hollywood Movie. "

On the big screen behind the stage, Wang Yang slightly raised his eyebrows and widened his eyes, and said strangely: "Then on the screen, when I saw the female protagonist, I thought '?'..." The audience guessed that he was going to The guests and audience who said something have already burst into laughter. Wang Yang continued to wonder: "Mom! Why is her butt in the front?" He pressed his chest falsely and said, "It's in this position? It's really good Strange!"

"Hahaha!" The Shenandoah Theater burst into laughter again. Although the decibel was not as high as the peak just now, it was still deafening, and the female stars who were teased also laughed without anger. , secondly, there is nothing to worry about.

"So my mother was very embarrassed, she just kept smirking to reconcile the atmosphere, hahaha, hahaha..." Wang Yang pretended to be smirking, looked at the chuckling crowd, spread his hands, and imitated his mother Smiling and sighing, "Hey! The child really doesn't understand anything... Winnie, he's just a child, he's just a child. Suddenly my mother pointed at my head..." He took a deep breath into the microphone .

Jessica's eyes were full of curiosity. What he had prepared before was a completely different draft. Naturally, she hadn't heard of the improvisation now. What exactly was he trying to say? The audience in the entire theater also knew that the joke was coming, and subconsciously opened their mouths wide to laugh.

"Son!" Wang Yang roared in a rough voice, pointed to the side of the awarding platform, and asked loudly: "Your Auntie Winnie's butt is also in the front!? Can't you see it!?" Ready Everyone was still laughing "ah ha ha", Wang Yang pointed at his head and cursed viciously: "Can't you see it!?!!!!!!..."

Ha ha laughter continued to resound throughout the auditorium, Wang Yang exhaled helplessly, then wowed again, wiped his forehead and said: "Everyone, I was frightened, I was frightened! I was just like this, I said 'oh, I see, I see, Aunt Winnie's butt is really in the front.' My mum was happy with it, but Aunt Winnie seemed a little bit dissatisfied."

"The biggest gain from this incident is that I finally understand a word, men and women are different." Amidst the unstoppable, one after another chuckles below, Wang Yang held back his smile and pretended to be serious. Each stretched out an index finger and held it up, and said to the microphone: "There are actually two human beings, men's here and here." He pointed to his head and behind him, and his laughter suddenly increased. Holding his chest, he said, "Woman, here and here."

"Haha!" There was another burst of unexpected but still funny laughter from the Shenandoah Theater, followed by thunderous applause, and many celebrity guests and movie fans stood up and applauded, blowing their hands and cheering whistle and whoop! Seeing the rare "respect" throughout the night, I am afraid that Justin Timberlake and Sean William Scott are all angry. How will they host next?

This is no longer an ordinary vulgar joke. It is a joke about the labeling characteristics of human beings. Men think about the butt all day long, and it can be said that they become stupid and idiots because of the butt; while women with big and beautiful breasts are often brainless, Lack of connotation, "mb" in slang.

Hearing the admiration, laughter and applause around her, Jessica also stood up and applauded vigorously. Looking at Wang Yang who was also smiling on the stage in front, she had a proud smile on her face, and he said her ass... so What a variety... his mind is full of ass idiots!

"And I also understand why a bathroom has to be divided into two sides." Wang Yang in front of the award stage said again, and the laughter that didn't stop laughed at the end. The Xuelan Theater gradually returned to calm, but the audience kept The smiling faces continued. Seeing that the time was almost up, Wang Yang couldn't think of any new talk about butts for a while, so he said with a smile: "I can't say any more, besides, I'm about to receive complaints from women's organizations, but everyone knows how much I like it." woman!"

Everyone immediately laughed and sent him applause and cheers. Of course, no one would think of complaining, it was just a humorous joke; the live screen camera scanned Jessica again, and she smiled and stretched out two fingers Make a V sign, which seems to say "I'm so proud!" in a showy way, and seems to say "Two" in agreement.

When the auditorium slowly quieted down, Wang Yang pointed to the audience, and said seriously: "That's the way we often see comedies, and comedians, their greatness is because they are covered in... Oh oh oh! I’ve said enough of that word tonight.” The audience, who thought they had nothing to laugh about, suddenly laughed again. Wang Yang pursed his lips and said with a smile: "They are full of comedic cells, and they are willing to show them off, so we have those gloating laughter."

Amidst the chuckles of the audience, he finally picked up the golden envelope with the result written on it, opened it and read: "The winner of the MV Movie Award for Best Director is..."

"Hahaha!" Everyone who laughed so hard that their facial muscles ached couldn't help laughing again. Wang Yang curled his lips, looked at the audience in front of the stage, and said helplessly: "Once again, I protest that there is no director award for popcorn. Waiting for this opportunity to appear! Doesn’t anyone know how to give it to the director?!” He looked at the envelope and read out loud, “Best comedy performance goes to, féi ass! Zach Galifianakis!”

"Whoah!" The Shenandoah Theater suddenly burst into applause, and the bearded Zach stood up in surprise, and after hugging Bradley and Ed Helms who were congratulating next to him, he walked quickly Run to the stage.