The Bad Man System Has Collapsed

Lu Ze took a sip of the cocktail next to him, ready to stand up and stand together, unable to move.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't move.

At this time, two cow bodyguards came over and pulled Lu Ze up one by one.

Lu Ze tried to touch his chin for a moment, only touching a mass of fat.

Lu Ze: "I think I need a mirror."

The maid quickly brought over a full-length mirror.

Looking at the fat man with more than three hundred pounds inside, Lu Ze fell into deep contemplation.

"616, what is the aesthetics of your host?"

616: "..."

616 said softly and weakly, "Isn't it the simplest of so many hosts to have information on this host?"

Lu Ze looked at the exquisite and exaggerated food around him.

He looked down at the meat on his body and couldn't eat it.

Huh!

If you have money, you can't eat it. What does he want?

"Host, calm down, calm down!"

"I want to commit suicide."

"Just eat a little bit, otherwise, let's continue eating without losing weight?"

"What about my image?"

616 thought for a while, "Slimming Dan in the mall, one for 1,000 points, or buy one?"

"Get one."

616: "..."

"Host, you have so many points. What do you do without spending?"

"Get one." Lu Ze was firm and unwavering.

"Okay, okay, just send one." 616 coaxed Lu Zize like a kid, and then Lu Ze's palm appeared with a crystal clear elixir.

"After slimming, the body will slowly start to change, and you will become normal in about a month."

"I know."

All the dialogue took place in the sea of ​​consciousness. The people around him couldn't hear it. Lu Ze swallowed the elixir directly on the cocktail, and walked towards the room with the sound of footsteps.

At this time, the servant came to report: "Master, Madam Yuan came with Miss Yuan."

Lu Ze thought about it, it seems that today is indeed his first meeting with Yuan Zuixue.

The original mother came from his province, and this time she came back to re-file the marriage contract between the original body and the original drunk snow.

After the death of the original parents, there was a time of distress. At that time, the original father and the original mother moved away because they were afraid of Lu's competitors, and they were afraid of the fish and the pond fish.

Fortunately, the professional manager dutifully and diligently turned the tide, which saved the family of the Lu family.

Later, the original family was ruined, and the original family had no news.

Now the original mother came to the original body with the original drunk snow to want to mention the original body and the original drunk snow marriage contract, let the original body help the original family.

Yuan Zuixue's own appearance is very amazing, so the original body color of the previous life was confusing.

But now ...

Lu Ze came to the living room with help, and his mother saw a huge Lu Ze, and there was a trace of disgust in his eyes.

Yuan Zuixue is fine, after all, I have seen two lives.

In fact, Lu Ze thought that the original Zui Xue's rejection of the original body may not necessarily be because the original body is a playboy.

Lu Ze coughed twice, and his mother immediately smiled on her face. "Ozawa? Are you so big?"

Lu Ze tore his eyes a slit, and said doubtfully, "Who are you?"

"I'm the original aunt. I held you when you were six years old? Don't you remember?" The mother was anxious. Why didn't Lu Ze remember this?

What if he does n’t remember and refuses to admit his marriage contract?

Yuan Zuixue also looked at Lu Ze very surprised. In her memory, Lu Ze recognized them at a glance in the previous life!

Why don't you know now?

"Original ... Aunt?" Lu Ze thought for a moment, and realized suddenly, "Oh, I remembered, you are the one who hurried after my parents died, for fear that we may affect your old wife . "

Mother: "..."

How did she answer that?

The mother smiled awkwardly and pulled Yuan Zuixue closer. She had heard that Lu Ze was an unscrupulous demon, and now I hope he can recognize the marriage in the beauty of Yuan Zuixue. "Ozawa, do you think you are all grown up? Xiaoxue is eighteen, shouldn't you mention the marriage? First cultivate two years of relationship, and then you can get married when you are old."

Lu Ze turned his head to see Yuan Zuixue, and Yuan Zuixue tried to squeeze out an unwilling smile.

Even after a lifetime, she still could not feel any favor with the man in front of her.

Lu Ze's disgusted face was shaking. His thick forefinger pointed at Yuan Zuixue, "Such an ugly woman treats me like a wife? Does she deserve it?"

Harajuku: "..."

You do n’t even look at your pig, if not for money, which woman is willing to approach you?

The mother-in-law was also stunned for a long time. She thought of various reasons, but she never thought that Yuan Zuixue would be rejected because of her appearance.

She thinks her daughter is not ugly.

The figure is slender, the convex place is convex, the skin is white and tender, the facial features are bright and beautiful, even if you go out without makeup, you can receive a bunch of casual love letters.

What kind of aesthetics is this Lu Ze?

The mother smiled stiffly, "Ozawa, take a closer look, Xiao Xue is not ugly."

Lu Ze stretched his neck and looked carefully. "Ugly."

Any woman who is repeatedly ugly will be angry, not to mention that the original drunk Xue had a higher heart than the sky, she gritted her teeth and stared at the ground, "Then you should clearly explain what kind of woman you think nice!"

Lu Ze held out his hand. "Mom Li, lift my wife out, remember to be careful."

The two mothers and Yuan Zuixue were indifferent. Lu Ze got married?

Didn't hear it?

No, isn't he young?

At this moment, the two strong men came out waiting for the height of the person.

Short blue hair, red eyes, a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Li Boli's smile is the most beautiful smile in the world.

Mother and Haruki: "..."

How could a real person be better than anime?

Lu Ze smiled slightly, "You look at her chest, does my wife look good? Do you look at her waist with my wife thin? You look at her face again, it is not enough to give my wife shoes! This ugly Women still want to be my wife? "

"Lu Ze, don't go too far!" Yuan Zuixue burned in anger and roared loudly.

Lu Ze looked worried and said to his mother: "Look, you have such a bad temper, not even my wife's half-gentleness."

The mother was in her forties, she could n’t understand Lu Ze ’s thoughts, she had a headache, and she pulled Dr. Yuan Yuan drunk. “Ozawa, aunt has a headache, so go to the hospital first. Next time. "

Next time? Will the original drunk snow turn into a Polly next time?

Inside the car, the mother looked up and down at Yuan Zuixue, "Do n’t you young people have what is called cosplay?"

"Mom, are you crazy? Why should I go to please a fat pig!" Yuan Zuixue said uncomfortably.

Although going through a lifetime, Yuan Zuixue has done most in bringing children at home. He has never worked hard in the society and never learns to camouflage and flattery.

In the previous life, her carefully selected talents and seniors were only doing a few thousand dollars at the beginning, which was too far from her imagination, complained at home all day, feeling that she was married low, facing her every day. Xue Chang's face does not have a face, nose, and nose. He has no temper when he has a temper. He now suffers from Lu Ze's naked humiliation at the moment of rebirth. The temper can't be suppressed once he comes up. Where can I think of concealment?

The original mother slaps on Yuan Zuixue's face, "Are you confused? Your food is almost out of the house, and you are still losing your temper? The company has been out of business for a long time, and you are still here to play with me. , Look at you like this dead, where can Lu Ze see you? "

The mother hated iron and steel and said, "I tell you, if you are not sure about Lu Ze, the money owed by the family is not enough, then you will not be married, and usury will let you sell it!"

Yuan Zuixue bit her lip and did not speak.

She has just been reborn and has not been able to clearly digest her situation.

After all, when she jumped into the river and committed suicide by herself, she had already been in her thirties forty or forty. For more than twenty years, many memories had been blurred.

She remembered that Lu Ze was very kind to him. He could throw away hundreds of thousands or millions of debts to fill the debts owed by his family. When she bought the shoes, she bought all the colors.

But she also remembered that Lu Ze was so good to every woman, she was never an exception.

The only exception is probably that Lu Ze thinks her birth is clean and she can be his nominal wife.

However, she did not expect that she would be abandoned by Lu Ze on the first day of her rebirth.

why?

Yuan Zuixue had limited brain capacity. I wonder if the mother in her ear continued to teach her all the means to please the man.

After half a month, Lu Ze's body size was finally seen, and he no longer needed to walk, and he was able to go out for a walk.

Kangle, who happened to be the head of Hupeng and Dogfriends, made a new girlfriend and called him to meet him at the bar.

The original person is a person who does not have a b-number in his heart. He is arrogant and fat and narcissistic. He who is close to the original person is fancy of his money and has a sweet mouth.

At the beginning, Kangle was also like this. The parents of the Kang family let him have a good relationship with the original body, and he pleased the original body to introduce a woman to the original body.

Anyway, he loves to play in this circle.

However, later, the Kang family had an accident and was almost bankrupted by a rival. At this time when the original body asked him to play, Kangle casually stated the status quo, and the original body invested his own money into the Kang family and took care of the Lu family. After knowing that, the professional president also pulled Kangjia, and Kangjia got up.

After this incident, Kangle was grateful for the original body, and from his heart he regarded this man's stupid money as a friend.

Of course, recreation is also the only one in the original, a true friend.

But the original body is unknown, he always thought that he knew the world.

Far away, he saw Lu Ze, but he staggered, and by the way he took out his cell phone to make Lu Ze's call.

Lu Ze patted his shoulder helplessly, "I'm behind you."

Kangle turned and said, "Crouch! Have you gone to Korea?"

"Why can't it be Japan?"

"What's so faint." Kang Lewei landed and turned, "Why are you so thin?"

He squeezed Lu Ze's fat face, and suddenly cried, "Brother, you must be suffering these days!"

Lu Ze: "..."

A fist hit Kang Le's stomach, Lu Ze sat down directly, raised his eyes to see the quiet woman sitting opposite, and then stunned.

"How's that pretty?"

Kangle came over and embraced the woman's shoulder. "Introduction, my girlfriend, Zhao Rongyan."

When Kangle touched her, the woman was obviously stiff and somewhat resistant.

Lu Zerao stared at the woman with interest. "Your girlfriend is very special."

Obviously a woman's body attached to a man's soul.

Zhao Rongyan noticed Lu Ze's gaze, frowned unhappy, and said in the sea of ​​consciousness: "System, this person is wrong."

Lu Ze raised an eyebrow, and the system?

The Vixen system replied: "The scan results are normal."

After drinking and eating, Zhao Rongyan was a little drunk and left early.

In the mixed voice, Kang Le touched Lu Ze's shoulder, lowered his voice and said in his ear, "It was particularly delicious on the bed."

Lu Ze patted him on the shoulder, and said gravely, "Please invite a Master to your house to see. I have seen that you have had a lot of yang, and your brows are black and scourge."

Kangle shuddered and pushed Lu Ze away, "Don't scare me."

Lu Ze beckoned at him, and said a few words in Kangle's ear. Kangle's entire face was white, man?

Is he a straight guy and a male xxoo?

wtf!

"Impossible, I've verified, he doesn't have anything for men!" I think he has been in the flowers, what kind of woman hasn't seen?

Kangle refused to believe the truth.

Lu Ze helplessly spread his hand, "Have you heard of a male fox?"

"You, you, scare me!"

"It's up to you." Lu Ze smiled and gave Kangle a look for happiness.

That is to say, Kangle is a true friend of the original, so he reminded him that if he changed someone else, maybe he would go to the theater.

At half a month, under the command of his mother, Yuan Zuixue badly compensated all the knowledge about eva and theatrical version, and then paid a large price to the internet celebrity cosser, asking her to teach how Yuan Zuixue played a standard Po Li How to catch the heart of an anime otaku.

Coser was originally just a group of enthusiasts who imitated anime characters. Later, more and more people gradually evolved into their own circle, with their own circle culture.

There are more people, more people communicate, and more resources can be shared with each other.

However, nothing can be good or bad.

In the gradual circle, there are two factions. One is of course an orthodox coser. They work hard to make money, save money, use the purchase agency, participate in diffuse exhibitions, and shoot the best films.

One faction developed the mystery of making money, which is selling meat.

No cos, no sexy, no acting, as long as it can arouse the interest of the otaku, as long as the otaku can give money, and even if the photographer can shoot for free, everything is fine.

This part is shameless for orthodox coser and anime lovers, but their goal is not purely anime lovers, but man-colored men.

Rolling gold is in hand, then buy promotion, buy publicity, buy fans, package yourself as an internet celebrity, and continue to make more money.

Yuan Zuixue and his mother didn't understand the coser circle at all, they just picked a well-known internet celebrity and paid them to go home. The result was conceivable.

Yuan Zuixue and Haruna want the internet cosplayer to help them cosmic Polly.

The net red coser Amami sauce thinks, why do you have such a rich man?

So Ayumi mischievously taught Yuan Zuixue while secretly asking about Lu Zize.

Yuan Zuixue was not a perseverant person, and she did not like anime, which seemed to her to have no nutritional value. She learned to fish for three days and to dry her for two days.

Amami sauce did not rush, inquired about Lu Ze's address, sent an invitation to Lu Ze, contacted a few friends and the school cartoon association to reach a cosplay event in school.

Of course, there is only one role for her cos, Li Boli.

On the other side, when Kang Le heard Lu Ze's words, he really found a heavenly master. On that day, the master said that Zhao Rongyan was a refined male fox and that he was a powerful thief. He couldn't get rid of it. Yes, where Lu Ze went, where he followed, and after vowing that he would never mess up again.

Lu Ze with an inexplicable tail: "..."

On the day of the cosplay exhibition, Kangle clasped Lu Zize's arm tightly. In the eyes of him, these strangely dressed people were all fairies, so it was time for Dasheng to accept it.

Lu Ze looked at the Polly who was looking around, pinned a round badge on Kang Le's chest, and said solemnly: "This is an amulet, you take him, there are absolutely no monsters dare to approach you. "

"Really?" Kangle said he didn't quite believe how this thing looked like a cheap modern product.

Amami sauce quickly saw Kangle's badge, which was customized by her, and sent to Lu Ze along with the invitation.

For this, naturally, she could find a man who had never met before.

Amami raised her chest, walked towards Kangle shyly, and then shook the donation box towards Kangle.

She held the donation box under her chest, and looking at the donation box was like looking at her chest.

But she has d!

When Kangle saw the white and tender baby rabbit, her eyes were straight, and she immediately made a rich and handsome gesture of Lao Tzu and talked to Amami Sauce.

To sum up, the chat content of the two people is probably--

"Look, this is my villa."

"Ah, it's so big."

"Look, this is my watch."

"Oh, people don't know anymore."

"Look, this is me handsome."

"Oh, I hate it."

Two people, one was lustful, and the other was wealthy. Soon, the two got together and flirted with each other, making a good impression of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing.

Lu Ze went to the shade and looked at it calmly, couldn't help sighing.

After a while, about to estimate, Kangle was taking someone to open the house, Lu Ze gave him a cheering gesture, and passed by Amami sauce.

Then, by the way, the desire system of Amami sauce was taken away.

Lu Ze held the desire system back to the shade, and said indifferently: "I ask, you answer, there is a false word ..."

Lu Ze's hand was slightly hard, and the desire system felt that his soul was being torn a little bit. As long as the man in front of him used that little bit of strength, it would wipe out the ashes.

Lu Zesong relaxed and asked, "Is the breast of the original sauce?"

Desire system: "..."

Is such a question necessary to lie?

Desire System: "Aren't you supposed to ask who my maker is?"

"not interested."

Desire system: "..." Dare to be a little curious about important issues?

Lu Ze asked again: "Amami sauce's breast is original?"

Desire system: "It's redeemed for points."

"What about the face?"

"So too."

That being said, Kangle is expected to be wonderful.

Lu Ze sighed, "You have no use for value."

Desire system horrified, "I also know a lot of inside information, such as who my master is and what he wants to do ..."

噗 ～

The faint sound as the soap bubble burst, the desire system soul flew away.

At the same time, Kangle and Amami had kissed frantically in the car, taking off their clothes one by one.

Daylight announcement y.

Kangle's hand touched the skin of Amami sauce. He likes this kind of skin that is as comfortable and creamy as fat. When kissing, it is not enough to eat like ice cream.

suddenly……

The ice cream turned into rough bark.

The charming woman in front of her skin instantly became a teenager and became dry and yellow.

The chest was like a deflated balloon, empty.

what--

Kangle screamed for a lifetime, pushed Amami sauce away, opened the door and jumped.

Amami sauce is still immersed in sweet kisses, and then rudely pushed away, she thought that men want to play another kind of fun.

Immediately afterwards, the man jumped out of the car.

Her face suddenly changed, and when she looked down, she really lost her **** and her skin. She touched her face, and she probably changed her face, right?

Amami sauce sighed, but did not panic.

This is not the first time she has encountered this kind of thing. Because she did not complete the task of sucking men's **** before, the period of use of the props she purchased has become the same. Later, she found a lot of men before returning.

But isn't it time for this time?

Does the system need to be so anxious even when time comes?

Wait, does it have **** ready for collection?

Amami sauce angrily called for the system, but there was no response at all, and the feeling of close connection in the past seemed to suddenly break.

"System, system!"

"System, you come out!"

Quiet like a sea of ​​stones, Amami sauce began to panic. She was a desperate woman, and dreamed of making a fortune all day long. She waited until forty years old and was alone. It was the arrival of the system that changed her. So that she can have a proud figure, a beautiful face, and infinite wealth, countless men ...

Why does the system suddenly disappear now?

What about her face and her figure?

She will not know anything except to seduce a man with her face and figure. How will she live in the future?

Oh no--

Finally, Yomi sauce yelled.