The Alchemist of Harry Potter

"Good morning, Bozo."

Rita Skeeter, carrying a crocodile-skin handbag, stepped into the headquarters of the Daily Prophet and greeted the short man sitting at the table drinking coffee.

"Any news today?"

"It was revealed to us that Dumbledore was angry that Dementors broke into Hogwarts privately without the consent of the Ministry of Magic." Bozo took out a parchment from the pile of papers next to him and read out the words on it. The content, "However, the Ministry of Magic has temporarily blocked the news, and the specific situation is unknown."

"anything else?"

Rita Skeeter took the coffee from her colleague, said thank you, and listened carefully to Bozo's news that was worthy of her in-depth exploration.

"There's news of Blake again, he's been seen outside London again, but he's gone before the Ministry of Magic can get there," Bozo continued, "The Hogwarts Hippogriff has wings. Mr. Lucius Malfoy intends to make a formal complaint about the incident of the beast attacking the student, and hopes that this matter will be handled by the Committee on Disposal of Dangerous Organisms, and we can go and interview Mr. Malfoy."

"What about Albert Anderson?" asked Rita Skeeter after she drank her cup of coffee. "Wasn't Wizengamore going to give him the title 'Wizengamore UK Youth Representative'? ?"

Rita Skeeter believes that Albert Anderson, who has won two international awards, is completely qualified. If he is not qualified, then no one really is qualified.

"It seems that there is such a thing." Bozuo's eyes fell behind the parchment, and he said softly: "However, there are many people who do not want everyone to know about this."

"This is your share."

With that said, Bozo took out an envelope from the drawer and silently handed it to Rita Skeeter.

"It's rare. I haven't received this for a long time. There are more than expected." Rita Skeeter stuffed the envelope into her crocodile leather handbag and asked curiously, "Why?"

"That genius seems to be a Muggle wizard." Bozo lowered his voice, for fear that others would hear.

"Damn it."

Rita Skeeter looks like you're kidding.

"Are you sure that guy is a Muggle wizard?"

"Isn't it?" Bozo asked in confusion.

Intuition tells Rita Skeeter that there must be something wrong with Albert Anderson, and he is definitely not a so-called Muggle wizard.

A Muggle-born wizard couldn't reach such a level, but she didn't dare to dig up the identity of that guy, feeling that if she did, she might be gone.

That is a ruthless character, the kind that you can't provoke if you can't provoke it.

Look, the unfortunate President Bernard, the current life is not very good, since the cheating was revealed, the doubts of the Extraordinary Apothecary Association have been unable to suppress him.

"The other party is very generous," Bozo reminded kindly. "Stop discussing this."

"I understand the rules, you continue."

Rita Skeeter didn't intend to get involved either. This is probably a struggle between two factions, and being involved will not end well.

"An exclusive interview with the Irish team, their newly launched Firebolt is the favorite to win the Quidditch World Cup next year."

"Thunderbolt has launched a broom that claims to be able to compete with the Firebolt series, but it seems to have some troubles during testing, and there is no suitable finished product yet."

"anything else?"

"Does it count as you have received a few more letters from the sender?" Bozo asked with a smile, "What are you going to start with?"

"We can interview Mr. Lucius Malfoy." Rita Skeeter said without hesitation, "I think the other party will definitely welcome us."

After speaking, Rita Skeeter went back to her desk and wrote to Lucius Malfoy to make an appointment for an interview in the afternoon.

Her eyes swept across the letters on the table, picking out the letters that didn't have the sender.

Well, even if there is a sender, Rita Skeeter is very careful when opening letters.

no way.

Rita Skeeter often receives some malicious letters, most of which are curses, or some malicious envelopes aimed at her, and burning these things directly is the best choice.

One of the letters, however, caught Rita Skeeter's attention because the envelope read: Dementors Riot, Savior Nearly Falls, and it contained a photo.

All right!

Seeing the letter, plus the news she had just heard, Rita Skeeter guessed who might have sent it, took out the honesty detector and checked the letter, making sure there was no spell on it, before sending it to herself Put on dragon leather gloves, open the envelope with a letter opener, and take out the letter and photo inside.

The content on the letter is very short, Jane briefly introduced the cause, process and result of this incident, but this information is enough for Rita Skeeter, especially there are a few photos, which is a solid proof. .

As for the face of the Ministry of Magic, who cares?

At least, Rita Skeeter doesn't care, and it's not the first time that people have a right to know what's going on.

What's more, Rita Skeeter couldn't resist such big news.

What a dangerous guy!

Rita Skeeter couldn't help feeling emotional, and began to bury herself in writing this, questioning the authority of the Ministry of Magic by the way.

Rita Skeeter came close to this, a quarter of it was true, and the remaining three-quarters was pure fabrication.

It only took an hour to complete the preliminary draft of the manuscript.

"Bozo, please bring these two photos and this manuscript to the editor-in-chief, I think this big news is more suitable for today's headlines. We have to get this thing sorted out before the Ministry of Magic can get back to it, lest they The Daily Prophet is prohibited from publishing this story."

"Where did you get the news."

Bozo was shocked by the content of the report, and although he also knew that most of the things Rita Skeeter wrote were fake, the accompanying two photos were still very convincing.

Although the photo is a bit blurry, it can still be seen that it is Hogwarts school.

"I don't know either, but the person who sent the letter to me obviously didn't need to lie, after all, even the photo was prepared." Rita Skeeter didn't think Albert would deliberately tease herself.

"Now, Fudge is going to be in big trouble," Bozo muttered.

"No, he won't."

Rita Skeeter knew Fudge, a guy who, after serving as Minister of Magic for a few years, was quite adept at dealing with these things.

The editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet, Barnabas Coffey, had a good time, and suddenly changed the headline of the Daily Prophet while everyone was reading the newspaper. This caught the Ministry of Magic by surprise. Before they could react, everyone knew that the Dementors got out of control and broke into Hogwarts and attacked Harry.

Fudge knew about it, but someone sent a letter accusing him of killing Harry.

In the writings of Rita Skeeter, the savior Harry is suspected of falling to his death.

After reading it, Fudge was so angry that he locked himself in the office and smashed things, which was his dereliction of duty no matter how you looked at it.

Of course, Fudge wouldn't admit it was his problem, and Harry Potter wasn't dead at all.

How to deal with this, Fudge has experience.

He's the Minister of Magic, and as long as he just ignores it lightly and makes sure the Dementors won't show up at Hogwarts, that's the end of it.

He'd get a little bit of rebuke, Fudge didn't care, he'd gotten used to it.

However, Fudge didn't know that these were actually what Albert expected. The other party dug a hole for him and was going to kick him into the hole.