The Age of the Global Genie

Ye Shuang stretched out his hand and pinched Bai Yuyou's delicate cheek, and then, under the blank gaze of the latter, began to pull to both sides—

"Hmm." Bai Yuyou made a pained voice and closed her eyes. She stretched out her hand to squeeze Ye Shuang's wrist, but she didn't dare to resist, so she let him play with her cheeks like a pitiful small animals.

"What kind of brain hole do you have? It's obviously just an ordinary fraudulent text message, but you actually think it's true..." After Ye Shuang pinched Bai Yu's delicate cheek, he didn't know where to start complaining. Why is this guy Yu You still able to make up the setting of a future son?

Is it possible that you have read a lot of novels that travel through time and space recently?

Bai Yuyou opened her eyes, and after seeing Ye Shuang's expression of crying and laughing, she silently raised her notebook—

[(ó﹏ò｡) In case...it’s true, that’s our son, we can’t let him die. ]

"..." Ye Shuang sighed, he rubbed his eyebrows, then took out his mobile phone and directly dialed the number that sent the text message.

The call was quickly connected, and a pig-slaughtered cry came from the other end of the phone: "Dad, help, it hurts when they hit me, ah!"

The voice looked in his twenties, no doubt much older than Ye Shuang and the others.

Bai Yuyou reached out and grabbed Ye Shuang's wrist at this time, and nodded lightly.

As if to say, save our son.

That firm look almost made Ye Shuang feel that he really had another son.

After silently complaining in his heart that the IQ of girls who are in love will indeed decrease, he directly said to the other end of the phone, "Son, what's your surname?"

He seemed to think that Ye Shuang's voice was much younger than he thought, and the other end of the phone was obviously stunned for a moment, and then there was a scream, and then it seemed like a different person spoke: "Hello, I'm Officer Li. , your son has passed out now, tell me something."

"That..." Although he knew it was a scam, Ye Shuang glanced at Bai Yuyou next to him and said patiently, "Can you let me go first, the child is innocent."

"Your son has committed a crime, but I can make an exception to release him if he pays the bond, otherwise he will be sentenced to three years in prison." A very serious voice came from the other end of the phone: "I can only help you this time, and if I go in later, I will be punished. There is no chance."

"Okay, can I pay by communication? I don't have my bank card." Ye Shuang said slowly: "I will find a way to collect the money, and I must not hurt my son."

"Yes, this mobile phone number is also my communication number. After adding it, you can call me as soon as possible, otherwise there will be no time." The other end of the phone said, urging Ye Shuang.

"Well, good." After Ye Shuang hung up the phone, he pressed the mobile phone number to match, and finally found that the other party's communication number was called Officer Li, and it was still an avatar in a police uniform, looking like a decent .

Officer Li: All right, transfer the money.

Ye Shuang: Well, alright.

Then Ye Shuang touched his chin, clicked on the search engine on the Internet to collect some pictures, and continued to say to the other party——

Ye Shuang: I can't transfer, my card is frozen.

Officer Li: This is not a joke, there is really no chance for it to be later.

Ye Shuang: No, you see, my account is indeed frozen. Because my credit is too low, Huabei’s arrears have not been repaid, so it was forcibly frozen.

Saying that, Ye Shuang sent the picture he found on the Internet, which was a screenshot of a transfer that could not be transferred.

Officer Li: Do you only have money on this card?

Ye Shuang: Well, the conditions at home are not very good. The only valuable thing is the farmer Kentaro. Alas, children love to cause trouble since childhood. It seems that this time he can only teach him a lesson.

Officer Li: Listen to my advice. He is still young, so three years of detention is equivalent to abolishing him!

Ye Shuang: There's no way, the money can't be withdrawn, and the arrears must be paid to unfreeze!

Officer Li: How much is it? Can't I borrow it from relatives?

Ye Shuang: The poor have no relatives. They dare not go back to celebrate the new year. They are afraid that relatives at home will look down on them. Now that they have gathered together, they still need 1,000 to be credited before they can unfreeze their bank cards. Can you wait for my boss to issue them next month? Salary, I will transfer it to you?

Ye Shuang: I beg you, I don't want my child to be detained for three years. He still has to go to school.

Officer Li: ...then I'll be a good person again, I'll give you this thousand, and return it to me after the thaw!

Ye Shuang: Thank you, you are a great benefactor to our family! I will definitely pay you back after thawing!

A few seconds later, the money was transferred to one thousand, but Ye Shuang did not accept it, but continued:

Officer, have you transferred it, why didn't I receive it.

Officer Li: I transferred it, but it shows that you have confiscated it!

Ye Shuang: Really not, it seems that the network is not good. I will connect to the WIFI of the neighbor's house.

Ye Shuang: Okay, but there is still no transfer information. Police officer, please transfer it again. There should be no reminder on your side to collect the money.

Officer Li: No, it's okay.

After speaking, he turned another thousand, and then asked: Did you see it, I turned!

Ye Shuang: Well, I see, thank you.

Saying that, Ye Shuang took all the two thousand yuan, and then directly blocked the other party.

Officer Li: Then transfer the money! (red exclamation mark)

Officer Li: Peer? ! (red exclamation mark)

...

Turning to look at the girl beside her, Ye Shuang reached out and tapped her nose: "Stupid."

Bai Yuyou seemed to be a little awake now, and looked away expressionlessly, as if realizing his stupidity.

"Have you ever thought that our future child will be a daughter?" Ye Shuang said.

When Bai Yuyou heard Ye Shuang say this, a hint of pink appeared on her pretty face. She took out a notebook to write, and covered half of her face, revealing only a pair of big eyes—

[•ω•`) I want both my son and daughter...]

"Are you thinking too far?" Ye Shuang said. After all, neither of them have graduated from high school now, and they are starting to talk about having boys and girls.

Bai Yuyou looked at Ye Shuang, and then wrote in the notebook——

[(๑‾ꇴ‾๑) I can be a mother anytime. ]

"Pfft..." Ye Shuang almost choked on his own saliva when he saw this sentence. When he was about to say something, he suddenly noticed that Principal Bai came over from a distance: "Xiaoyu, are you alright?"

Bai Yuyou turned her head, Ye Shuang immediately stood in front of her and smiled, "It's okay, she's just not feeling well today."

"Really?" Principal Bai looked at Ye Shuang with a puzzled expression, and then turned his eyes to the notebook in Bai Yuyou's hand, as if he wanted to see what she said:

"Xiaoyu, show me your notebook."