The Age of Gods Return: Start To Kiss the Rift Girl

eight pm!

Lin Que walked out of the bathroom, smirking with the pink amnesia hammer in his hand, and the saliva from the corners of his mouth almost drained.

When Lin Xi saw this, question marks were all over his head.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Que recovered like this and quickly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth: "Ah! It's okay, I just thought of a funny thing, I can't help it, haha..."

With the amnesia hammer, he can fulfill the dream of a man in his heart!

"Xiao Xi, you will rest early later, and brother will go out if something has to do!"

"I will be back soon!"

After speaking, a slip of smoke disappeared in place.

Lin Xi:? ? ?

...

It's half past eight in the evening!

At the moment in the Tiandao Academy playground, colorful lights illuminate the audience.

Countless grandfathers and aunts, standing on the playground, dancing square dance with enthusiasm.

"Hey, Ivy Barty, uncle Black Shuttle!"

"Everyone come with me!"

"The boundless horizon is my love..."

In C position, Lin Que, wearing a small vest, carried the big speaker and danced the audience.

Leading the grandfather and aunt, the one who dances is called a happy one!

In the crowd, Uncle Furukawa swayed to the rhythm, with a charming smile on his face: "I saw this kid as a kid. In addition to being excellent, this square dance is also a strong group!"

Uncle Xia: "That's right!"

"On picking up girls, this kid is also a talent, and I will learn from it later!"

Looking back, looking at the aunts dancing passionately in the square, that's a coveted one!

Since Lin Que's help, after taking down Sister Furong, the love in front of him can no longer limit him!

The pattern is open!

Uncle Furukawa looked contemptuous: "Vulgar!"

"A woman will only affect the speed of my refining medicine. As long as I refining medicine fast enough, love will not catch up with me!"

Having said that, Uncle Furukawa looked at the auntie who was wearing floral short sleeves and starting with a posture of 200 kilograms, his eyes were full of unwillingness.

Lin Que had a panoramic view of all this.

Putting down the stereo, a void moved to the two uncles.

"Two uncles, is this something bothering you?"

"Didi help, take orders online!"

Lin Que rubbed his little hands and looked at the two uncles with a smile on his face!

The two uncles looked at Lin Que who suddenly appeared, and they were slightly taken aback!

This kid is still showing as always!

Uncle Xia hooked his finger at Lin Que, and said with scornful eyebrows: "Boy, come here and I'll tell you."

"I#%￥*……"

Lin Que raised his eyebrows, and he let out an ooh-ooh laugh.

"The uncle is not the uncle, the pattern!"

Uncle Xia waved his hand shyly: "It's all men, low-key, low-key!"

Uncle Furukawa sneered: "Things that only use the lower body to think, we good men are corrupted by people like you!"

Uncle Xia stared at Uncle Furukawa: "You know a hammer!"

"This is called love!"

As he said, Uncle Xia looked at Lin Que: "Boy, don't worry, this thing will be done, and the benefits will be greatly reduced!"

"I heard Lao Mu say, do you want to learn arrows from the old guy Liu Yibai?"

"I'll arrange it!"

Lin Que gave a thumbs up: "Uncle Guangliang!"

The purpose of this visit is to increase love with these aunts and grandpas.

The second thing is to let these uncles connect their front axles and learn unique skills!

As for the third...

(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧.

Someone has to experiment with the amnesia hammer!

Uncle Xia pulled Lin Que, pointed at the group of aunts in the middle of the playground and said, "Just the group of be careful, let's talk, should I just stun directly, or follow the process, first strike up a conversation, and then stun?"

Lin Que:...

Uncle, your thoughts are very dangerous!

You have to faint at every turn, even if you get someone like this, you have to be careful!

Uncle Xia: "I just want people!"

Lin Que:! ! !

The uncle is the uncle, I am still too young after all.

Cough!

Lin Que coughed slightly, "Uncle, do you know what kind of type these aunts like?"

Uncle Xia thought for a while, then said: "Handsome, tall and mighty, eight pack abs, walking hormone..."

All of a sudden, there was a lot of twittering.

Lin Que's eyes circled when he listened.

In a blink of an eye, he saw Uncle Xia.

There are few hairs left, his waist is arched, his teeth are sound, his body is thin...

Uncle Xia: "Just like me, can I still be rescued?"

"I'm not surprised!"

"I will definitely make you a walking muscular man, so that when the aunts see you, they will fall into it, and love you so much that they can't help themselves!"

"Vigorously jackfruit, you deserve it!"

Lin Que immediately took out a sealed jackfruit in a glass bottle.

Looking at the golden object in the glass bottle that Lin Que pulled out.

Uncle Xia: (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)ﾂ.

Uncle Furukawa:...

This is so obviously shit!

sp: Do you want to be a scumbag? Here, you give me the ticket and I will teach you.