The Age of Gods Return: Start To Kiss the Rift Girl

Tiandao Academy camp.

The girls looked at the fur covered all over their bodies, and their hearts were extremely broken!

This ghostly appearance is not as good as when it was hairless.

"Look, this hair is continuing to grow again."

Lin Que coughed lightly twice: "This is a normal phenomenon, if there is a bug, you have to pay some price!"

"Be patient, half an hour won't be long!"

half an hour?

When all the girls heard this, they almost fainted out of breath, this f*cking is just dead!

However, in order not to be bald, we beautiful girls have worked hard!

For Mao Mao!

Awesome!

Li Xingyun looked at the antenna above Lin Que's head, and stepped forward to pull it out.

"What are you doing?"

Terrified, Lin Que hurriedly jumped aside, and said vigilantly.

At this moment, Li Xingyun also turned into a bald head, but he was full of a tough guy's aura.

"Old Lin, you're such an adult, why are you still cosplaying Teletubbies!"

"Don't be ashamed!"

Lin Que stared anxiously: "What the hell are you cosplaying Teletubbies!"

"This is a baby, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

"Brother's happiness, you will never experience it."

Like the bathroom just now... Cough cough cough!

The Teletubbies radar has been used for two hours, and it's time to unplug it.

Thinking of this, Lin Que was about to reach out and pull out the Teletubbies radar.

As a result, an accident happened.

Can't pull it out!

Lin Que was taken aback, and instantly thought of the side effects of the system.

Is this a side effect?

But it's okay, it's just that it can't be pulled out, it's still within the acceptable range, don't panic.

However, what happened next will be the most embarrassing moment in Lin Que's life.

"Ding dong!"

Suddenly, Bai Xiaohao's satellite bracelet rang, and when he took it out, his expression changed on the spot.

"problem occurs!"

Everyone's eyes instantly focused on Bai Xiaohao.

I saw Bai Xiaohao's serious face: "According to the information from the team members who were outside collecting information just now, two major events just happened in the city of riots!"

"The stronghold of the ninja domain was uprooted by the mysterious man, and three of the ninjas were beaten until hemorrhoids bleed!"

"What's even more astonishing is that half of a building owned by the local giant, the TI organization, was blown up."

"The leader of TI, Matthew, was also beaten until his hemorrhoids bleed!"

"I have sent the picture to your satellite bracelets."

Everyone quickly checked the information on the satellite bracelet.

"Fuck!"

Qin Feng looked at the victim's miserable appearance and let out a sigh.

"This silky feeling, why does my Overlord Spear lead to the same goal by different routes!"

Yang Dingfeng agreed: "What the hell is hemorrhoids bleeding? It's clearly a chrysanthemum? It's lost!"

"It's Qin Feng's inner taste!"

Qin Feng:? ? ?

What's the inside smell?

Lao Tzu's operation is obviously a hundred times smoother than this, okay?

Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand.

Bai Xiaohao continued: "According to some rumors in the Tao, these incidents are all caused by the mutation of the heavenly addiction!"

"The current addiction can not only turn people into killing machines, but also make hemorrhoids bleed!"

"Common name, hemorrhoid maker!"

"Scary!"

"Let's not go out for a walk recently, it doesn't feel right to drink Chaoshen Power Water!"

"Being bald is nothing compared to bleeding from hemorrhoids!"

Everyone nodded in unison.

That's the reason.

Lin Que at the side, hearing this series of analysis, his face darkened.

(??へ???╬).

Which melon skin analysis is this?

I really want to greet his eighteen generations of ancestors.

Dare to say that Lao Tzu is a hemorrhoid maker!

How can it be repaired!

Lu Yan stepped forward and said, "Master, don't go out either, I'm afraid that the hemorrhoid maker will stare at you!"

Lin Que squinted at his great apprentice.

What a filial piety!

As everyone knows, the hemorrhoid making machine is you as the teacher.

I will be afraid?

However, in order to maintain the perfect image in everyone's mind, he could only pretend to be terrified.

"It's scary, I'll pay attention, Dixie!"

Lu Yan nodded subconsciously, but soon realized something was wrong, and asked with a strange expression.

"Master, what did you just say?"

Lin Que looked puzzled: "I didn't say anything? Tintin..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Que regretted it, and quickly covered his mouth with a dazed expression.

What's wrong with me?

etc!

Could this be a real side effect of the Teletubbies radar?

Everyone: (?д?;).

"Damn it, Lin Que, you are the essence of cosplaying Teletubbies!"

"It's so lifelike!"

"Ha ha!"

"Nice, if anyone messes with me in the future, I'll call Tintin from the Teletubbies and ask him to carry the halberd."

"Awesome!"

When the boys saw this, they all laughed and lay on the ground, with their feet on their backs, tears bursting out of their eyes.

Lin Que's face was covered with black lines.

Worth!

What is the situation?

"Ding!"

The system prompts: "Brother, this is the side effect of the Teletubbies radar!"

"The radar on the top of the head cannot be unplugged within 24 hours, and every time I finish speaking, I will call out the name of a Teletubbies!"

Lin Que:? ? ?

This Nima is a side effect of that door, it is simply a large-scale mentally handicapped scene, okay!

I am 19 years old!

This is killing yourself!

Qin Feng suppressed his smile, and said with a flushed face, "Come on, Lin Que, I'm saying the name of a Teletubbies!"

"Let me recall my childhood, haha!"

Lin Que: "Get lost, Lala!"

"Puff haha!"

When everyone heard this, they roared with laughter again.

"According to the rhythm, Lin Que wants to collect all the names of the Teletubbies!"

"yyds!"

"As expected of Lin Mowang, looking at this memory, I have watched Teletubbies a lot since I was a child!"

Lin Que wished he could dig a crack in the ground and get in.

Lose a person!

This breaks the system!

I swear to myself that in the future, props that have side effects must not be allowed to test myself!

The water is too deep.

Lin Que glanced at the crowd angrily, "I don't say anything, is it okay?"

next second.

He fled into the void, and his body disappeared.

Go back to the room and lock the door directly, he will stay in the room for 24 hours!

That way, no one can laugh at me.