Taking stock of the golden song chart, pdd does sit-ups like crazy

", PDD is really saying this, this is a classic PUA segment!"

"Hahaha,I said how I used to listen to this song and it always felt weird.,It turned out that the heroine was PUA and didn't know it!"

"It's really true if you take a closer look! I didn't have the concept of PUA before, otherwise this song would definitely cause an uproar!"

"Don't let the female boxer on Weibo see it!

"In the past, there were really many girls like this, and they didn't know that they were PUA!"

"Hahaha, PDD's focus is really unique!"

After PDD said this, the audience found that the heroine in this song was really PUA and died of laughter, this song is too special and avant-garde, right?

Some post-00s said that by listening to this song more and substituting the author's emotions, they can experience what it's like to be PUA by a scumbag.

"What do you say, Sister Zhou, little sister, you guessed wrong, what punishment are you going to accept?"

PDD asked with a smile, and he asked the audience in the live broadcast room to come up with ideas on how to deal with Sister Zhou and Sister Du.

Some made them dance, some made them sing, some made them do 100 squats, and some made them drink water......

There are all kinds of words, and there are even vulgar and unsightly, hum, it's a shame for us decent gentlemen!

"Wow, teacher prostitute, I don't think you guys should go too far, just put it simply, don't forget that the next song is the two of you guess, and when the time comes, we will also 29 start lightly with you, how about it?"

Sister Zhou began to plead with PDD and Lin Junjie, don't go too far, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, if you play too hard, don't blame me and my little sister for being polite if you two guess wrong.

As soon as these words came out, PDD and Lin Junjie were both nervous, yes, when they guessed wrong, in case Sister Zhou Zhou and Little Sister Stay proposed some more excessive punishments, wouldn't it be confusing.

The two exchanged glances, indicating that feng shui takes turns, don't do everything too much, just make a simple request.

"Well, why don't you two jump and wipe the glass?"

PDD saw that there were a lot of barrages saying that they should jump to wipe the glass, so he said so.

"Wipe ...... Wipe the glass?"

Sister Zhou and Sister Du Xiaomei are broadcast live every day, and they naturally know what kind of dance is to wipe the glass, and they are all danced by some beautiful women with good figures for the old perverted audience.

"What do we want with this body, what's the point of jumping to wipe the glass, wipe your hair!"

Sister Zhou refused, Nima's, our figure is far worse than others, isn't it humiliating to jump and wipe the glass!

"Yes, and this is too difficult, the key is that Lin Junjie is present, and people are embarrassed to jump......"

The little sister said a little shyly, although she thought that her figure was completely incompatible with what Sister Zhou said, but she didn't really want to jump and wipe the glass.

"What does it have to do with me?"

Lin Junjie touched his nose and felt a little inexplicable.

"Hahaha, little sister, as soon as you say this, Lin Junjie wants to see you jump and wipe the glass even more!"

PDD laughed and let out a pig cry.

Lin Junjie said, I don't, don't talk nonsense, I don't want to watch it at all, obviously you want to see it!

"This ...... If Lin Junjie wants to watch it, I can jump to him alone in the future, forget it today, millions of viewers are watching, the impact is not good!"

Stay Xiaomei once again found a reason to refuse, it doesn't matter if she usually dances live by herself, and there are not many viewers in her live broadcast room.

But now millions of viewers on the whole network are watching, how can she afford to lose this face.

"Oops, I really can't dance, let's sing a song, okay?

Sister Zhou said, to quote a famous actor, why haven't you ever seen dancing?

A lot of barrage brushed wildly, telling Sister Zhou not to sing, Tai Nima has spicy ears, this is not a punishment for them, this is a punishment for us!

PDD's side, seeing that Sister Zhou and Sister Du really didn't want to jump and wipe the glass, they had to give up.

"Then you can sing a song, well, I hope you can treat us both gently when we guess wrong!"

PDD said, leave a line in everything, and see each other in the future.

Then he asked Lin Junjie to pick a song to sing for Sister Zhou and Sister Du's little sister.

"Yes, you'd better pick a song that both me and my little sister can sing!"

Sister Zhou said that there are not many songs that her sister can sing.

Lin Junjie thought for a while and said a few songs, either Sister Zhou can sing, and the little sister can't sing, or the little sister can sing, and Sister Zhou can't sing, so she hasn't been chosen.

"Let's sing that!"

The little sister suddenly said, "Let's sing that "Mice Love Rice", you can sing this, Sister Zhou? I don't know why, I really want to hear this song "Mice Love Rice" when I hear "Perfume is Poisonous"!"

Sister Zhou was stunned for a moment, "Mice Love Rice"? How to sing, I want to think about it......

"Yes, "Mice Love Rice" is also a childhood comedy, just take advantage of the wave of "Perfume Poisonous" to review the childhood classics!"

PDD was the first to agree, there shouldn't be anyone who can't sing the song "Mice Love Rice", right?

"That's okay, just sing "Mice Love Rice"!"

Lin Junjie nodded, I don't have any opinions, now that the atmosphere is here, it's really good to listen to a song "Mice Love Rice".

"OK, OK, I'll search for accompaniment!"

Sister Zhou said, and quickly searched for the accompaniment of "Mice Love Rice".

Ask if the little sister is ready.

Silly little sister: "I'll change the sound card...... It's okay, it's okay, come on, come on!"

"Damn, you still change the sound card, you are a sound card warrior, you are so insidious!"

Sister Zhou complained twice.

Soon, the music started.

"Wow, this melody ...... I instantly remembered how to sing!"

When the music sounded and countless memories were unsealed, Sister Zhou seemed to have returned to her childhood, and she was very familiar with this song.

"Come on, come on, I'll sing first!"

Sister Zhou took the lead in saying, and the little sister nodded, saying that there was no problem, and the cooperation between the two of us must be perfect.

Sister Zhou: (If you read a violent novel, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"I hear your voice,"

"There's a special feeling,"

"Let me, keep thinking,"

"Don't dare to forget your ...... again"

Silly Little Sister: []

"I remember there was a person~"

"Stay in my heart forever~"

"Even if it's only like this, I miss you......"

Sister Zhou's voice is a little hoarse and rough, and she sings like a god of war under the car, but fortunately it is in tune.

However, as soon as the voice of the little sister came in, it instantly compared her, and the little sister also had a sound card, which made Sister Zhou call it too insidious.

Sister Zhou:

"If there really is a day~"

"The ideal of love will come true~"

"I'll go the extra mile to treat you well,"

"Never Change~"

Silly Little Sister:

"No matter how far the road is~"

"I will definitely make it happen~"

"I'll whisper to you in your ear~"

"To you~"

Chorus:

"I love you~I love you~"

"It's like a mouse loves rice~"

"No matter how much wind and rain there is~"

"I will still be with you~"

"I miss you, I miss you~"

"No matter how bitter it is~"

"As long as it can make you happy~"

"I'm willing to do anything~"

717 "Love You Like This~"

Not to mention, it's a bit nice when the two sing the chorus together.

Sister Zhou is worthy of being born in a professional girl group, she knows that her voice is not as good as the voice card warrior, so she deliberately let herself sing harmony when singing in chorus, so the effect is very good.

"I love you~I love you~"

"It's like a mouse loves rice~"

The second time, PDD was added to the chorus.

There are also many viewers who watched the live broadcast, they either sang silly to their mobile phones or computers, "I love you ~ love you ~ like mice love rice, no matter how much wind and rain ......"

For a while, the atmosphere of the entire live broadcast room became very warm.

Everyone seems to go back to their childhood in this familiar melody, when this song was played in video stores, clothing stores, and places selling mobile phones and appliances on the streets.

"I love you~I love you~"

"It's like a mouse loves rice~"

The familiar singing voice seems to have traveled through time and space, making people blur with tears, as if there are countless people in a chorus, we are in the long river of time, countless images quickly flash around us, we continue to go back to the era in our memory, and finally return to the past at a certain moment.

I love you ~ love you ~ It's like rats love rice~

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(PS: Wow, I really didn't expect my theme to be written on the list, it's so unexpected! It's all thanks to the support of my brothers!)

(Let me say here, there are a few songs deleted in the original list, such as SHE's "Dragon Country Dialect", and "Yanjing Welcomes You", because of the real place name, I can't write it, and if I change the name, I don't have that flavor when I write it, so I changed it.) ）

(Brothers, by the way, ask for another wave of flower monthly ticket evaluation votes, see if you can hit the list, thank you!).