Sword Master, Becomes a failed student

A golden parrot who has been following the Lumians from Kalad territory.

He slept at the lodge from evening until dawn, then repeatedly pushed himself out of the window during the day.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing out there, but the Lumians don't care. Rather, it was a place I felt comfortable because I didn't have to feed, clean up and do it.

The best pets that are smart, fun to watch, and do not bother their owners!

That's what I thought.

Until just now.

What the hell is wrong with you? ’

But things are different now.

He broke his promise.

The word "sex" was definitely meant to be done only when there were two of us. It was a word that was only allowed until Morgan was there because it was more generous.

But the one in the room is Tania Eloise.

The Lumian raises his eyes and stares at the parrot.

Sex!

The parrot dodges his eye.

The Lumians were convinced he was doing it on purpose.

I wanted to strangle him right away.

But it was first to fix the situation. The Lumian notices Tania and decides how to make excuses.

By the way.

“What is it? Are you raising this bird?" ”

“Yes? Oh, yes…… hey, now this……."

“Hahaha, that's funny. What a good talker. ”

Again, Tania's reaction was not bad.

She reaches out to the parrot and says to the Lumian,

“But even though I said a lot of things, You naughty bastard... Is it because the owner is a pervert?"

“No, it's just... it's just a joke between friends. ”

“You sound just like yourself. Don't you sell your friends? ”

“Of course I did too..."

Sex!

“Phew! What the hell? You're such a lumen junior. ”

It sounds like a selling word at a glance, but it seems like a joke from a laughing tone.

The Lumian sighs of relief.

I felt thankful for her again.

‘Let's skip this one, too. He's a really good guy. ’

Maybe she's interested in this, too? Thought about it for a moment, but soon he shakes his head.

I thought about it earlier, but now the situation has nothing to do with that. I should have worshiped Tania several times just because she was shy and uncoordinated.

But this was not the end.

When the Lumians were completely relaxed.

The parrot, who was watching the situation, continues to attack once more.

Ahhhh! A sturdy man's XX swooped in towards my @ @!

"......."

There was silence.

At the same time, the atmosphere became heavy.

This time it was different. Tania's expression stiffens as well.

The lumen feel it, and they stare at you like they're killing parrots.

"No, why do you keep doing that? ’

Is that crazy?

I couldn't understand.

I couldn't bear it this time. The Lumian tries to reach out to twist the golden parrot's head.

But Tania's words were quicker.

She mutters, looking at the lumen.

“Lumian? This is...."

“No, that's...... I'm also joking with my friends..."

“... But, it's a woman's voice! ”

Tania's voice trembles. His eyes were shaking like an earthquake.

Of course it was the same with the Lumians.

But it was so unfair.

He started making excuses desperately.

“Hey, I have a friend in the territory, like a friend…… because he's good at impersonating a woman's voice…… So I inject strange words into him……… oh, really…… I'm not lying……."

Morgan, you son of a bitch! ’

The Lumian looks like he's going to cry.

I hated the agenda as much as the parrot. I wanted to hit the back of my head hard if I was next to you.

But it wasn't him he was with, it was Tania Eloise.

She nods with a heavy look.

“Well, yeah. I trust you. It's not... someone else's Rumian would do that..."

"Yes, I'm not like that."

“Right? Really...? ”

“Yes! It's true. ”

"......."

Damn it!

Daeha was cut off and the silence returned.

It was uncomfortable. I felt suffocated.

Obviously, a moment ago, I was having a conversation in a very pleasant and pleasant atmosphere.

I'm so screwed because of that fucking golden parrot.

“Well, then. I can't skip any more classes... I'm leaving! ”

“Oh, yes……."

“See you later! Hello!”

Knuckle

Boom!

Tania runs like she's running away with a sandwich basket.

The Lumian stares blankly at her disappearance.

The soul seems to flow from its mouth.

‘Did the excuse...... work? ’

I don't know, I wasn't sure.

Thankfully, Tania said, "See you later."

Of course, that couldn't be comforting.

The Lumian roars like a wounded beast.

“Rrrrgh! Come here! ”

Rumian and parrot fishing begins.

And at that moment, Tania quickly escaped from the man-room and calmed her surprised heart.

"Oh, my God, he left like he was on the run! ’

Until the parrot suddenly came in and said "sex." He was a naughty prank on a parrot. It was understandable.

In the beginning, she knew the Lumen was a pervert and loved it.

Unlike other women who only knew the Lumen as a swordsmith winner and best student, she also loved the Lumen. It could be said that the clicks were stuck.

But even for Tania, the last line was unbearable.

More than anything, it was shocked that the dialogue came from a woman's voice.

"Did the Lumian have a woman other than Layton Winno? ’

That was the part that worried me the most. I honestly didn't care about anything else.

She takes a deep breath, then closes her eyes. And I rolled my head to see if what the Lumians had said was true or false.

Luckily, the weight leans toward the electron.

It wasn't because I believed what the Lumians said.

It was because I believed what his friends said.

‘Before you met Layton Winot, you said you'd never had sex with a woman. ’

Certainly. It came from Theoro Schutgarn's mouth.

If it was Boomer Simpson, I wouldn't trust it, but Theoro was trustworthy.

Until now, Tania was able to recover her relaxed expression.

“Phew, thank God...."

Did they take the Lumen again? I wanted to think my heart was full, but it wasn't.

She opens her eyes and walks with a light smile.

‘Still, I can't... see my face for a while. ’

Tania blushes.

Even though it's a joke, the parrot's line was a little off.

Right now, I wasn't sure if I'd be able to take care of my face in front of the Lumians. I needed some time.

Let's focus on the classes we neglected for a while. Let's go back and see her when she calms down.

Tania moves quickly to return to class.

* * *

"......."

When Tania returned to her outdoor class and was swinging her sword hard.

The lumen and the golden parrot were staring at each other and guarding their silence.

No, not exactly a golden parrot.

The moment the Lumian grabbed the parrot and empowered his hand.

He turned into a completely different creature with a bang.

It looks like it has bat wings in the shape of a lizard, and yet it feels cute because of its round face.

Seeing a boy the size of a fox, the Lumian remembered something.

Dragon!

Legendary animals that appear in novels.

A creature that loves nature. I thought its body was so big that its wings felt like night and day when it spread its wings.

‘This one's not too big. ’

At most, he could only ride one of his own.

Of course, size didn't matter.

Whether he's a real dragon or not.

Whether or not you can talk.

And why the hell was that just now?

These were important.

The Lumian decided to ask one by one.

“Are you a dragon? ”

“Yes. ”

“Are you serious?"

“It's true.”

You can say it first.

But I wasn't sure if it was a real dragon yet.

Rumien asked me a few more questions.

“Then why are you so short? You're not lying? ”

“I'm not lying! I was just born! ”

“How old are you? ”

“Ten years old."

“Ha, ten years old, you talk dirty like that... Do your parents know what you're doing? ”

“I don't have parents. ”

“Eh……."

The Lumian looks puzzled.

Bourne hurt the young dragon.

He comforts you with his sorry face.

“I'm... sorry. I didn't know she was dead. ”

“It's not like that. It doesn't exist.”

“Huh? What do you mean? ”

“There's no such thing as dragons. ”

I looked at him with my eyes longing for an explanation. The dragon that rolled its eyes again opened its mouth.

“A dragon just happens. There's a will that flows through the world, a vessel formed, and reborn into the flesh. ”

He was talking like a child the whole time, but it felt as realistic as explaining his nature.

But the Lumian did not focus on such things.

The only thing the dragon cared about was that there was no reproductive process.

"You're a dead man after all. ’

The Lumian looked at him with his pitiful eyes.

The baby dragon looks spiky, whether he felt that spotlight.

“Well, why? ”

“No, I'm just curious. ”

It was true.

In the history books, it was a dragon that appeared a thousand years ago, and it was not even proven to be true or false.

Such a precious body appeared before him.

But it was not unreasonable.

‘Even the golden parrot who handled Mana didn't make sense in the first place. ’

Rather, I now understand.

It's a creature about the size of a dragon, so it's possible.

‘Wait, this isn't important right now. ’

The Lumian hardens his face.

Suddenly, it was time to answer a friendly question, but it shouldn't have been. This was supposed to be a place of contention.

Suppress, scold, apologise! I had to. I didn't want to be weakened by my cute, round appearance.

He looks angrier when he decides.

“Never mind. Why did you do that? ”

“Well, what?"

“You know what I'm asking! Why did you come in here all of a sudden and say something weird? ”

“It's not weird! That's what the Lumians told you! ”

“Does it matter now? You promised me last time, I wouldn't call it sex unless you two were together! ”

"......."

The dragon shuts up.

Well, I guess that's that. You know you're doing it unilaterally.

The Lumians were more vigorous and pressured against the dragons.

“Tell me, why did you do it? ”

"......."

“There must be a reason. Don't just keep your mouth shut, just say what's right."

"......."

He hasn't spoken in a while.

But I couldn't escape the situation.

The current lumen was in a state of restlessness due to extreme stress. His discomfort turned into a sharp spear and pierced the dragon.

Eventually, he couldn't help but cry.

“…… The Lumians were too busy playing with women to train. ”

"Huh?"

What the hell is that? The Lumian gives you a big look.

You broke the mood because you didn't train.

What the hell does that even mean?

I can't think of anything to say due to the panic, but the dragon's words continue.

“The Lumians need to get stronger...... but they don't keep working hard with women...... because they don't train...... and that's why..." "

“No, no. Wait.”

The Lumian stops talking to the dragon. And I took a moment to sort out my thoughts.

The first thing that comes to mind is, "Why do you want to make yourself strong? ’.

The dragon had nothing to do with itself. Nevertheless, he has been helping his training ever since the first encounter.

Like it's his job. I was very curious as to why.

However, the feeling of the subsequent injustice clouded my curiosity.

He asked me a question.

“What do you care if I play or not? And how much you've been playing. You did everything you could! ”

It was true.

Recently, I took an excuse to come to class saying that I was sick, but I didn't forget the performance.

Even when I was obsessed with Layton Wino. Even if he fell in love, he was a knight, so he did not intend to ignore the basics.

“You know that. Every morning for hours and hours. ”

The Lumian said in a reasonable manner.

It was natural that I didn't get stabbed.

But the baby dragon's idea was different.

He muttered with a heartbreaking expression.

“But…… if you stick with a human man and a woman, it becomes that relationship…… and if it becomes that relationship, then….."

“If?”

“I can't think of anything other than sex..."

"......."

The lumen hardens like a statue.

This is awkward. It sounds like your body is making a lot of noise, just how big the shock was.

The dragon did not stop. I kept talking.

“If you do that... you won't train... and you'll have sex all the time... and you won't be able to... train... and you won't be stronger... then... you shouldn't do that... so...."

"Wait."

The Lumian hangs up.

I felt it a little. He asks the question.

“Why would you say such nonsense...?"

“Hmmm, a book the Lumians usually look at. That's what it says. ”

The baby dragon coughs when it's finished.

Then, with a loud bang, my body became smaller.

Showtime

The guy under the bed came out with something.

It was a sexy book, with two naked men and women tangled up on the cover quite impressive.

Like the explorer who discovered the treasure, the longevity dragon raises his book and cries out in a loud voice.

“That's what the people out here say! ”