Sword Master, Becomes a failed student

“…… what is this? ”

"......."

The Lumian asks a question.

However, Morgan stands motionless, silent.

The Lumian glances at him, shaking his head and looking into the colorful box again.

Two strange-looking objects caught his eye.

‘One is…… a stick? ’

It was not an ordinary stick.

The beginning of the stick was flat and could be placed on the floor.

If there was an adhesive component, it could be attached vertically to the wall.

The end of the wand that bent gently like a banana was blurry for some reason, but I felt dirty watching it constantly.

I didn't know why.

The grumpy Lumian looks at the item next to him.

‘What... is this? ’

The Lumian looks curious.

It was the first thing I had ever seen.

A cylinder the size of which can be held with both hands or with one hand. There was a slight bend in the middle, but it seemed so easy to hold.

Inside, the cylinder was full of something soft and sticky, with a subtle sized hole in the center.

The lumen, curious about the interior, pauses to put its hand inside.

It was because I thought I could touch things I didn't know and see the rot.

He looks at Morgan. The agenda was finally looking at things with a shivering expression, as if they were finally out of shock.

“Do you know what this is? You know?”

“Yes, I know. ”

“Is that good? No, what's that for? I have no idea what it's for. ”

"......."

“If I had so many locks on it, it would be important... I don't know what they're for. ”

“These are the names..."

Morgan opens his mouth reluctantly.

He didn't want to explain it, but he couldn't admit that his last loot was these.

The Lumian looked at the agenda with a more curious face, and soon the names of the objects came out of his mouth.

“Cylindrical objects have the name of the pleasure of the incubator, s-bananas."

“Is that so? A tool used to seduce people..."

“No, it's just a consolation tool. ”

"......."

“The fun is for men, and the fun is for women. For your reference…"

“No, it's okay. You don't have to tell me that. ”

The lumen reflects and says:

But Morgan didn't listen to the ritual.

He continued to explain in a dazzled fashion.

“There are rumors that some perverts are using these tools to find them unforgettable and that merchants and wizards have come up with similar tools. But he said he couldn't make something as wonderful as this, if it had some mysterious power. By the way, if you sell this to the black market or underground auction, it will be quite valuable..."

Morgan interrupts the excitement of the incubator.

It was like touching something I didn't want to touch.

“These were used by the guys in the hideout..."

"......."

“I don't want to sell those...... I have to burn this. ”

Tak, Morgan, who closed the box, looks depressed.

I had to.

I got three boxes of rewards for being considerate of my older brother, but what I was most looking forward to was not good.

I'd rather not get one sanitizer.

After a while, an unbelievable message came into his ears.

“Vital medicine, do you want it? ”

"What? Really? ”

Morgan shakes his head and goes back.

It was almost like a broken neck. The Lumian takes a step back and answers.

“Yes. I would have been better off if I was young, if I had stood well, if I had been a sodmaster at a young age..."

“Yes, yes! You're right! The younger you are, the more physically competent you become, the less energized you need to be! ”

‘As a master of the map, excuses. ’

The Lumian expressions that he doesn't understand.

A typical late 40s man would be right to do that, but it was not surprising that someone who became a sod master was doing that.

“Okay, you don't have to lift me up. Instead.”

“Instead?”

“Trade it for a cosmetic from Circubus. ”

“Huh? Are you going to put this on? I don't have to..."

Morgan blurs.

In his view, the current lumen was also good enough.

You used to look like a weak face, but now you've eaten the Demon Stone of the Incubator, and it's turned into a pure, deadly charm.

Of course, he would be more handsome if he used a cosmetic, but not enough to trade him for an aphrodisiac.

“It's not for me. ”

“Oh, really? Do you have any future girlfriends for me? ”

“Don't ask about the skewers, decide whether to trade..."

“Of course I will. Here you go."

Morgan quickly handed over a salon from Circubus. And they took the energizer from the incubator at the same rate as lightning.

He looked very happy, holding a subspace backpack of energizer in his arms.

I felt more moved than when I first met myself revived.

“Let's stop and go. ”

“Yes, sir! I'll take care of the cleansing ritual! ”

“Yes.”

Morgan moves as soon as he hears the answer.

He looks like a vigorous soldier spraying holy water all over the dungeon. Seeing that, the lumen burst into a funeral smile.

About an hour later, the purification ceremony was completed.

The cave that was full of Margie found its true form, and the shady-looking surrounding area revived.

“There's definitely a different vibe. ”

“Yes. This dungeon has been around since ancient times, so... I think I'll find myself in a day." No. It already feels like the vegetation is spreading... Huh? ”

Morgan's eyes suddenly glow.

He looks at the falcon's gaze somewhere and moves quickly. What the fuck is this? The Lumian with the look on his face also chased after him. You hear Morgan's exhilarating voice.

“Turtle Mushroom!”

“What is that...? Is that also energizing? ”

“Of course! With this mushroom..."

The Lumian shakes his head as he looks at the agenda with another elaborate explanation.

He treats himself as a strange man who wants to see the Circus, and now he's looking around like a ferocious puppy.

Of course, it wasn't that I wasn't interested.

Even though he was not interested, he began to have curiosity about the unknown world of 'vigor’ as if someone kept talking to him.

The two standing on the hillside were talking for a long time, and suddenly, a strange creature flew out of the sky.

Fudduk Foodduck

Beautiful, shiny feathers made of beautiful blonde hair.

A parrot with a spiritual aura, unlike those commonly seen, landed in front of them.

Then I quickly started eating turtle mushrooms.

Eating

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[nonsense response]

The three days starving pigs were not so quick to get rid of the feed.

They just had to watch him eat with their stupid faces.

* * *

“What the hell. ”

What the fuck!

“What, you're repeating. ”

What are you talking about?

“Idiot, idiot. ”

Idiot!

“Sex."

Sex! Sex!

The golden parrot did not stop.

I continued to roam around the two chubby people shouting for sex.

It wasn't just wandering around. You twitch your wings alternately and show a human dancing behavior.

That didn't seem unusual.

That's the problem.

“What's he doing? ”

“… maybe it's a creature? ”

“A creature?"

“Yes. I think Magi came back from somewhere else because of this mountain...... I don't know why she's doing this."

"I didn't hear there was a spirit among parrots..."

Sex, sex!

“I think you really like the word sex. ”

“No, it's too much. Hey, stop it! ”

Hey, stop it!

“I'm an idiot. ”

.......

“This guy's so smart. He's trying to hide his horse. ”

Very curious. The Lumian quickly reaches out and tries to catch the golden parrot.

Surprisingly, he dodged a bullet.

The flying creature climbs up onto the Roman's crown and shouts out in a loud voice.

Sex!

"Looks like a real monster. Avoid my hands. ”

"Fantastic.”

The two looked surprised and said.

It wasn't all the effort, of course, but it was a great thing that the beast dodged the Sword Master's hand.

“Let's say something else. ”

“Sure. I'll give it a shot. ”

The two of them were excited about the sudden appearance of the creature and said things like that.

Former age 60 and present age 48. A total of 108 year-old men's words were incredibly childish and vulgar.

At that time, the golden parrot chose and copied the words that suit my taste.

Most of them were obscene and obscene.

Ahhhh! A sturdy man's XX swooped in towards my @ @!

“No, crazy, what are you asking me to say? How else did you make that woman's voice? ”

“When you're a mercenary, you learn a lot of useless stuff. I woke them up with this voice because the mercenaries stood up and were bored, and they all woke up well. ”

“…… let's stop and go. It's getting late. ”

I woke up with a look of defeat on my face.

You know, no matter how much I think about it, there was no pervert to follow the agenda.

Maybe if Boomer Simpson continued to develop this propensity, we could get to a similar height.

“Yes, let's go. It's been a long time. It was a good time to go back to the sympathy. ”

“... You've lived with that since you were a kid? ”

“I'm a little premature. ”

Romans and Morgans constantly talk and talk.

They grabbed their hands and began to climb down the mountain.

The golden parrot remains.

It must be a mysterious and coveted creature, but it is because I did not feel the need to take it by force.

‘Soon all of Maggie will be gone, so she will live in peace like she used to. ’

If I'm unlucky, I could get caught or killed by a hunter, but that's none of my business.

The lumian moves quickly, keeping only memories of the parrot.

By the way.

Foodduck Purderduck

Sex!

Strangely, the golden parrot continues to chase after them.

To be precise, it was the Romans. He wanders around the Lumian, sits on his shoulder, sits on his head, and gestures of familiarity. Morgan said as if it were strange.

“This guy, I think you like him. How do you like raising them? ”

“What? No. It's annoying.”

“Seems like you have a smart head, don't you think it would bother you? You tell them to take a shit outside, and you tell them to get their own food."

“Is that what you grow? grazing.”

“It's okay to look at it that way. Anyway, I don't think I have anything to lose with him. You look pretty good, man. ”

"Hmm."

Morgan was right.

Small in size, but unrivaled in glamour. Intelligence is high and body is fast.

I also thought that a woman who likes animals might get a point of addition.

That made me a little bit tempted.

The Lumian quickly reaches over his head.

Tak!

Cough!

“Are you going to keep following me? ”

Nod. Nod.

“Huh, you really do understand.”

A golden parrot who rolls his eyes at you for more information.

The Lumian smiles as if it were a joke. He looks serious.

He pushed.

“When you're alone, can't you say the word 'sex’ when you're with someone else? Okay?"

Yes, yes!

Nod. Nod.

This time, the answer was broken.

I felt like I was dealing with a person. The Lumian nods and releases the golden parrot.

Then he flinches again and climbs over the Lumian's head.

He was a good four-year-old.

“I think it's the smartest bird I've seen in 48 years. ”

“I see.”

“It's the coolest. Doesn't it feel like a symbol of luck, a symbol of wealth? I think you're in luck. Maybe.”

“I don't care about the money, I just want a pretty girl. ”

“That's what I've always wanted. ”

The topic suddenly flowed towards the woman.

Morgan unleashed the hot and interesting stories that had been there for the last decade by seasoning them, and a blob of desire, but pure luminosity, listened as he choked on his saliva.

Suddenly, it was in front of the territory. I can see the colonists working in the fields near the castle.

But there was something wrong with their atmosphere.

“What? Because of the parrot? ”

“I don't think so. Something must have happened. ”

"Hmm."

The frowning lumen tries to augment his hearing with an error.

But before that, the guard guarding the gates called for the Lumians.

He leaps quickly, gasping for breath.

“Master, Master! Phew. Phew. ”

“What's the matter? Is something wrong? ”

“Cow, customer! You have a visitor. A great one..."

“Is Earl Wellington here? ”

Earl Wellington was one of the most powerful men of all, surrounding the surrounding lords.

With such a visit, I understood that the guards would make such a fuss.

But the Lumian's prediction was off.

The guard's mouth pops up with a name I've forgotten for a while.

“Old Crisis of Zenas the Knight Kingdom...... Lord Berkel Garcia has visited! ”

“He also said he came to see the Lord! You are now in a permanent residence! ”

Another guard jumps in late and adds a horse.

Lumian and Morgan turn to look at each other.